External Link/Members OnlyI saw Lucy a couple of nights ago before Blueeyes review but after Matt's review so I was aware of the kissing shortfalls. After perusing Adultjerk for ages and the lack of talent I'd decided on either Lucy, Solihull Isla, Polish house Ania or Sandy (Chezk girl from the old Masshouse).
I've seen Isla before and reviewed her +vely but didn't fancy the run out of town. Ania too I have reviewed +vely but didn't, for some reason, fancy seconds with her. Sandy has been on my HL for ages going back to the Jenny days and one review about a smelly fanny sealed the deal for Lucy.
I booked her in the morning for a late(ish) evening appointment via telephone conversation. Afterwards all done by text and did not get any "no show" or delay nonsense reported by other punters. Her place is a block of flats in the quieter part of the Jewellery Quarter towards the Tesco superstore end.
Appearance
For me her photos are 100pc accurate. She's cute, trim/lean, no body fat, firm arse and tits real nice size. Her photos did it for me and I wasn't disappointed. She answered the door dressed in casual 'I'm lounging around today attire'. That doesn't bother me in the slightest and actually I quite the look rather than dressed up looking like some kind of hooker - gives to me more a GFE feel. Little if any make up.
Punt preamble
Paid her the £120 and she said her charge is £110. I said an extra £10 for facial which I expected Lucy to say 'oh sorry, jizz on my face is not good for my next customer' or something like that but she accepted it although I did detect a degree of she'd rather eat a shit sandwich - but that doesn't pay the bills/holidays in Ibiza.
Her room is very dark and it took a while for my eyes to adjust. As per other punter reviews she has Spanish music playing from her Phone I Went for a shower and clearly there are other prossies in the flat.
Action
Out of the bathroom, I dropped my towel and went for some kissing action. Fuckin hell, I've had more passion from kissing my Auntie's cheek. This actually set the scene for me and within a couple of seconds I knew I'd have difficulty with wood. I've been here before and my brain is sending signals to my cock (despite 150mg of help) that's saying this girl does not want to be here. Clearly, with the very few exceptions this is the case with the majority of prozzies but they make the effort to pretend.
I was shown to the bed, got the same as Matt don't CIM and then proceeded to quite a wet Bj. No reaction from me, brain has decided. Asked for 69 which was no problem, nice fresh pussy and started to enjoy myself resulting in about 80% wood. I asked for the condom thinking 'I'm in' unfortunately after a vigorous wipe down I was back to 40% wood. Tried pen but to no avail.
I decided to give her a good licking while she was on her back and I kneeled at the end of the bed. I was enjoying this giving her ring a good licking too. I looked up and Lucy kind of had her arms folded above her tits - totally unresponsive corpse like. FFS.
I was determined to come and to be fair Lucy lubed me up and tried to get me hard but the damage was done. In the end I manage to wank myself and spaff onto her face with 50% wood and a really weak orgasm.
Afterthoughts
For me she clearly doesn't want to do this job. I believe the Spanish music and her sing along is actually her distraction from the punt. Bit like lie back and think of Spain although she is Hungarian. My conversation with her was pretty stilted as she was more interested in auditioning for the Spanish version of the Voice. I felt awkward and got the fuck out of there after about 45 mins - it would have been shorter but trying to cum with half a lob on is long and tedious. On the bright side I've contributed to her holiday in Ibiza - Hope she meets her Enrique Inglesais and provides a better service.