External Link/Members OnlyShe's got a few positive reviews, despite noting an age difference. So I tried.
Wish I hadn't.
Profile says 26. More like 36 would be my bet. It was a short notice booking and she was free less than an hour after I called. First warning sign. The best girls tend to be busy. Comms by text only as she didn't pick up the phone.
I arrived and she opened the door. No welcome. No kiss. Barely even looked at me. We went in the bedroom and she asked what I wanted, even though I'd told her by text. I should have said 15 minutes and saved myself some cash. Jenny isn't especially pretty and she hadn't made any preparations. I could tell from her hair which is a bad blonde dye job with lots of roots showing. It was flat and lifeless, like it hadn't been washed.
Paperwork done, she disappeared for five seconds, pointing me towards the bathroom, but she was back before I even had my coat off. I took my clothes off and laid on the bed and she sucked on me for half an hour.
I have a medical condition which makes things difficult, so to be sure, I'd taken two viagra barely an hour before hand. It made practically no difference. At no point during the actual sex part of this, did Jenny make eye contact with me. None at all. She didn't want to be there and it was highly obvious. There was nothing here, I'd have been better off with decent porn. The extra £20 for cim was a bit of an insult considering that at £100 an hour for this experience, Jenny is far overpriced. I declined the CIM, wishing I had never turned up.
Somehow I managed to finish over her tits. Then the worst part. Jenny's conversation is stilted and consisted of varying types of 'what are you doing tonight/the weekend.
Well this weekend I am going to the funeral of the husband of a friend who has just been made a cancer widow and mother in her early thirties. It was one of the things I was specifically trying to get away from. Guess what our conversation proceeded to be about as Jenny had little else to talk about.
Round two and I just lay there while she sucked on my totally limp two viagra'd cock without looking at me. After about 20 ever more painful minutes, time was up, she stopped, I got dressed and walked out without looking her in the face.
A total disaster. Should have paid a bit extra and gone to see Victoria.
