Thai Spa-Leamington Spa
16 Lansdowne St, Leamington Spa CV32 4SP
01926 735384
Been a while but also been out the game for a long time...
Fancied a massage, did some googling and came across this place, first time here so didn't know what to expect.
It's opposite a pub, I can imagine a few blokes coming here after a few pints, the place seemed to be quite busy, when I was getting my massage several men came in/out of the door. Not sure why they are so popular.
Anyway my masseuse was an old slim thai lady. Probably in her 50's. Not my type as shes too old for me.
She just finished seeing a client whilst i was at reception waiting for my turn. Was told to go inside a room and wait for her, I don't think she washed her hands after wanking off the last guy probably so that thought was a little disturbing in my head.
Besides I thought the elder thais would at least give a good massage...Massage was mediocre at best, light strokes across my body, arms and legs. I said to her harder but it wasn't good enough. It didn't satisfy my need for a good massage on an aching body.
Eventually it was time for the hand relief that I was offered. 20 pounds being the standard price, I accepted as I was horny and part of the reason why I came to a Thai massage. It was casual at best with no intricacy, but what do you expect from an old thai lady? Eventually I came, she left the room, leaving me to clean up after she gave my cock a quick wipe with a dry towel.
Now this is the part that annoyed me the most, you would think after an oil massage there would be at least some wet wipes or a wet towel/shower or something to clean this residue off. She just handed me a towel which frankly did nothing. I left feeling and smelling like I was dipped into a vat of vapo-rub. Not a good thing if you want to be discreet with the Mrs. I asked for wet wipes or a shower but this wasn't available. She left whilst I cleaned myself up, dick feeling sticky after the handy and the cum. Not very pleasant. Eventually I got dressed and left on my own whilst they were are reception talking to another customer. Not really very discreet as I got full eye contact with the guywhich may be awkward for some.
Would like to know what others opinions are on this place as I wasn't keen and would not return at all. There are better places don't waste your money go elsewhere in my opinion.
Massage 1 hour - 40 pounds
HR - 20 pounds
