External Link/Members OnlyI've had my eye on this one for a few days. Mostly because after a few HE and B2B massages I wanted to podge a Thai girl. She's got 3 reviews on here giving negative, neutral and positive. She's not in Yorkshire long and her 30 minute £70 fee is close to what I've had before from the massage places but without the owo fucking and cim so I took a shot.
Last minute booking and I'm off to Halifax. The postcode she gave me brings me to a Thai massage parlour on a main street. I was wondering at first if this place was offering more than the others I've visited. I called and was directed to a house around the back. (couldn't work out if the 2 were connected but looks like the buildings were once though terraces. I'm guessing a house behind a Thai massage parlour is too coincidental not to be connected).
Anyway a knock on the door and Leena opens it. I'm fairly certain it's the sane girl in the pics but the pics are heavily photoshopped. Up to the room (clearly other rooms being used in the house) paperwork sorted and off with the clothes. Her description on her profile is right. About 5'2" slim not shaved but trim. Her skin is lovely and soft but her face let's her down her skin there isn't the best but she's not ugly. Body 9/10 face 6.5/10 for me.
She offers me a massage but I'm here to fuck so I say maybe after. On to the bed and she does the wet wipe thing and reaches got a rubber. I remind her she offered owo. I also remind her she offers cim. She didn't look keen on either. So she starts giving a average blowjob so I stand and instruct her to kneel. She sighs a little and throws a pillow on the floor and starts with the blowjob again. I move her hand but she's not having it so I tell her no hands. She follows this instruction but I'm wanting deep throat like she offers. She tries a little but she's clearly not into it. I'm horny has hell now so tell her to get on the bed. I go in for a kiss but she turns away (she offers kissing on her profile and on messages but doesn't). On with the rubber and I'm pumping in mish with her knees up. She's ok with it deep and making a few noises. Problem is I'm ready to blow quick and she only offers one cum in 30 mins and I want cim. She's slow getting down and I start to cum but she still takes the rest in her mouth before disposing of it.
She then offers massage. She's been to rinse her mouth so starts with her dressingoun on but I tell her to take it off which she does straight away but a little grumble. An average massage and I'm out 5 minutes past my time.
I asked her during the massage if she likes her job she says not but she likes massage. It's clear she doesn't like the sex part from her attitude. I toyed with a negative on this but there were moments where she relaxed and it was ok. She also ticked my massive box of shagging a slim youngish Thai bird. Depending on your point of view I'd say I would completely agree with all the other reviews.
