Bellas-Belles Party | Sutton | 10 July 2017

[noir]

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[NOTE] This a lengthy review. For a quick read, scroll to the conclusion, please.

I attended Bellas-Belles' Greedy Girls Party at Sutton on 10 July 2017 from 2:30pm to 7pm for an entry fee of £85.

Communications
I booked my slot from bellas-belles.com via eventbrite.com. Creating an account with Eventbrite is required to book one of three slots: 12noon – 2pm, 2:30pm – 4:30pm, and 5pm – 7pm. There is the option to attend two or three slots at a discounted price. After booking, the venue’s address was emailed to me within five minutes.

Two days before the scheduled party I received an email from the organiser Bella, reminding attendees of the party. I responded to the email, confirming my attendance, and seeking to know if low caloric beverages would be part of the refreshments. She replied to confirm the availability of low caloric beverages.

Before the party, I visited Bellas-Belles.com to ascertain the party's offering and proceedings. Its FAQ webpage answered most of my questions but fell short of providing concrete details about the party’s style, character, and proceedings.

As a first-timer, I wanted to know if it was a sexfest or gangbang party. Though the website made a passing reference to gangbang, Bellas-Belles Greedy Girls party would hardly be classed as a gangbang or sexfest party, judging by the behaviours of the male attendees and ladies. It is more of a voyeuristic one-to-one sex parlour with little or no FMF or MFM actions.

Reception
The venue is a large house on a major road, which I often use for my outdoor running. I rang the doorbell and was ushered in by an Eastern-European looking lady, cladded in a black-net butt-revealing outfit, intended to inflame the sexual appetite of men. She wasn't particularly attractive to me but was good-looking and courteous.

I walked to a makeshift reception area while absorbing the house atmospherics that bore the hallmarks of a 19th-century British house due for some pristine renovation. It has 4 bedrooms, a bathroom with shower and toilet units, a shower room, and a toilet room upstairs. Downstairs are a bedroom, a living room and kitchen/dining area. It's a good house, which I won't hesitate to buy, renovate and live in, assuming if it’s on sale and I had the money.

The music from the stereo system, designed to soup up the atmosphere did not cut it for me. The party boy in me felt like to pull out my iPhone with a budget amplifier and connect to the rustic sound system for some orgy party rhythm. But that would have been in breach of my Spotify, Pandora and Apple Music subscriptions, and above all, my intended purpose for the party—I'm here to fuck.

I was warmly received by Bella. A cheerful, friendly, hands-on, and customer-centric lady with a pleasant sense of humour. She was cladded in an outfit that bore an unconvincing semblance to a moulin rouge dress. Though she didn’t play, in her own words, “I love fucking. I can’t go a day without fucking”, she said to some male attendees in the kitchen. Damn! I need a woman like her who can match my libido.

Though it's mentioned on the website that attendees would only be identified by their emails, that wasn't the case as she asked me, "what's your name?" She traced my name on a list of printed names on an A4 paper. The paper lied unattended on the table when I went to the kitchen to refill my cup with a drink.

I was handed a white towel by the lady who ushered me in. Bella asked her to give me a tour of the building. It was a half-baked tour as she only pointed to three sex rooms when in fact there were four upstairs and one downstairs.

The reception failed to explain the proceedings of the party despite telling Bella it was my first time at her party. I had to tap into my experience of a May 2017 punting at FKK Sauna Club in Düsseldorf, Germany to figure out the proceedings. I figured out a makeshift, unattended cloakroom located opposite the kitchen area. I undressed in the cloakroom, wrapped myself with the white towel, dashed upstairs for a shower, and started looking for the ladies I had made a mental note to smash.

Though the website cautions against bringing valuable possessions, during the party I constantly went to the cloakroom to check my iPhone, wallet and Nike sneakers were safe. I saw attendees’ mobile phones and other valuables unattended.

Snacks
The kitchen/dining area had plenty of snacks, which would appeal to sweet-tooth people. Snacks comprised chocolate cakes, mini ham sandwiches, creatine fruit jellies, sweets, and biscuits. Though low caloric beverage such as zero-caloric coke was available, it was a cheap Morrison supermarket brand. I'd have loved the snacks to include raw fruits, veggies, and low caloric desserts.

