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Author Topic: Suzanna - Newcastle [Fake Review]  (Read 5910 times)

Offline Dirty Geordie

I've only just come across UKP so this review is from a few weeks ago and I've already left her a review on AW.

I met Suzanna at her flat in Gateshead. Good parking on the street and she gave great directions. Flat was clean and smelt nice.
Suzanna met me at the door in a nice little black dress showing just a hint of stocking tops. She's very much the pretty girl next door type with long dark hair and a fantastic bum! Suzanna is a lovely friendly geordie girl (that said her accent is very soft, just makes her even cuter!) and can hold a good conversation.

Once inside we had a quick kiss and sorted the paperwork out, before going to the bedroom. I can genuinely say it was the best mix of PSE and GFE I've ever experienced! We started kissing and feeling each other and she soon had me stripped and pushed back on the bed and my hard cock in her mouth, giving me the best sloppy blow job of my life, she even had me so deep in her mouth that she was licking my balls at the same time! I had to stop her before I shot my load so on with the condom and we fucked mish, cow girl then bent over. I shot my (first) load while fucking her from behind as she bucked back on me.

Off with the condom and we laid on the bed for a little while chatting with me stroking her hair and back. I was starting to get hard again and Suzanna, without prompting, started playing with my cock and balls again and started sucking my cock again. I can't emphasise how good her oral is! 10 mins of her deep throating me was enough and I shot my second load in her mouth which she happily swallowed. Brilliant!

A little more kissing and chatting and I made my excuses and had a quick shower before having to leave.

I've tried to keep this review as realistic as possible but I'm a little in lust with this girl at the moment, if I was being objective I'd say she's not the skinniest (size 12 at a guess) but she's so good at what she does I'll let her off.

What drew me to her in the first place was her long "likes" list on AW and I fully believe she enjoys them all! Her oral skills are genuinely second to none, long sloppy deep throat with loads of eye contact. She also told me she doesn't "do" extras. Her price is all inclusive.

Neil.

Offline AnthG

Hi, thanks for this review DG. Been looking forward to a booking with Suzanna for some time. This definitely makes me more eager to see her.

The only odd, or curious thing, is she has A-Levels down on her likes list and she seems eagerly prepared to do it from what I have seen, and yet from your review it seems you never did it?

I honestly thought A-Levles was the goldmine service every guy craves for but next to no girl is prepared to do

Offline Dirty Geordie

I've actually thought about that since the punt. I didn't see her specifically for A Levels but it would have been a nice "bonus". To be fair I didn't mention it at the time and neither did she.

I'll see how it goes next time.

Offline smiths

Hi, thanks for this review DG. Been looking forward to a booking with Suzanna for some time. This definitely makes me more eager to see her.

The only odd, or curious thing, is she has A-Levels down on her likes list and she seems eagerly prepared to do it from what I have seen, and yet from your review it seems you never did it?

I honestly thought A-Levles was the goldmine service every guy craves for but next to no girl is prepared to do

Anth, you know by now from reading threads and posts that A-Levels are not at all what EVERY guy craves. Of zero interest to me.

hornygeordieguy

I've only just come across UKP so this review is from a few weeks ago and I've already left her a review on AW.

I met Suzanna at her flat in Gateshead. Good parking on the street and she gave great directions. Flat was clean and smelt nice.
Suzanna met me at the door in a nice little black dress showing just a hint of stocking tops. She's very much the pretty girl next door type with long dark hair and a fantastic bum! Suzanna is a lovely friendly geordie girl (that said her accent is very soft, just makes her even cuter!) and can hold a good conversation.

Once inside we had a quick kiss and sorted the paperwork out, before going to the bedroom. I can genuinely say it was the best mix of PSE and GFE I've ever experienced! We started kissing and feeling each other and she soon had me stripped and pushed back on the bed and my hard cock in her mouth, giving me the best sloppy blow job of my life, she even had me so deep in her mouth that she was licking my balls at the same time! I had to stop her before I shot my load so on with the condom and we fucked mish, cow girl then bent over. I shot my (first) load while fucking her from behind as she bucked back on me.

Off with the condom and we laid on the bed for a little while chatting with me stroking her hair and back. I was starting to get hard again and Suzanna, without prompting, started playing with my cock and balls again and started sucking my cock again. I can't emphasise how good her oral is! 10 mins of her deep throating me was enough and I shot my second load in her mouth which she happily swallowed. Brilliant!

A little more kissing and chatting and I made my excuses and had a quick shower before having to leave.

I've tried to keep this review as realistic as possible but I'm a little in lust with this girl at the moment, if I was being objective I'd say she's not the skinniest (size 12 at a guess) but she's so good at what she does I'll let her off.

