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Comms:All communication is done by text via a maid. Given previous negative reviews from punters let down after making a booking, it might be an idea to confirm on a couple of occasions and abandon if you get radio silence.
On arrival at the hotel, I texted for directions to the room and was told to turn right, which was to the wrong set of rooms, so I went back and found it was the staircase straight on. So I was looking very suspicious literally right in front of reception where there were 2 staff who weren't particularly busy. Not a good start.
Location:Hotel on the old Bath Road. It's a residential area so there is plenty of on-street parking: 60p/20mins Mon-Fri. Therefore, there is no need to park at the hotel, which has barriers anyway. There seemed to be a number of buses passing through.
Unfortunately, Sasha insisted on the EE prossie policy of keeping the television on because they are worried about people hearing the activities within, not that I ever make much noise and nor do they. Sasha did at least agree to switch from
Big Bang Theory to a music channel, though it wasn't really to my taste and was distracting for me and her; on occasion, she seemed more interested in what track was on rather than me.
The girl:Sasha is an attractive Czech girl, probably 7.5/10. I can't think of a celebrity to compare her with, but those expecting a Julia Roberts look-a-like, as previously suggested, could be disappointed.
She has a nice slim body with smallish tits, as per the AW profile.
Hidden Image/Members OnlySasha speaks excellent English, with only a trace of an EE accent, and is fairly friendly, but during the course of the punt, I didn't find her all that willing, as I'll explain.
The meeting:Sasha seems to like starting off with an oily HJ, which is very nicely done, but not really my thing, certainly for the first round.
Therefore, I got her to switch to oral. This was the only decent part of the punt.
Sasha performs OWO very well, using the tip of her tongue to nice effect, though unfortunately there was no eye contact whatsoever.
She did stop just before the crucial moment, but I managed to get her quickly back on it to take my load, with only one drop spilt.
Sasha went off the bathroom straight away so I would say she is a spitter.
The subsequent massage was not that great and Sasha admitted she wasn't that good at it - despite the fact that her profile clearly says on the text of her profile that massage is one of the key services offered.
Mind you, her profile text also claims she does French Kissing, but she didn't - just barely touching the tip of my tongue with hers before pulling away, saying it tickles, FFS!
She claimed that she used to do FK but doesn't really do it, even in her personal life. I said it shouldn't be on her profile.
"Oh, I haven't seen my profile for ages."
"Well, you should - and it shouldn't be on there," I replied.
She refused some basic services and was irritated I was even asking to them:
No FK, no 69, no facesitting, no fingering.
She tolerated RO but not before she questioned why I would want to do it.
"Well, I cum quickly but also because I like to do it."
"Oh, you're the
one."
Although her OWO was good, I was unable to get it up for a 2nd round. This prompted what I've never rarely had before: not just a post mortem but a mid-match analysis about the punt.
I told her I wasn't relaxed because I couldn't do basic services to get me going. She did eventually agree to 69, but the mood was already killed, not helped by the loud TV and an alarm going off without stopping even though we were well within time.
I cut my losses and went for a shower with 10mins left. She offered to join me and there was a moment when there were some stirrings below, but rather than take control and try to work with it, she just asked me "What's the plan?". However, before trying again, we had to get out of the shower and dry off first, but by this time John Thomas had lost interest again. And so had I.
Unlike Romanians who don't clearly don't give a shit, Sasha did at least appear sorry that I hadn't had a good time, even if she probably didn't accept she had done anything wrong, asking if I was disappointed and regretted the punt.
As she had been on my HL, I would have regretted not trying her, but I told her I was disappointed.
Conclusion:While Sasha's early reviews suggest she was adventurous, she now seems to be jaded. While fingering is not always offered, FK, RO including 69 and facesitting are basic escort services.
If all you want is a 'suck and fuck' without the ancillaries, then you may well have a good time, but her 30mins rate of £80 is too expensive and her 1hr rate of £100 without GFE is pushing it. Indeed, her maid's attempts to push her hourly rate up to £150 and even £110 recently were, unsurprisingly, shortlived.
Epilogue:As the maid is clearly in charge of the profile, I texted her afterwards and said Sasha didn't do FK any more so should be removed.
Not only both options were ticked on the likes list, but it was high up in the body of the profile text.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyThe maid replied it was offered "at discretion" as long as clients had fresh breath and didn't smoke, but the likes list had been updated so it was only "at discretion now". I said I was a non smoker, used mouthwash and my breath was fresh, so FK shouldn't be on the profile at all. If it was down to lack of attraction, she won't be doing it with many clients, I suggested.
I now see 'French Kissing at discretion" has now also been removed from the list. While some punters reading the profile will now at least think twice, it's still in the profile text.
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