There was a notice sign, prohibiting taking drinks upstairs but some attendees including a few party ladies did not adhere to it. Though the website says the party does not allow alcohol on the premises, this rule was not upheld. There was a bottle of champagne in a transparent-door fridge in the kitchen. It seems to belong to one of the punters, who probably is a regular at the party and perhaps has a preferential treatment from the organiser. At some point, he handed a glass of champagne to Luna when I had my cock in her mouth.

The Guests
There were about 14 to 17 males when I got to the party. From 5pm to 7pm, The number reduced to under 10. I could be wrong with the age spread but it ranged from 20s to 70s.  30% to 40% of the guys were under 40s while most of the guys were in their 50s and 60s. 80% to 90% of the guys were Caucasians; four were blacks and two were Asian guys.

All the guys come in various body shapes and sizes: pot-bellies, obese, ultra-obese, lanky, ultra-lanky, fit, and athletic. The mix of guys means the party is inclusive and open to all unless you’re under the legal age. Hence, you are likely to find someone with a body size or age group as you. All the guys were well-behaved, sociable, and respectful.

The Hostesses
There were about 13 ladies on the premises. 9 or 10 of these ladies were playing, of which at least three were British Caucasians and in their 40s, 50s, and 60s. At least, four of the ladies were in their 20s or 30s. I think 5 of the ladies were in great shape. They include, Barbara, Beatrice, Malu, Rhana, and Pandora (given her age, I could only imagine how hot she was in her youth). Chloe can easily fit into this category if she loses a few pounds.

According to one of the attendees, most of the ladies who were playing are Brazilians, whose command of the English language is basic or poor. Rhana's spoken English is better than the others. However, Barbara is more outgoing and approachable than the rest of the ladies.

I think all the ladies had a positive attitude towards all the punters. However, Rhana's attitude and application leaves much to be desired. She came across too mechanical, aloof, lethargic, and unhappy. I think she played with the least number of guys compared to Malu, Barbara, Beatrice, Luna, or Chloe's. At some point, it seems she was killing time with an Asian guy who was giving her a lengthy massage. I overheard her telling a guy he would only suck him. I don't know if her attitude was down to tiredness or a dislike for having a cock in her pussy.

Play
## Barbara
I started play with a nude lady who had momentarily walked past me. It dawned on me this must be Barbara, based on her distinct facial features. Her skin texture has a pleasant feel, her body shivered pleasurably to my caresses. My hands reached for her round butts, which had caught my lustful glances when she strolled passed me moment ago.

Her butts didn't feel real but cupped nicely in my hands. My sexual attraction was on overdrive as I reached for her boobs again with my hands. She lowered down to my dick and unwrapped a condom on it, and gave it a decent sucking. She smirked at the sight of the pulsating stallion; it seems she couldn't resist giving it a ride. Her cock-riding was okay but nothing to write home about.

All this while I was oblivious to the presence of a punter, sitting on the sofa and stroking his cock as Barbara rode my cock. I switched to doggy to get the better of that round ass and innie pussy. I rammed that pussy in quick, non-stop thrusts and even harder, fuelled by her low pitch moans, which came across as fake. I could feel and see the approval of my voyeur, who continued stroking his dick. I then turned her over for missionary with her knees pinned to the bed. It seems she couldn't take the full length of my stallion, so I switched to scissor position, and rammed her. I held back from nutting my geez with my stallion in her pussy. I directed her to get me off with a blowjob, which quickly resulted to a heavy load of cum. She cleaned and perked me with a smile. She got the best of me.

## Chloe
I then had a quick shower and walked to the next room where I found Beatrice riding a guy. Chloe invited me to play. On first sight, I didn't feel particularly attracted to her but wanted to explore what she got under her sleeves.

I laid on a big circular bed, flanked on my right was the 5'1"-tall Beatrice. I made a mental note not to leave the party without fucking her. I wanted to know why most guys, particularly senior men, wanted to play with her. Though she has good looks and in great shape, one of the punters said to me, she isn’t that good in bed. I took the remark with a pinch of salt. Nonetheless, her dedication and application on the job were exemplary.

Suddenly, the room was filled with 11 voyeurs, of whom 4 were females including Bella. Beatrice extended her right hand to play with my nibbles, though the effort was short-lived. I wanted an FMF action with Chloe and Beatrice so badly. That was not going to happen as Beatrice turned her attention to another guy. Despite Chloe's best effort, I could not reach the hooking point of nutting out my geez. Though it wasn’t the worst blowjob, her teeth were having contact with my dick despite having a condom on. She kept asking me the mood-killer question: “baby, are you cumming?”. I decided to spare myself of the pressure to climax by ending my play with Chloe, and darted for the shower.