What drew me to her in the first place was her long "likes" list on AW and I fully believe she enjoys them all! Her oral skills are genuinely second to none, long sloppy deep throat with loads of eye contact. She also told me she doesn't "do" extras. Her price is all inclusive.

Neil.
Good to see that someone else had as good a time as I did with Suzanna. She says that's she genuinely enjoys herself unlike some girls and she is certainly very good at what she does. She seems to be up for most things and is honest enough to post on her AW profile under what circumstances she will do A levels. Having met her I have no reason to doubt her!
At risk of being labelled a White Knight again by One forum member I can say that deffo's for A levels are Rosina,Jade Heart & little Foxyellie.

deffo's for A levels are Rosina,Jade Heart & little Foxyellie.

Do you have a profile link for Foxyellie please?


Ah, Foxyella.  Thanks for the link.

I seem to remember this girl can be a pain in the ass to book and that she doesn't offer owo anymore though.

*edit* Nevermind, she seems to have quit.

Oh well, enough of a derail on Suzanna's thread.  :blush:

hornygeordieguy

Ah, Foxyella.  Thanks for the link.

I seem to remember this girl can be a pain in the ass to book and that she doesn't offer owo anymore though.

*edit* Nevermind, she seems to have quit.

Oh well, enough of a derail on Suzanna's thread.  :blush:
Correct on all counts there although I thought she'd was still working. Can you post the link to the girl on your Avatar please?   :thumbsup:

Offline Tailpipe

Correct on all counts there although I thought she'd was still working. Can you post the link to the girl on your Avatar please?   :thumbsup:


Its just the best ass ever , hope its not his wife  :D :D

http://www.meneatela.net/amateur-mix-vol-3/

It's about halfway down the list of pictures on that amateur site.  Assuming you make it halfway down, I generally struggle.  :wackogirl:

Offline dino1990

if I found an escort that looked like this I would be skint:


hornygeordieguy

if I found an escort that looked like this I would be skint:


If there was an escort like that in the NE we would all be skint!  :yahoo:

Offline Tailpipe

Yep I would move from london up to north east.  :D :D :D

Is their a link to Suzanna!
What's her location

Is their a link to Suzanna!
What's her location

https://www.adultwork.com/1771755 or https://www.adultwork.com/Suzanna%2DNewcastle

There you go.  I was going to book her yesterday then read her profile and noticed weekday evenings only.  That's still perfect for me but yesterday in particular I was climbing up the wall.


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hornygeordieguy

Is their a link to Suzanna!
What's her location
There was a link somewhere in the tread but we get distracted very easily!
Just look up 18 - 24 age group in Newcastle/Gateshead on AW - Suzanna of Newcastle or google the name as i think she had a website. I would post the link but can't get on AW just now.

Offline Jamiee92

if I found an escort that looked like this I would be skint:



Please let us know if you find one!

Offline Ali Katt

Dirty Geordie is the owner of an adultwork group that manages Suzanna and other prossies.
There's more on this thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=20215.msg311142#msg311142

Offline Barry Shipton

Do you know this Dirty Geordie guy/girl, is that what they call themselves because couldn't see mention of it on their group page,

I am always amazed that girls who are well reviewed by experienced members on here - like Suzanna and Gabby/Kara - still want to make up reviews or get their mates to like this one:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11852.0

Offline AnthG

Do you know this Dirty Geordie guy/girl, is that what they call themselves because couldn't see mention of it on their group page,
The thing I am very curious about - but appreciate its likely a never will know thing - is if she knew the agency she was using was doing this on her behalf.

I would like to believe - but appreciate sometimes I can be naive - that she didn't know the agency she had signed up to was doing this as its means of "advertising" for her.

But it does seem like there is no need to now distinguish between the two "Elite" Newcastle agencies as both are bad.

Offline James999

that she didn't know the agency she had signed up to was doing this as its means of "advertising" for her.

One min she's telling people how switched on she is then she's playing dumb, looks like she got caught out, whatever she clearly dished out the bullshit in vast quantity  :hi:

If it is the Agency posting fake reviews, why aren't they doing the same for their other girls?  I'm not that net savvy, so feel free to shoot holes in this theory, but what if her wifi wasn't secure, and the punter decided to write her a review immediately after the booking and his phone picked up her wifi?  I don't know much about IP addresses and the like so I don't even know if this is possible.

Offline Ali Katt

Dirty geordie posted asking for info on poppybbw another prossie from the group. This post was deleted as I reported it for touting. Whether dirty geordie is suzanna or vice versa is irrelevant. They're both disingenuous and seemed to have join to tout and self-promote.




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