Author Topic: Miss Angelina jade.. Wood green  (Read 2691 times)


28 review(s) for Miss Angelina Jade (25 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

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Right so after that disaster with the catfish in my other review (please read) although not my plan b but was always curious about her I opted to see yet another Hungarian...  So made the call she gave me the address and I made my way down..  Then I realised that I was going to the same house I had seen Yvette from wood green last year... So because I grew up in the area I had ducked and dived to the address still feeling typsy/horny from my magnum drink... I knocked the door and she opened up and I thought OK hmmm quite nice decent body...  Look very dirty and like she enjoys a good fuck... And she's fairly tall..  Deffo taller then me maybe 5'10 and I'm 5'8 she had heels on which made her look about 6'1.. So we went upstairs and looming at her ass I had a smile on my face but not excited....  So we spoke a Lil and she costed 80 for half hour which made me go urggggg... So I paid anyway took my clothes off and before I even finished she had a condom around my cock and began sucking away...  Her sucking skills was decent she was moaning as she went to work on it and I was just feeling her up and although she felt very toned her boob's was quite hard(as they wernt natural of course) and touching her ass which also felt quite stiff... I like a toned girl but I like my girls ass and boob's soft and almost squidgy\jelly like..  I couldn't rock her and cheeks side to side making it ripple...  But anyway was still better then that catfish...  So rubbing away at her nice pussy which was lovely and shaven I asked her what her favourite position was and she asked mine...  I said doggy and she said you want to start in doggy so I replied yes and she went to bending over...  And when I see a girl bend over I expect a almost bell like shape and then gets thing from her stomach but it was very straight..  Although her bum has silicone it wasn't big I don't get it .... She did have nice tattoos and a nice tan going on...  But anyway to the fucking .... So I pushed my sick in her nice lubed pussy and I did feel nice and warm... She began to moan as I pushed myself in and out of her... I couldn't quite smash her ass coz it felt like she was bending her body in places to make it more comfortable for her. There was no ripple of the ass.. There was no backing her and into my dick or nothing...  She was just moaning an moaning away .  I should say in the middle of it I was spanking her and I spanked her and a Lil to hard for her liking so it was Lil taps  :D... Then she moved herself and went into Laying down so I went on too and was grinding away and has to be said i think she fakes the moaning about coz my sick slipped out and she was still moaning like twice for no reason...  (caught you out haha) so ducked some more then had her on top at both angles and her riding skill was quite average at best...  I ain't no horse but I felt like she couldn't handle my dick.... She laid down and started wanking me off and I thought erm I'm not cumming like that so I put her on the side and smashed against her and an she was screaming oh yeah oh yeah moaning away til I cummed in her pussy... All was done had a shower and a Lil chat and left out...

Then I went to the shop around the corner and who do I see Yvette  :lol: :lol: :D can't make this shit up....

Recognise this dimples anywhere...  Think it was her boyfriend fron the way they was interacting with each other .. So to the scores

Looks 6.5/10 I noticed when I had her in missionary she had like a smudge of lipstick on her cheek ..
Body 6.5/10 looked OK but to artificial for me..  I wouldn't turn back in a good way if I see her on a beach in a bikini.
Sex 6.5/10 enjoyed it the piss felt nice but i t
Felt like she was faking it
Personality 7.5/10 she was friendly can't say anything wrong about her..
Dirtiness 7.5/10 thought it was going to be a good fuck from the blowjob but felt she was faking it

Recommend..  If your horny and have no options yes
Would I see her again...  Probably not

She ain't nothing on Yvette that's for sure...

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She ain't nothing on Yvette that's for sure...

In reference to Yvette.


IMO much better VFM, can be found, around London and locally at the same base rate or lower.


She far call, from the service provider, I first punted back in 2014 (IMO).
« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 03:22:28 pm by The_Don »

Offline Bassman

Where are you getting your magnum from man? Can't find it anywhere lol.

Thanks for the review. Looks like we punt in the same areas kinda. It's hard finding a good punt up there. It's more dodging the proper shitty ones.

Looking forward to seeing more of your reviews.

