Saw this profile of the above name girl pop up on AW last week was suprised to see a Colombian girl in Birmingham or any hispanic or latino working girl most are based in London however i do like to sample the taste of back home and have a conversation in espanyol.
Was waiting to see if anyone would have a punt and review her since she has been in Birmingham but my patience gave way and i decided to book her.
Links External Link/Members OnlyCommsThe comms were done via text and a phonecall to confirm the booking it's now clear after i have had this punt that the lady in question can't speak any english which means that the bookings are done via a maid.
Rang when arrived at the postcode which was behind the Mailbox on Commerical Rd the maid was crap at giving directions so she text me and i found the apartment block and number.
The Meet
Hide behind the door tactic greeted me with a hello and then took my hand straight and led me into the bedroom.
Sure there was someone else in the apartment aswell must have been her pimp or maid.
She deffo is the lady on her profile but boy are those pics airbrushed to death her skintone is much darker, her bum is pretty saggy, has stretch marks on it, a small tattoo on the right bum cheek that has faded, boobs were really nice size not overly big prob her best feature pretty flat stomach too.
Dressed in lingerie, heels, a black skirt and white blouse.
Facially pretty not heavy makeup nice natural pout, pink lipstick.
No drink offered was offered a shower but declined as had one prior to the meet.
Paper work sorted £120 for the hour she asked if i wanted owo i declined at first but then decided to opt for it but stressed if it included FK she said yes.
The Action She put on some salsa music and came up to me and started to dance in a erotic way deffo not my thing! However i went with the flow this proceded to some fondling and me undressing her until i revealed her massive brown boobs to suck on few mins doing this i went in for a kiss and it was a closed mouth peck went in again and the same result tried to get my tongue inside her mouth as i thought she was being shy but still nothing at this point i realise no FK.
This kind of put me off the punt a little at that stage.
I ask her for oral and she gives the cock a rubdown with some wetwipes and then the worst ever owo proceeded she started to lick it first and i was enjoying it but as soon as i was she switched to putting it into her mouth but this wasn't even deep and in all 2 mins later she gets up from the bed and for some strange reason starts to dance infront of the mirror i was like WTF so i was lying on the bed for her to come over and continue the oral but shes still dancing and at this point i'm getting limp and i realise this must be a time wasting tactic that this puta has learned in Colombia.
Eventually a couple of mins of her dancing later she continues to do owo but before it gets good she's stopped and then attempts to give me a titty wank raw at first and then she oils her boobs up.
Now i just want to shag her i didn't even want to give her oral or reverse oral the bed sheets had a odour that was vile, she had a slight whiff down below and her pussy looked a right state.
On with the mac and i decide to take her doggy this felt really good for a few thrusts but then she stopped me and said not to keep taking it out and ramming it back inside her doggy lasted 5 mins then onto mish solid pounding and the fake noises were horrendous until i fill the bag. Cleans me up and then checks her phone as it's been vibrating quite a bit through the meet.
At this point i thought i should have stuck to a 30 min punt because shes only good for a pump and dump and deffo not a gf experience.
Round 2 was a crappy massage some conversation in espanyol and then handjob but at this point i wasn't feeling the vibe or the punt and i found it a effort to even get hard although she did wank me off with oil i knew i wasn't going to cum again and then to my suprise she tells me if i want to stay another 15 mins its £45 so i ask her how long do we have left even though i knew exactly how long we had left she tells me 5 mins so i know she has just lied to me at that point because we had another 15 mins left.
I decide to finish the punt and get cleaned up the bathroom was messy, towel on the floor most obviously from previous punter, no handwash at the sink either, get back into the bedroom and she is infront of the mirror again taking selfies in various posses i get dressed which took like 5 mins and she was doing this the whole time.
Summary Anny is a complete waste of time, i think if you are looking for a vanilla pump and dump at £60 she is good for that i had high hopes for this senorita but she has shared the award for worst punt along with the Romanians in Birmingham.
AVOID!