## Malu
Earlier, one of the male attendees had soundly praised Malu’s sexual skills. Now was time to confirm or refute the hypothesis. I didn't find Malu facially attractive but her stunning figure made up for it. She wore a condom on me, and gave me a tantalising blowjob and I quickly got a hard boner. I reached for her clit and pussy with my hand only to realise she was extremely wet. That was fucking hot, and a major highlight of my time at the party: the clearest indication she was sexually into me, was enjoying sucking my hard cock, or responding favourably to my pussy fingering and clit play. I fucked her on missionary, scissor, and doggy positions—much to the adoration of two female and two male voyeurs. Suddenly, I exploded my geez. Boy, oh boy; Malu was the real deal!

## Luna
30 minutes later, I returned to the same room I had fucked Malu. The room was slightly dim, making it harder to appreciate her face. My best guess was, she must be Luna. She spoke Portuguese, and probably of Brazilian origin. She wore a condom on my cock and started sucking my stallion. Three minutes after, I could not help thinking this was going to be the laziest and most boring blowjob judging by her very slow and gentle licking and sucking of my cock. My gosh, how wrong was I? This blowjob goddess brought passion, patience, and pride to my cock. Her blowjob style is synonymous to the rhythm of a Beethoven symphony. It started slowly then the slowness is punctuated with bouts of crescendo motions, then reverted to slower rhythms, and then the notes are ramped up again for about 20 minutes. She asked if I want to fuck her, not knowing I was about to nut my geez. I wanted to prolong the experience my stallion was enjoying. I told her to continue with the blowjob. If gagging or deepthroating is your kind of thing, you would probably find her blowjob style less than desirable. For me, she is right up there among the best blowjob ladies.

Conclusion
I attended the party to smash as many ladies I can. The party delivered on that objective for £85 in four hours, which is better value than the wasteful £120 I punted on a psychotic, stalking escort (more about this in my next review) in June 2017.

The ratio of men to women was okay though there were instances where two or more guys queued for the ladies. The physical attractiveness of the ladies against the quality of guys who attended the party is 7/10. However, the ladies’ physical attractiveness pales in comparison to the ladies at FKK Sauna Club in Düsseldorf, Germany I attended in May 2017.

The ladies’ attitude, application, and performance was very good. In my opinion, Malu and Luna (I’m not sure if it was Luna or someone else) were the star performance, followed by Barbara. I didn’t smash Beatrice; however, her application, energy, and attitude is 9/10.

I think Bellas’ party would appeal to value-seeking punters and punters comfortable to smash under the watchful eyes of men and women. Strictly speaking, the party (at least, on that day) was a voyeuristic one-to-one sex parlour. You probably would be disappointed if gangbang sex is your cup of tea; nonetheless, you could initiate it. I think the lack of gangbang sex could be down to the sexual preferences of the guys and girls.

As to which party slot is best, it’s hard to answer because it depends on one’s schedule. Though I wasn’t present at the 12noon – 2pm slot, I think it is the best slot because the energy level or enthusiasm of the ladies is very high. I noticed the ladies’ enthusiasm waned, particularly from 5pm.

Bella's business seems driven by margins maximisation without compromising the core aspects of the services, which is about fucking and getting off on as many ladies as you can in two to six hours. There lies its value proposition.

[vt]

Sounds like you had a 'smash'ing party!!   

4hrs for £85 sounds like great VFM, even if there wasn't as much group action as you would have liked.

I would try it if I could get there easily!

[davidgood]

Hi noir,

I am pleased you enjoyed Bella’s party last week even though the food and beverages may not have met your requirements.

Thank you for your detailed review. I was there at the same time as yourself and can confirm that the facts and your observations are accurate. I would only add that Chloe is new to parties and that was only her first or second time at one.

As regards your comments about the style of party, in my experience the format or style of a sex party is dependent on a number of factors.

Firstly there is the venue. Parties held in a hotel room are usually more of a group sex gangbang than a series of more leisurely ones you will find at a venue like Sutton where there are several play rooms and lots of beds. That said I have been to parties at Sutton where some of the rooms are not  used, so the action is confined to a smaller space.

Next there is the duration. Short 2 hour parties are usually GB as opposed to the more leisurely 3 or 4 hour parties where there is time to sample all the talent on a more personal basis.

