Author Topic: Esmehott of AdultWork - Gateshead  (Read 3135 times)


15 review(s) for Esmehott (15 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by kefcseries]

Offline Sar-Major

Well I had noticed Esme on Gracie’s Girls website a while back, but she was only working down in the Teesside area, which was too far to travel when I was working in the Toon on Wednesdays.

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Then there was a thread on UKP which she commented on, regarding her age. I said she was on my “Hit List” and did she squirt? At that time, I hadn’t read her AW profile!!! A few PM’s on here with her, as I think she thought I was taking the piss, regarding her squirting. Got her mobile number from her AW profile, and a few texts later, I got one text asking if “This was all Hype” about my “Evil Tongue and Oversized thick Cock”. I said arrange the booking and fekin find out madam. :D :D :D  So we arranged a meeting when I was in the Toon working one Wednesday.  I got the postcode to her new apartment to check traveling times and nearby parking. Confirmed on the day and turned up a tad early as not much traffic on the roads. Parked up near her place and awaited her text to proceed to her flat. Only trouble was the fekin lift had gone U/S so had to trail up several flights of stairs, I was all but “Bolloxed”  :wacko: by the time I got to the door. Well once in, met by Esme who once the door was closed, then delivered some fekin good Mouth to Mouth to aid my recovery. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I must have been delusional as my hands seemed to be all over the place, her tits inner thighs and pussy. It must have been very contagious as Esme was having the same problems.  :scare: :sarcastic: Well it wasn't long before we were into the bedroom and removing our kit. Well more DFK followed and I played with her wet pussy, I gently pushed Esme backwards onto the bed, it was then that I went for the “Kill Shot” Sar-Major’s evil tongue to the clit. Well I feasted on wet pussy like a lord until she came, or at least I think she did, she might have been a fekin good actress.  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: Then it was my turn, Esme made sure the old “Snake” got its just rewards, swallowing a fair bit of its length. I then asked her to “Bite it”. Fuck sake, I’ve never been asked to do that before, I said” Well you fekin well have Now”, and she obliged. So I rolled her over onto her back and slipped a couple of fingers inside and tried to massage her G-spot, but she claimed it was painful.

So after a while it was time to get the Mac on, and Esme hopped on cowgirl style. In it went and a lovely fit it was too. I got her to move this way and that way, and then Whoosh; I got her into an unusual position that gets the owld snake in very deep and I fekin mean DEEP. Now every girl I’ve managed to do this position with, their face is a “Picture” as it is not only totally unexpected, but seems to take their breath away, as they always “GASP” and with what looks like tears in their eyes.  :cool: :cool: :cool: We fucked in a couple of other positions and then back to more licking and sucking, and I started to rub and flick her clit. Which had her rolling around the bed in a euphoric state; she poured some “Lube” on that she had used earlier. Which in all honesty I don’t care for, as some lubes, have the snake spitting venom out before it’s managed to savour the new nest he’s just entered. However this lube didn’t have that effect and probably made for a pleasant time all-round. So after the application of lube, I started again, slapping her pussy flaps and clit, as well as frigging it good and fast. Which Esme could have been awarded an Oscar for her performance. :dancegirl: :dancegirl: :dancegirl: When I told her she had just squirted she didn't believe me. She told me it would just be the lube, but after slipping a finger inside, I could tell it wasn't “Fekin Lube”  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: After the sensitivity had subsided we had another couple of frigging sessions and OH YES she was Squirting!! :lol: I think she was pleasantly pleased, but who knows!!! So on with another Mac, and sex in another few positions and I could feel the NEED arising. I asked for her to finish me off with her mouth which she said yes to but I don’t like cum in my mouth, OK I’ll give you fair warning.  :P :P :P :D So at the appropriate time I told her and she continued too stroke the snake and fondle its eggs, then all the snake venom shot out with a ferocity second to none. We lay for a short while talking, before I headed off for a shower, little did I know Esme was to jump in the shower also, and help out this ageing old soldier into a lather again.  :D :D :D

Would I recommend, Defo          Would I see again, Defo, but I think I’ve burnt me bridges there.

