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External Link/Members OnlyWhile there were lots of things which were good and positive about my first meeting with Robyn there were a few things which were pretty odd and offputting as well. I phoned and she said she was free 30-45 minutes later and was going to text me the postcode. 30 minutes and a few errands later still no postcode via text, so I contacted her again and the text arrived a minute or two later, this time with a G15 postcode for someone living in the G51 area. After doublechecking the postcode again with her she then said she was no longer available and could I wait another 45 minutes and arrive then. So I did a few other errands and arrived and got a nice welcome, and then we went on to payment. Her AW profile says 30 minutes is £70 and she came away with that's her price after midnight but in the afternoon its £80, I probably should have walked 'to get the extra tenner' and not come back. Anyway, the £80 was paid and 10 minutes into the booking she says I am going to have to hurry you as you only have 5 minutes left! She had gone to get a drink and gone to the loo before we got started, so I mentioned she had been in the room for 10 minutes of a 30 minute booking and the she said it was her mistake and there was no rush after all.
The weirdest bit of the booking was a few minutes in, during some nice kissing she climbed and stood on the bed and then jumped on straddling me as I stood up and did this twice and then a few seconds later jumped off me and said "I'm not going to lie to you or pretend any more" at which point I am thinking wtf is going on here or going to happen next. It turns out she had spotted her friend had been in the room before her and not tidied up an then was a used condom left on the bedside table and all the jumping on the bed stuff was some attempt to stop me from seeing that!! The final bit of weirdness came at the end as I was getting dressed she was saying that as her friend was on the phone when I went out the door she was going to start shouting about the condom in the room... I decided to scarper quickly down the stairs rather than eavesdrop on any shouting match.
The most off-putting aspect of the 30 minutes was the way she swung from being enthusiastic (and the girl of the positive reviews and AW feedback) to other moments when she seemed tired and her speech was slow and almost slurred.
The positives - she's a redhead, and pretty, and some of the kissing and sex was good, but there were too many weird and offputting moments to give the encounter a positive or even a neutral review (I had been going to award it a neutral and then as I wrote things up I thought the communications weren't the best, nor being told one time and then another, and the extra payment for an afternoon visit (that's a new one), the 5 minutes left warning 10 minutes in and then all the weird shit with jumping on me to try and hide a used condom left on the bedside table!