Finally there are the girls themselves and what they want to get involved in. At the party last week: Malu, Luna, Pandora are usually to be found at the longer 1 to 1 style parties and like spending a bit of time with one punter at  a time.  Hanna (Rhana) Barbara (aka Asia) and Bia (aka Beatrice) all work at Phoenix which are 2 hour gang bang parties where they are expected to take on all comers.  At Bella’s they seem to prefer the more laid back atmosphere and again prefer to deal with guy one at a time.

That said, I did see Barbara being spit roasted at the last party of the day. She was spending a lot of time getting a guy hard and another guy, who had wood, jumped in and fucked her from behind. Fortunately he did not last long and when he was finished she persuaded the other guy he needed a rest, which left the way clear for me to have a second helping, which I was keen to have following some very saucy banter from Barbara during the tea break. I had hoped she was going to slip me into her tight little bum. But she didn’t, so she had just been teasing me at tea time. Naughty girl I must give her a spanking the next time I see her.

If you want a fuckfest or GB action then I suggest you get along to Phoenix, Bi GBs, Rebeca Ryder’s LSPs or Debbie’s GG Parties. There are details of all of these in the party section of Punting Wiki and they all have reviews.

Obviously please let us have a review if you try another party.

Regards,

davidgood

[hawai5o]

What happened to Pam and her parties ???
Last time I was there it was  at a location close to Kensington High st .a nice white cottage . 4 hours of fun and there were 2 hot Blonde girls from Lithuania ..

[MrMatrix]

This has peaked my interest. I've got this on the bucket list but I've always enjoyed 1to1s. Just don't know if I have the nerve to do this one. I've done a 3 some which I didn't enjoy and wouldn't do it again. I'll have to give this a bit more thought. But great review OP- Thanks.

[noir]

Sounds like you had a 'smash'ing party!!   

4hrs for £85 sounds like great VFM, even if there wasn't as much group action as you would have liked.

I would try it if I could get there easily!

I must confess I had a lot of fun to the point that I didn't find any woman attractive on my way to and from work the next day. Bellas' ladies got my scrotum well-drained.

[noir]

Hi noir,

I am pleased you enjoyed Bella’s party last week even though the food and beverages may not have met your requirements.

Thank you for your detailed review. I was there at the same time as yourself and can confirm that the facts and your observations are accurate. I would only add that Chloe is new to parties and that was only her first or second time at one.

As regards your comments about the style of party, in my experience the format or style of a sex party is dependent on a number of factors.

Firstly there is the venue. Parties held in a hotel room are usually more of a group sex gangbang than a series of more leisurely ones you will find at a venue like Sutton where there are several play rooms and lots of beds. That said I have been to parties at Sutton where some of the rooms are not  used, so the action is confined to a smaller space.

Next there is the duration. Short 2 hour parties are usually GB as opposed to the more leisurely 3 or 4 hour parties where there is time to sample all the talent on a more personal basis.

Finally there are the girls themselves and what they want to get involved in. At the party last week: Malu, Luna, Pandora are usually to be found at the longer 1 to 1 style parties and like spending a bit of time with one punter at  a time.  Hanna (Rhana) Barbara (aka Asia) and Bia (aka Beatrice) all work at Phoenix which are 2 hour gang bang parties where they are expected to take on all comers.  At Bella’s they seem to prefer the more laid back atmosphere and again prefer to deal with guy one at a time.

That said, I did see Barbara being spit roasted at the last party of the day. She was spending a lot of time getting a guy hard and another guy, who had wood, jumped in and fucked her from behind. Fortunately he did not last long and when he was finished she persuaded the other guy he needed a rest, which left the way clear for me to have a second helping, which I was keen to have following some very saucy banter from Barbara during the tea break. I had hoped she was going to slip me into her tight little bum. But she didn’t, so she had just been teasing me at tea time. Naughty girl I must give her a spanking the next time I see her.

If you want a fuckfest or GB action then I suggest you get along to Phoenix, Bi GBs, Rebeca Ryder’s LSPs or Debbie’s GG Parties. There are details of all of these in the party section of Punting Wiki and they all have reviews.

Obviously please let us have a review if you try another party.

Regards,

davidgood

@ davidgood. Thanks for seconding my review, and for adding your interesting perspective. I like the one-to-one sex at Bella's party. However, I witnessed a few of the guys occupied the girls a bit longer.

[davidgood]

What happened to Pam and her parties ???
Last time I was there it was  at a location close to Kensington High st .a nice white cottage . 4 hours of fun and there were 2 hot Blonde girls from Lithuania ..

Pam used a couple of other venues after she lost the house in West Ken, but could not get another long term house and I think we can take it she has retired from parties now.

In my view Bella's are the closest parties these days to the ones Pam ran.

The Lithuanians- Amy & Sidona come and go. Recently they have been at a number of LSAP parties.

Regards,

davidgood

[hawai5o]

Pam used a couple of other venues after she lost the house in West Ken, but could not get another long term house and I think we can take it she has retired from parties now.

In my view Bella's are the closest parties these days to the ones Pam ran.

The Lithuanians- Amy & Sidona come and go. Recently they have been at a number of LSAP parties.

Regards,

davidgood

Thanks David for the info .

[hawai5o]

Do you know if they are working in London anywhere else,agency, Brothel  ??

They were working at one time at a Brothel in Camberley ,Surrey Gems.

[davidgood]

[quote author=davidgood link=topic=152327

The Lithuanians- Amy & Sidona come and go. Recently they have been at a number of LSAP parties.

Regards,

davidgood


Do you know if they are working in London anywhere else,agency, Brothel  ??

They were working at one time at a Brothel in Camberley ,Surrey Gems.

A couple of years ago there were reports of them working at place in MK. But I am sorry I do not know where they are now.

Regards,

davidgood

[hawai5o]

A couple of years ago there were reports of them working at place in MK. But I am sorry I do not know where they are now.

Regards,

davidgood

Thanks David . The search for them goes on as i really fancied the pair and wanted to see them on a 1to1 . They also worked a t HOD when they had that place in  Maida Vale  2 /3 years ago.

[uncle jessie]

Has anyone met or know anything of use about the line up for Mondays party? External Link/Members Only the website could not be more vague if they tried and their AW profile isn't much better  .Also Bia & Barbara have been removed from the gallery so it looks very much like they have parted company with these parties 

[uncle jessie]

I see that Bellas Belles have reappeared from their summer break External Link/Members Only and have a different line up of girls and shedule. I have booked a place and will report back on how it went. 

[MrMatrix]

I see that Bellas Belles have reappeared from their summer break External Link/Members Only and have a different line up of girls and shedule. I have booked a place and will report back on how it went.

Have a good time UncleJ. I did think of breaking my duck on this sort of thing but I'm not really into Colombians TBH.

[Marky789]

The Lithuanians- Amy & Sidona come and go. Recently they have been at a number of LSAP parties.

Regards,

davidgood

David,

Thank you for that. When you say recently, do you mean June/July or before that.?

I know that they have essentially 'fallen out' with most agencies with which they have been associated. Amy is now seriously overweight and Sidona's dismissive attitude has become increasingly prevalent. They retain a few private favourites albeit they are insufficient in number to pay the rent.
They have resorted to free adverts in newspapers.... and presumably the party scene working for £50 per hour where maybe they feel the service delivery can be marginalised for less discerning customers.

They were working at one time at a Brothel in Camberley ,Surrey Gems.

[davidgood]

David,

Thank you for that. When you say recently, do you mean June/July or before that.?

I know that they have essentially 'fallen out' with most agencies with which they have been associated. Amy is now seriously overweight and Sidona's dismissive attitude has become increasingly prevalent. They retain a few private favourites albeit they are insufficient in number to pay the rent.
They have resorted to free adverts in newspapers.... and presumably the party scene working for £50 per hour where maybe they feel the service delivery can be marginalised for less discerning customers.

They were working at one time at a Brothel in Camberley ,Surrey Gems.

A & S seem to be regulars at LSAP these days. They seem to have been on at least twice a week for the past few months and in fact on the programme for this week.

Your comments about them are interesting. I never really warmed to them when I saw them a few tines at Pam's and it would seem they have got worse. I have not seen them at LSAP yet as not been able to get there for a while.

Would be interesting to hear if anyone has recent experience of them.

Regards.

davidgood

[Marky789]

A & S seem to be regulars at LSAP these days. They seem to have been on at least twice a week for the past few months and in fact on the programme for this week.

Your comments about them are interesting. I never really warmed to them when I saw them a few tines at Pam's and it would seem they have got worse. I have not seen them at LSAP yet as not been able to get there for a while.