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Offline Shearer1955

Your reviews are a work of art Sar_ Major and well worth reading  :thumbsup:

Sounds like Esme is well worth a visit  :hi:


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Your reviews are a work of art Sar_ Major and well worth reading  :thumbsup:

Sounds like Esme is well worth a visit  :hi:

Have to agree, she's very much my reg at the minute, well worth it.   :thumbsup:

Offline Sar-Major

Have to agree, she's very much my reg at the minute, well worth it.   :thumbsup:

Would be mine too, but like I said DM "Bornt Me Bridges" there bonny lad. Hardly works Wednesdays, well not the ones when I available.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Your reviews are a work of art Sar_ Major and well worth reading  :thumbsup:

Sounds like Esme is well worth a visit  :hi:

Thank you for your kind words S/55. Defo worth a visit  :thumbsup:

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Would be mine too, but like I said DM "Bornt Me Bridges" there bonny lad. Hardly works Wednesdays, well not the ones when I available.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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What can I say,   :unknown:    She normally works the Thursdays I'm available, hopefully she will be a week on Thursday.  :thumbsup: 

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As usual SM a very entertaining and informative review   :thumbsup:  :drinks:

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Cracking review SM, she sounds like she will have to go onto my HL.

Interested to know what the position is that gets the deep penetration.

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Would be mine too, but like I said DM "Bornt Me Bridges" there bonny lad. Hardly works Wednesdays, well not the ones when I available.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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No burning bridges here only burning rubber  :lol:
Thank you Sar will sort a Wednesday out when your around x  :kissgirl:
And fuk me that position!  :wackogirl:

Offline Sar-Major

As usual SM a very entertaining and informative review   :thumbsup:  :drinks:

Well C-GT, I like to think I'm telling it as how it went, with a tad of Army type humour chucked in for good measure.  :D :D :D

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Cracking review SM, she sounds like she will have to go onto my HL.

Interested to know what the position is that gets the deep penetration.

Cheers Oscar,  :thumbsup: I would suggest you give her a "Bunk Up" your hit list, (If that's the correct Err, Terminology!!  :D :D :D)

If I tell you about that position Oscar, I'll have to kill you...................... :scare: :D :D :D :D

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No burning bridges here only burning rubber  :lol:
Thank you Sar will sort a Wednesday out when your around x  :kissgirl:
And fuk me that position!  :wackogirl:

So Madam, is Errr........."Burning Rubber"....... is that your subtle way of you wanting a re-match.  :scare:  :angelgirl:

I wait with baited breath, and cock in hand for a Wednesday meet  :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

I haven't met a lady yet, who after the "Initial Shock" of the deep penetration has wanted to stop and remove the offending item.  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :wackogirl:

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No burning bridges here only burning rubber
Thank you Sar will sort a Wednesday out when your around x 
And fuk me that position!

I appreciate that you're old, but try not to sound so desperate  :vomit:

You've obviously got time to kill so why not get some decent pics for your profile, and this time turn the fucking light on  :scare:
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I appreciate that you're old, but try not to sound so desperate  :vomit:

You've obviously got time to kill so why not get some decent pics for your profile, and this time turn the fucking light on  :scare:
Because I want people to book me silly!
Turn the light on they will see how old and past it I am... method to my madness  :rose:

Offline Sar-Major

Because I want people to book me silly!
Turn the light on they will see how old and past it I am... method to my madness  :rose:

Fuck me Jes!!! When he mentioned OLD and DESPERATE............I was certain he was on about me........... :D :D :D

I'm nearly 24 years your senior.............. :scare: :scare: :scare:     :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:   

But I can "Bang it in like a Twenty year old".  :dance: :dance: :dance: :lol: :lol: :lol:       Can I?  :wackogirl: :rose:

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I appreciate that you're old, but try not to sound so desperate  :vomit:

You've obviously got time to kill so why not get some decent pics for your profile, and this time turn the fucking light on  :scare:

You too appear to have plenty of time on your hands, so a review or two wouldn't go amiss if you've actually seen any escorts   :unknown:

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But I can "Bang it in like a Twenty year old".  :dance: :dance: :dance: :lol: :lol: :lol:       Can I?  :wackogirl: :rose:

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Yes Sar I'm sure you can and those two minutes will be heaven  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Yes Sar I'm sure you can and those two minutes will be heaven  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

DON'T judge everyone by your OWN piss poor performance Alfie Boy................ :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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