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Kicking myself! After more than 120 punts I thought I had pretty much got my system down to a tee, and I am rarely disappointed. Careful research on AW followed by cross referencing with UK punting has not let me down to date, but I let my guard slip recently.
Flying back from a trip abroad I managed to find an hour free between landing and getting back to work. No time for extensive pre-booking so I tried a normally reliable SP but she was obviously busy and could not pick up her phone. Picked a plan B from those available today in the right area on my HL and phoned her. She replied and was happy for a short notice booking in half an hour so off I went, with only a cursory glance at her AW profile on my phone.
She works from a comfortable flat in Camberley with a multi-storey car park opposite. Met at the door by an attractive girl in her 20’s dressed in a short black negligee. Got the paperwork out of the way and went for a quick shower. On returning we started getting down to business but when I went for a kiss she turned her head so only offered her cheek. I couldn’t remember the exact details of her profile so didn’t argue at this point although I usually only go for SP’s who offer DFK, OWO and CIM etc. Gave her the benefit of the doubt as second brain was starting to take over.
She was paying some very pleasant attention to my alter ego and I relieved her of her negligee to find she had quite a tummy on her and was quite a bit heavier in the hips than my usual choices. Looks like she has had a child in the not too distant past and has not got over the pregnant tummy look! Not a deal breaker but put it down to extreme photoshopping.
On moving to the bed she proceeded to apply a rubber with her mouth. Now I normally go for OWO and when I asked she said no, only with condom. Her English was poor and very limited, and she professed to be from Moldavia, which agreed with her profile. OW was quite enthusiastic and not bad, but really not the same as OWO. I changed positions so I could go down on her for some RO but as I approached her lower abdomen and kissed her thighs she said “no licking”! :unknown:I was somewhat dumbstruck as no one had ever objected to RO before – probably because I have always selected girls with it on their likes list, so I replied “Really!” thinking I had lost something in translation, but she was adamant that she was “too ticklish”. Well I have heard some excuses but this takes the biscuit. No one is too ticklish to have any sort of genital contact apart from full sex. No touching, no fingering and no licking. I should have walked at that point but had already received ten minutes or so of reasonable OW and needed to unload so went for sex in missionary. She was enthusiastic and did a good impression of cumming and I filled the bag. Round two was more of the same and finished with a hand job (even that was covered) as OW just wouldn’t cut it with me and the rubber pleasure killer was having its effect during sex.
Pleasant enough girl but very obviously a bait and switch. Claimed to be Moldovan as per the profile but obviously different girl to the pictures and when I got home and looked at her profile in detail I saw that, despite the “available today” green flag, at the bottom it said logged on today and accessing from Russia! – bit of a giveaway (and still says that today). Why oh why didn’t I take a quick look at UKP and check her feedback first? I would have seen that others had had a similar experience too. Interestingly when I was leaving she showed me a piece of paper that her “friend” had written (in rather poor English) asking me not to write feedback to say she was a fake. Obviously been reviewed as a B&S before or seen UKP reviews.
So a definite negative as it was a bait and switch and nothing like the profile. Given the lack of services she was also vastly overpriced at £130. She works from the same flat as
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The GoodFacially attractive 7/10
Pleasant enough girl
The neutralNot a lot
The BadBait and Switch
No kissing
No OWO – even HJ was covered
No RO or even touching below the waist
Overpriced
Large tummy and hips
In the wrong Job
Lesson learned: ALWAYS read UKP reviews before leaping into the unknown!
