XNancy Mayx - Battersea

[Super07Punt]

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Another girl that had been on my list for a while. Arranged meet via text all straightforward. New development about 10 mins from Wandsworth Town. £160 for the hour.

Giving this a nesutral as she just didn't do it for me. Lookswise I don't think she is as refined as the photos make out, body is OK but not as toned as I was expecting.

Service was just meh, maybe it was the shot house she was playing but I couldn't get into it the way I normally do. Started with OWO and she does go for it no holding back, CIM for pop 1.

After a chit chat she went back to sort me out for round 2. While she doesn't hold back there is just something missing with the OWO, it's a bit rehearsed maybe. Hard and into doggy, CG and Mish for pop 2. Shower and out. Nice enough girl and I'm sure she is the type for others but certainly not as hot as the photos make out imho. Service enthuastic but all feels a bit too fake, acting skills need work.

[Brazilian Martian]

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Another girl that had been on my list for a while. Arranged meet via text all straightforward. New development about 10 mins from Wandsworth Town. £160 for the hour.

Giving this a nesutral as she just didn't do it for me. Lookswise I don't think she is as refined as the photos make out, body is OK but not as toned as I was expecting.

Service was just meh, maybe it was the shot house she was playing but I couldn't get into it the way I normally do. Started with OWO and she does go for it no holding back, CIM for pop 1.

After a chit chat she went back to sort me out for round 2. While she doesn't hold back there is just something missing with the OWO, it's a bit rehearsed maybe. Hard and into doggy, CG and Mish for pop 2. Shower and out. Nice enough girl and I'm sure she is the type for others but certainly not as hot as the photos make out imho. Service enthuastic but all feels a bit too fake, acting skills need work.

You're lucky YLF is banned otherwise he would be very cross with you 

[vw]

Well shady prossie inclived in the YBL highly ikely fake reviews scandal.

Potty mouth piece of trailer trash IMO from her posts on UKE before being banned.

Well dodgy and really shady social circle.

were her kipper lips mutant like, as per her photos?

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[Maverick1808]

You're lucky YLF is banned otherwise he would be very cross with you 

 

I'm glad my meet with her & the other chav was cancelled earlier in the year and I never parted with the cash.
Neither of them really did it for me but I booked more out of curiosity after all the glowing "reviews"

[Brazilian Martian]

I'm glad my meet with her & the other chav was cancelled earlier in the year and I never parted with the cash.
Neither of them really did it for me but I booked more out of curiosity after all the glowing "reviews"

It was nancys tattoo work that caught my attention but after her and Megans no black guy policy I lost interest very quickly.

[Nancy-May]

First of all I'm really sorry that experience wasn't satisfactory and that my body wasn't to your expectations since my aw profile pics I have become less toned and it's definatley something I'm working on saying this I'm very happy with my curves as I stated in one of my more recent uke media posts and am looking to get a more up to date photo shoot done in the near future in order not to mislead clients. In regards to my attitude with service I always try to be as polite as possible and I'm sorry it came across as fake I try and let as much of my natural personality shine trough and like to think of myself as friendly and open I love my job and have a passion for making people smile and I'm sorry I was not able to do this on this occasion, with all the recent events that have been happening on uke I apologies for my language on there but I did feel slightly hurt with the non stop hateful comments I've been getting about my lips and makeup etc I felt this was uneccessray and I acted with anger and bad language in a result of this and I know that I was wrong and would like to apologise to anyone I offended I would also like to state that I DO see black clients I have absolutely no problems with race in anyway just to clear that up. Once again I'm sorry I left you feeling unsatisfied anything I can do to make it up to you let me know best wishes Nancy x

[vw]

First of all I'm really sorry that experience wasn't satisfactory and that my body wasn't to your expectations since my aw profile pics I have become less toned and it's definatley something I'm working on saying this I'm very happy with my curves as I stated in one of my more recent uke media posts and am looking to get a more up to date photo shoot done in the near future in order not to mislead clients. In regards to my attitude with service I always try to be as polite as possible and I'm sorry it came across as fake I try and let as much of my natural personality shine trough and like to think of myself as friendly and open I love my job and have a passion for making people smile and I'm sorry I was not able to do this on this occasion, with all the recent events that have been happening on uke I apologies for my language on there but I did feel slightly hurt with the non stop hateful comments I've been getting about my lips and makeup etc I felt this was uneccessray and I acted with anger and bad language in a result of this and I know that I was wrong and would like to apologise to anyone I offended I would also like to state that I DO see black clients I have absolutely no problems with race in anyway just to clear that up. Once again I'm sorry I left you feeling unsatisfied anything I can do to make it up to you let me know best wishes Nancy x

Tick tock kipper lips

[monstar]

Nice review, thanks 

Too many negatives now - neutral service, looks too fake, connection with Megan and bad attitude, not for me. 

Also strange when they go up a dress size or two, a photoshoot is always due soon for updated photos, but when they buy a new set of lingerie or lips, selfies are fine and promptly posted?   

[Super07Punt]

Nancy

I didn't expect a response. It wasn't your attitude, you were polite enough, the whole things just seemed like a bad piece of acting, just my opinion and I'm sure others disagree. Your photos don't seem professionally done and it's easier enough to take a few selfies and add them to your profile so let's be honest and agree there is a good reason why you haven't done that.

I don't want a refund or anything, I came on your face so let's call it square.

