In summary - without a doubt the worst punt I've ever had! Laura is the very worst kind of bored, moody EE girl.https://www.adultwork.com/1940731
I had a golden opportunity for a punt, but I was struggling to find anything decent locally. I was even considering driving hundreds of miles to Milton Keynes, but thought better of it. Of the few profiles I'd short listed Laura was plan d) and when a,b,c turned out to be busy I called Laura. She had some decent feedback and seemed to offer what I was looking for, a GFE.
She was at Jurys Inn in Soton, the hotel they built on the roundabout. The hotel was the only good thing about this punt, it was heaving with tourists so you could slip in and out unnoticed. Just how I like it.
I wasn't expecting a stunner for £60, but when Laura opened the door she looked far worse than her photos suggested. Her body was quite fit though (more through genes than gym I imagine) and she had a nice all over tan.
From the moment she opened the door I could see she was clearly in a mood and wouldn't really talk to me or even look at me. I've never experienced an EE this moody before. For the first time ever I came very close to walking out. The thing is I'd driven too far to come away with nothing. I'd heard her on the phone talking/arguing with her pimp/boyfriend just before she opened the door. I was on the 6th floor, had a long walk back to my car and I'm sure the guy was lurking around somewhere. Foolishly I went ahead with it and it didn't get any better.
She ordered my onto the bed for a blow job, which seemed an effort for her and she wouldn't let me touch her at all. Cursing me in Russian(?) whenever I laid a hand on her tits. God knows what she'd have done if I'd have tried to touch her pussy. I didn't dare.
Casting my mind back to her profile, I remembered the following....Q. Do you french kiss? A. Mmm, of course honey who doesn't enjoy french kissing x
Q. Do You offer GFE ? A. Yes ! I absolutely Love it ..kissing cuddling mmmm..x
Q. GFE , OWO , KISSING , NO RUSH FULL PERSONAL is that what u offer A. ...o yea Hun just come and enjoy
So I asked her if she kissed. She pecked me 5 times with closed lips and said 'There's your kiss!'. The thing is and I'm no fat old man, my girlfriends were all better looking than this girl. So I can't believe she kisses anyone.
At that point I'd had enough and wanted to get it over with, so I asked for the condom. She jumped on top and after one more thwarted attempt at cupping her tits in my hands I finished. I got dressed in virtual silence and left. Looking at my watch on the way out I'd been in the room just 17mins. At least I'd only booked her for 1/2 an hour, I pity the poor bastard that books this one for an hour.
The whole profile and the feedback is bullshit and I wonder if she's actually read through it herself. Even if you ignore the bad attitude, she's in the wrong job if she doesn't like being touched at all.
To rub salt into my wounds, I saw maybe 5 girls that were hotter than Laura on my walk back to the car