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Right so after that disaster with the catfish in my other review (please read) although not my plan b but was always curious about her I opted to see yet another Hungarian...  So made the call she gave me the address and I made my way down..  Then I realised that I was going to the same house I had seen Yvette from wood green last year... So because I grew up in the area I had ducked and dived to the address still feeling typsy/horny from my magnum drink... I knocked the door and she opened up and I thought OK hmmm quite nice decent body...  Look very dirty and like she enjoys a good fuck... And she's fairly tall..  Deffo taller then me maybe 5'10 and I'm 5'8 she had heels on which made her look about 6'1.. So we went upstairs and looming at her ass I had a smile on my face but not excited....  So we spoke a Lil and she costed 80 for half hour which made me go urggggg... So I paid anyway took my clothes off and before I even finished she had a condom around my cock and began sucking away...  Her sucking skills was decent she was moaning as she went to work on it and I was just feeling her up and although she felt very toned her boob's was quite hard(as they wernt natural of course) and touching her ass which also felt quite stiff... I like a toned girl but I like my girls ass and boob's soft and almost squidgy\jelly like..  I couldn't rock her and cheeks side to side making it ripple...  But anyway was still better then that catfish...  So rubbing away at her nice pussy which was lovely and shaven I asked her what her favourite position was and she asked mine...  I said doggy and she said you want to start in doggy so I replied yes and she went to bending over...  And when I see a girl bend over I expect a almost bell like shape and then gets thing from her stomach but it was very straight..  Although her bum has silicone it wasn't big I don't get it .... She did have nice tattoos and a nice tan going on...  But anyway to the fucking .... So I pushed my sick in her nice lubed pussy and I did feel nice and warm... She began to moan as I pushed myself in and out of her... I couldn't quite smash her ass coz it felt like she was bending her body in places to make it more comfortable for her. There was no ripple of the ass.. There was no backing her and into my dick or nothing...  She was just moaning an moaning away .  I should say in the middle of it I was spanking her and I spanked her and a Lil to hard for her liking so it was Lil taps  :D... Then she moved herself and went into Laying down so I went on too and was grinding away and has to be said i think she fakes the moaning about coz my sick slipped out and she was still moaning like twice for no reason...  (caught you out haha) so ducked some more then had her on top at both angles and her riding skill was quite average at best...  I ain't no horse but I felt like she couldn't handle my dick.... She laid down and started wanking me off and I thought erm I'm not cumming like that so I put her on the side and smashed against her and an she was screaming oh yeah oh yeah moaning away til I cummed in her pussy... All was done had a shower and a Lil chat and left out...

Then I went to the shop around the corner and who do I see Yvette  :lol: :lol: :D can't make this shit up....

Recognise this dimples anywhere...  Think it was her boyfriend fron the way they was interacting with each other .. So to the scores

Looks 6.5/10 I noticed when I had her in missionary she had like a smudge of lipstick on her cheek ..
Body 6.5/10 looked OK but to artificial for me..  I wouldn't turn back in a good way if I see her on a beach in a bikini.
Sex 6.5/10 enjoyed it the piss felt nice but i t
Felt like she was faking it
Personality 7.5/10 she was friendly can't say anything wrong about her..
Dirtiness 7.5/10 thought it was going to be a good fuck from the blowjob but felt she was faking it

Recommend..  If your horny and have no options yes
Would I see her again...  Probably not

She ain't nothing on Yvette that's for sure...
do you have a link for yvette

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« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 08:32:17 pm by The_Don »


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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=114160.msg1321525#msg1321525


Edit, now with extra that make the 1 hour rate £150 P/H




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She included the owo for the £80 for half hour the other day, that used to be extra. Not sure about any other extras

Offline rockharders

Last time I saw her was in 2014 when she was misssexmachine. Since then, the number of tattoos has tripled.

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She included the owo for the £80 for half hour the other day, that used to be extra. Not sure about any other extras




Have a look at the screen shot, I posted:

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cock worship


£80, 30 minutes

£150, P/H


This year I've punted several W/G, who's OWO skills were very impressive and they charged between £80 to £100 P/H.

Yvette, oral skills are limited IMO,  and iirc £90 P/H was all inclusive before.

« Last Edit: July 23, 2017, 05:57:14 am by The_Don »

Offline Kingc

Where are you getting your magnum from man? Can't find it anywhere lol.

Thanks for the review. Looks like we punt in the same areas kinda. It's hard finding a good punt up there. It's more dodging the proper shitty ones.

Looking forward to seeing more of your reviews.


Dude they are in almost every standard offie ... They cost normally 3.99 or just ask the guy in the shop...

Yeah I noticed that too  :lol: :lol:but I'm going to have to start branching out to get a better punt...  Too many dam Hungarian wg it's getting abut boring  :lol: