Author Topic: Sienna @ Lush  (Read 1358 times)

Jimm007

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Quite a pre-booking journey. I got to the street where the apartments are, to park up, saw a space and was about to drive into it, when an Asian lad steps out and waves his hand as if to say "Don't park here". He was on his phone, so the window came down and I said, "What's up?" He said his friend was arriving in 5 minutes so space was taken.

My reply was, "Fuck that", and drove in and parked up. He acted like you would expect, and trying to act tough. I just got out and walked to the Tesco cashpoint, not batting an eyelid. He was 7 stone wet through, so he wasn't going to do anything - although I did wonder later if my wheels would be still attached to my car.

Anyway, now to the booking. I got there and Sienna answered the door. Definitely not what I was expecting. She's not as nice as her photos, but pleasant enough. Looks wise, I'd say a 6-7, but she also had bad breath and I knew she hadn't showered (I was told I was her 2nd booking of the day), as the shower was bone dry. She hadn't used Listerine or any other mouthwash, and so I opted for OW. It just didn't come across as hygienic.

About 5 minutes of OW (reasonable) and then missionary to finish, which was fine. All in all, I'd say 20 minutes in and out.

Overall. She was a pleasant enough girl, but to drive to Leeds and park up really wasn't worth the money. I'd have stayed at home and had a wank, had I known.

I can't recommend due to the fact she doesn't appear bothered about showering or cleaning teeth or using mouthwash, and the experience didn't make me feel like I'd want to go back, regardless. It was just a 'meh' booking. Not the worst I've had, but not someone I'd recommend.

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I can't recommend due to the fact she doesn't appear bothered about showering or cleaning teeth or using mouthwash, and the experience didn't make me feel like I'd want to go back, regardless.


I think you're being very generous here MrJ.  :unknown: :unknown:

Hygiene should be a given so Instant red card in my book.  :bomb: :bomb:

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Yeah, after thinking about it, it probably should be a negative, but too late now I guess.

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Yeah, after thinking about it, it probably should be a negative, but too late now I guess.

You want it changing ??

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No shower  :vomit: I'd agree, if she can't even be bothered to be clean when you turn up then she's in the wrong job.

Jimm007

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You want it changing ??

Yeah, I think a negative would be more appropriate.

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Lush basically are consistent in providing shit experiences :dash:

A mate of mine who doesn't use UKP has mentioned of a poor experience using Lush. One with the phones and then once that obstacle was overcome the girl he was booked into see was battered down stairs as she said the last client left 5 minutes ago and she only managed to squeeze a quick shower in.

Needless to say it was a shit podge for him.

Lush seem to think it's ok to offer the girls on a conveyor belt system, without them being given adequate time in between to make themselves presentable and more importantly clean.