Would be interesting to hear if anyone has recent experience of them.

Regards.



i am aware that they have drifted from agency to agency changing their names and photos as they go, sometimes interchangeably  - Laura, Lana, Amy, Sidona, Sandra, Sofie, Paris, Cristal, Asta, Agnes. They have been with Barracuda and Cleopatra at £250-300 per hour with no takers and also at some low end venues that have not been sufficiently busy and have closed. Now, both in their thirties, Amy overweight, Sidona attitudinally tired of punters, they are finding the regular retention of customers more difficult. Their attendance at venues has become noticeably unreliable to the patent disappointment of maids who are left with no option but to apologise for their absence.
The party scene now affords them the ability to earn sufficient money to live hand to mouth whilst their few remaining private clients fill in the financial gaps.

davidgood

[Tommy.Rush.Ares]

What happened to Pam and her parties ???
Last time I was there it was  at a location close to Kensington High st .a nice white cottage . 4 hours of fun and there were 2 hot Blonde girls from Lithuania ..

Pams moved to crystal palace for a while but i think is no more as said. But both Pams and LSAP pretty horrible IMO.

At Pams only one looker  and one girl half decent service. The rest a mix  old，ugly fat and poor service.

At LSAP even worse. Only one half good looking girl but was always a big cue for  and  insisted on giving long hand job to each punter before sex so she spent no real time fucking. She looked ready to burst into tears at any moment.With hindsight I can not help but wonder if she was there of her own free will.

Even worse is the clientele at both places. Real dregs of society， rude，abnoxious (no respect fo a cue). Mostly from indian sub continent.(make of that what you will)

After 90 minutes  left feeling   ashamed to have shared the pussies with such scum. God knows how the girls felt. It is hard to blame them for poor service when that is client base.

There was a. genuine couple at LSAP i ouldnt help wonder why on earth they would go to that.

On top  that. LSAP have continued to send me text invites ever since (different number every time) not very professional

If Bellas is anything like Pams or LSAP I would say avoid like the plague. If  have your heart deadset on fucking 4  5 girls for a hundred or less， you would  better  spending a few hours exploring soho walk ups. More likely to find a looker and less trash to  deal with.

Id love  know how much each girl takes home，as surely there would be better options for any good looking ones

[Marky789]

Sorry Davidgood,

I posted my response to you as a quote, in error. I hope you understand my comments.

Given the review by TommyRushAres today, it appears, as I suspected, that the 2 Lithuanians have
hit hard times and that anything will do to earn some money.

Marky

[Tommy.Rush.Ares]

Sorry Davidgood,

I posted my response to you as a quote, in error. I hope you understand my comments.

Given the review by TommyRushAres today, it appears, as I suspected, that the 2 Lithuanians have
hit hard times and that anything will do to earn some money.

Marky

It wasnt meant as a review as it waant recent. Nor do I recall Amy or Sidona I was more commenting on the style of venue.

[Marky789]

Tommy,

Fair comment.

The emphasis of my thoughts centred on my previous posts when I suggested that A & S had maybe hit on bad times following Davidgoods confirmation that they are now regular performers at LSAP.

[davidgood]

I see that Bellas Belles have reappeared from their summer break External Link/Members Only and have a different line up of girls and shedule. I have booked a place and will report back on how it went.

Hi Uncle,

Did you go to first party after the summer break? Are you doing a review?

I did not recognise any of the line up so would be interested in hearing what they were like.

Regards,

davidgood

[hawai5o]

[quote author=davidgood link=topic=152327

The Lithuanians- Amy & Sidona come and go. Recently they have been at a number of LSAP parties.

Regards,

davidgood


Do you know if they are working in London anywhere else,agency, Brothel  ??

They were working at one time at a Brothel in Camberley ,Surrey Gems.

It looks like Amy (Laura)http://honeysmassage.co.uk/laura.html is now working at Honeys Massage..

[MindyandMork]

Would be interesting to hear if anyone has recent experience of them.

Regards.

davidgood

I attended one of the LSAP parties a month or two back with both A & S present.

Sidona seemed to be a lot more into it than Amy, but the thing that stood out the most was that every time they made a guy come (no matter FS, OW or HJ) the pair of them disappeared into the bathroom for an extended period. 

As there was only one other WG present, you can imagine that didn't do much for the mood. Also, not sure I'd describe the location as a "luxury venue" either, although it's not like I was viewing something off Rightmove... 

