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Offline Zeusthedoc

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Seen Josaphene a couple of times now - definitely needs a review!

using my trademarked
RATING SYSTEM:
0-1: FUBAR
2-3: get the fuck outta here
4-5: no
6-7: yes
8: fuck yes
9: i'd give my left nut
10: theoretical / doesn't exist


Josaphene - 8

looks wise - she is a strong 7, going on an 8!
in terms of clicking with a WG, we're going on a strong 9 - my only qualm is that she is a smoker!

slim, british, loads of underwear & a great footwear collection!

she also has an optimus prime onesie - good fun!


Location - 8

nice place, shower available.
lived in and she has pets, pretty standard!

only qualm her is that she is based on colchester & I'm london based.


Comms - 8

reception isn't great on the phone - hardly anything to bitch/moan about!


The Punt(s) - 8

The one i'll discuss here the first session!

Me and J were speaking for a bit before i managed to get my diary to allow me to be in colchester. There was a lot of flirting and back n forth! I noticed that she popped up on UKE too - we spoke on AW, UKE and via telephone.

Finally got our diaries to match and i asked for optimus!

I arrived bang on time and she let me in through the side gate. she was wearing the optimus outfit and i was strangely aroused! - i had picked up a few kinder eggs on the way, she likes them  :lol:

upstairs it was on the bed and straight to business kissing, OWO (detailed below) and a great GFE experience! caressing, licking, touching in all the right places, just managing to move into the right place at the right time with each other. in fact, in this session - i actually busted a bit early, into the condom, in the pronebone position!

couple of things that I really enjoy are either not available (facials / anal play on her) or extra (CiM).
not really a big deal for me.

BJ (OWO) - technique is fucking out of this world, top 2 ever (civvies & WG)!
lots of spit, hits all the right spots, gets in all the right places!

We clicked so the sex felt very GFE. lots of kissing (not necessarily DFK) but a good amount. it strangely felt like more of a i've pulled than a session with a WG. Like I said, i've seen her a couple of times and there is definitely a reason that I've been willing to schlep my ass along the A12 to colchester! I've been trying to talk her into a London tour for a while - doesn't look like it's happening any time soon!

Total 32/40

would i return?
I have been!

Offline Sparta Prada

£150 per hour. Add £25 per CIM. I'm out.

Offline Zeusthedoc


Offline oohermrs

I'm out too at that price.  Shame really as we're not overflowing with talent around Colchester...

Offline Hackneylad1

Its the niggling extras - £150 is top whack around here and I would expect the CIM to be included.

Trying to grab another £25 is greedy but if she can get away with it.

After all their number one purpose is to maximise revenue - thats why they "click" with punters :lol:

Offline Zeusthedoc

Its the niggling extras - £150 is top whack around here and I would expect the CIM to be included.

Trying to grab another £25 is greedy but if she can get away with it.

After all their number one purpose is to maximise revenue - thats why they "click" with punters :lol:

I dont think the 'clicking' with a punter is necessarily a manufactured thing - some girls are good actresses, but you can tell if a WG is going out of her way to 'click'. i was relaxed and had been offered coffee - i get the impression that if it was a bit of an act it would have more likely been bottled/canned drink so i can consume it whilst i'm fuckin off.

personally, the charging extra is not a big deal for me. you expecting it to be included just means that you're not likely to see her. your call really! just like it's her call to charge extra.

Offline mrx007

Add £100 for facials. So that's £225 for 30 minutes with facial and CIM in Colchester.

Must be the dearest escort in the country.

Offline Zeusthedoc

Add £100 for facials. So that's £225 for 30 minutes with facial and CIM in Colchester.

Must be the dearest escort in the country.

not even close!
that said - usually you'd pick face or mouth - not necessarily both, surely?!

Offline mrx007

not even close!
that said - usually you'd pick face or mouth - not necessarily both, surely?!

Nice open-mouth facial is the best so both it is.

Offline Hackneylad1

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usually you'd pick face or mouth - not necessarily both, surely?!

maybe he's going for 2 shots in the 30mins.

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Must be the dearest escort in the country.

far more expensive available in London for the bankers - but out in Colchester with local salaries pretty much top end.

From her profile

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If you absolutely MUST jizz on my face, it'll cost you a whopping £100 extra. For that, not only do you get to blow your load onto my unsuspecting face, I'll even pretend to look like I'm enjoying it.

what puzzles me is if you've laid out another £100 her face will not be unsuspecting cos surely she will know whats going to happen :lol:

Offline mrx007

Thanks for the 3rd picture above. I would have been seriously disappointed.

Off the H/L even is he didn't add the extras. She looks seriously plain.

Phew, thanks to the Punting God for this forum.

Offline Zeusthedoc


far more expensive available in London for the bankers - but out in Colchester with local salaries pretty much top end.


But basic supply and demand will dictate her fees. It's obviously working for her if she's kept them at the rate they are.

£150p/h is fairly average for an English girl. It's creeping up to £200 and I've seen girls charge £200 and still want extras.

Not a big deal for me - I know how much I'm willing to pay, and I'll cut my cloth accordingly.

Offline workinallweek

her duo mate looks interesting ....
Banned reason: Offering glowing positive reviews for free bookings.
Banned by: daviemac



Offline callm3daddy

Duo review reads quite well - definitely intrigued!

I'd recommend it. Jo and Lola are definitely into each other and definitely bi.

I keep meaning to go back, but their next duo day is after a planned night of heavy drinking. :drinks: :dance: :vomit:

Offline Hackneylad1

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Thanks for the 3rd picture above. I would have been seriously disappointed.

Off the H/L even is he didn't add the extras. She looks seriously plain.

Picture now removed - as has the £100 facial - she must be reading the reviews - she is a member on UKE

Offline Big Bad R

I do like her AW profile seems quite witty  :D

Offline Zeusthedoc

Picture now removed - as has the £100 facial - she must be reading the reviews - she is a member on UKE

guessing she's not really into facials then - fair enough!
i've seen plenty of girls like that - win some, lose some!