[Brazilian Martian]

First of all I'm really sorry that experience wasn't satisfactory and that my body wasn't to your expectations since my aw profile pics I have become less toned and it's definatley something I'm working on saying this I'm very happy with my curves as I stated in one of my more recent uke media posts and am looking to get a more up to date photo shoot done in the near future in order not to mislead clients. In regards to my attitude with service I always try to be as polite as possible and I'm sorry it came across as fake I try and let as much of my natural personality shine trough and like to think of myself as friendly and open I love my job and have a passion for making people smile and I'm sorry I was not able to do this on this occasion, with all the recent events that have been happening on uke I apologies for my language on there but I did feel slightly hurt with the non stop hateful comments I've been getting about my lips and makeup etc I felt this was uneccessray and I acted with anger and bad language in a result of this and I know that I was wrong and would like to apologise to anyone I offended I would also like to state that I DO see black clients I have absolutely no problems with race in anyway just to clear that up. Once again I'm sorry I left you feeling unsatisfied anything I can do to make it up to you let me know best wishes Nancy x

Give him a free 1 hour punt or offer him a discounted punt seeing as you're doing  damage limitation.

[vw]

Give him a free 1 hour punt or offer him a discounted punt seeing as you're doing  damage limitation.

and make sure her vile pimp megan gives stevens his free punt.

The damage is done anyway, the leaving thread has now hit 65 pages on uke thanks to Emily their insane friend.   

[Brazilian Martian]

and make sure her vile pimp megan gives stevens his free punt.

The damage is done anyway, the leaving thread has now hit 65 pages on uke thanks to Emily their insane friend.   

Prossies are funny they think us punters have a short term memory.

[vw]

Prossies are funny they think us punters have a short term memory.

Kylie is mentioned 6 years after kettle gate

the kipper sisters nancy and megan will be remembered and reminded for a long while.

[dancr7]

Some one fill me in. Not heading to 60 pages !

[vw]

Some one fill me in. Not heading to 60 pages !

Her pimp and her were mixed up with yebohahslefftfoot in touting their new agency.

Lowlifes basically who cannot be trusted

Have a read

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=153992.0

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[Belgarion]

First of all I'm really sorry that experience wasn't satisfactory and that my body wasn't to your expectations since my aw profile pics I have become less toned and it's definatley something I'm working on saying this I'm very happy with my curves as I stated in one of my more recent uke media posts and am looking to get a more up to date photo shoot done in the near future in order not to mislead clients. In regards to my attitude with service I always try to be as polite as possible and I'm sorry it came across as fake I try and let as much of my natural personality shine trough and like to think of myself as friendly and open I love my job and have a passion for making people smile and I'm sorry I was not able to do this on this occasion, with all the recent events that have been happening on uke I apologies for my language on there but I did feel slightly hurt with the non stop hateful comments I've been getting about my lips and makeup etc I felt this was uneccessray and I acted with anger and bad language in a result of this and I know that I was wrong and would like to apologise to anyone I offended I would also like to state that I DO see black clients I have absolutely no problems with race in anyway just to clear that up. Once again I'm sorry I left you feeling unsatisfied anything I can do to make it up to you let me know best wishes Nancy x

Almost exactly the same response Franny gave after a negative review except the offer of a refund /free punt.

They must have these templates at the agency so they can respond to "vile misogynistic trolls"

[Brazilian Martian]

Almost exactly the same response Franny gave after a negative review except the offer of a refund /free punt.

They must have these templates at the agency so they can respond to "vile misogynistic trolls"

Maybe YBL is coaching them on what they think punters want to hear.

[Belgarion]

Maybe YBL is coaching them on what they think punters want to hear.

Possibly. Knew the guy was full of shit after I asked him why he kept using agencies after bad experiences.

His defence of Franny was ridiculous as well.

It is unfortunate these SPs aligned themselves with him. He has destroyed their reputations and their agency

[James999]

I try and let as much of my natural personality shine trough

That seems to be the problem, you need to pretend to be friendly & nice 

[James999]

hateful comments I've been getting about my lips and makeup

Sort the problem then& Wear your bag with pride 

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[The_Don]

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Last time I checked, there were many W/G.

So the

competition

clearly going nowhere and as punters we have many options, to chose from 

 

[hendrix]

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Last time I checked, there were many W/G.

So the

clearly going nowhere and as punters we have many options, to chose from 

The "competition" are probably pretty happy about the number of own goals these idiots have managed to score

[Brazilian Martian]

Sort the problem then& Wear your bag with pride 

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[dancr7]

Banned for - Nasty person who made personals attacks against other members on UKE

Got any gossip  what she say

[Brazilian Martian]

Banned for - Nasty person who made personals attacks against other members on UKE

Got any gossip  what she say

No idea but her and mate Megan are scum of the highest order in my opinion,  YBL if you are reading this you brought this shit on yourself and got caught out, you had me fooled I actually liked your reviews. I feel like a kid who's just been told that father christmas is not real.

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[vw]

Banned for - Nasty person who made personals attacks against other members on UKE

Got any gossip  what she say

Read the summary on uke

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[aj12345]

and make sure her vile pimp megan gives stevens his free punt.

The damage is done anyway, the leaving thread has now hit 65 pages on uke thanks to Emily their insane friend.   

Megan was her pimp all this time? Shame about this whole scandal. I really wanted to fuck them both but was still keen on Nancy after Megan got knocked up.

Not many English girls willing to stick their tongue up your arse. Or maybe they never were. I'll probably stay away now.

[Brazilian Martian]

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