[Marky789]

Thank you for the information.

Be careful - the photos of Laura aka Amy, Lana, Cristal - are several years old. She is now significantly overweight, bloated facial features, lank greasy hair and a regular smoker. The need to use different names is in an attempt to reinvent oneself  to overcome previous failures. This is certainly true in her case. I first saw her about 6 years ago but her lack lustre functionality to perform a vanilla service has generated little repeat business over the years. She has been a regular at London Swinger Adult Parties presumably because she can get away with low grade service provision delicately served with disinterest in an environment where men pay £80  for 4 hours to wait in line to fuck anything mildly resembling a female.

Those of you who remember 'Laura' and her friend from times gone by,  would be well advised not to try and relive the memory.

[Marky789]

Just seen your post, Mindyand Mork which was almost identical to my own experience. I posted this review a week ago under the subject heading London Swinger Adult Parties.

Anybody been to this place recently ?

I went a few weeks ago after vowing to myself not to return. I should have known better because the
mantra ' you only get what you pay for ' holds true in this case. Entrance fee £80 for 4 hours albeit I notice that a reduction has recently been introduced of £60 for two hours. Presumably, this new rate is to satisfy those that can just about tolerate the low grade service for only 2 hours.  Alternatively, 2 hours may be the boredom threshold of waiting one's turn in the oversubscribed circus where the ratio is often 5:1.

One has plenty of time during the party to ponder where the blame lays. Is it the mentality of ' a shag is a shag, forget the quality as long as it's cheap ' .....or the owners' dismissive attitude to the customer expectation....or the willingness/desperation of women to be used and abused for an ever decreasing amount of money.

Perhaps the truth is ....all of these.

The breadth of nationalities. colour and creed of men exposes the full glory of the treatment of women. Acceptable punting behaviour, queuing, hygiene and common courtesies all fall under the spotlight for individual consideration.

The unimpressive line-up of 3 ladies initially presented a united front of enthusiasm which quickly dissipated into functionality and disinterest as they were overawed by the impracticality of the ratio that had been imposed upon them. This situation worsened if one or more of them needed to go to the toilet or have a break.......which some men incredibly regarded as unfair on themselves.

I acknowledge that my particular experience may not be representative of the general level of service on offer, however a couple of men expressed the view that the evening was 'par for the course'
I left early not really knowing if I felt sorry or angry regarding the venue, the owners, the men, the women or myself.

I have been regularly punting for 10 years and attended many parties......but Hey ! What do I know ?

[JamesKW]

One has plenty of time during the party to ponder where the blame lays. Is it the mentality of ' a shag is a shag, forget the quality as long as it's cheap ' .....or the owners' dismissive attitude to the customer expectation....or the willingness/desperation of women to be used and abused for an ever decreasing amount of money.

The low cost party scene may not necessarily be less money,if you get ten men paying £80 that is the same as 5 men paying £160,at the low cost party you can offer a lower level of service as the punters are expecting less than a high cost party.At the one I go to some of the girls have been there as long as me, over four years,and when you see them talking to the organiser you can see that they genuinely like working for him.

[hawai5o]

Thank you for the information.

Be careful - the photos of Laura aka Amy, Lana, Cristal - are several years old. She is now significantly overweight, bloated facial features, lank greasy hair and a regular smoker. The need to use different names is in an attempt to reinvent oneself  to overcome previous failures. This is certainly true in her case. I first saw her about 6 years ago but her lack lustre functionality to perform a vanilla service has generated little repeat business over the years. She has been a regular at London Swinger Adult Parties presumably because she can get away with low grade service provision delicately served with disinterest in an environment where men pay £80  for 4 hours to wait in line to fuck anything mildly resembling a female.

Those of you who remember 'Laura' and her friend from times gone by,  would be well advised not to try and relive the memory.

Thank you  Marky for the update on Laura . " lank greasy hair" and the guys she's been doing  at LSAP "  The breadth of nationalities. colour and creed of men exposes the full glory of the treatment of women. Acceptable punting behaviour, queuing, hygiene and common courtesies all fall under the spotlight for individual consideration"
Saved me a trip to Tolworth..

[MindyandMork]

Saved me a trip to Tolworth..

I can tell you I won't be returning to Camden either. It was my first time at an LASP event and I ended up leaving early (somewhere around the 2hr mark if memory serves) as I couldn't bring myself to stay any longer.