Yvette/ wood green

[Kingc]

sooooo last year early 2016 I thought I'd stay fairly local and try Out Yvette... So I made the call and she gave the address when I checked I thought she fuck... Coz I grew up in the area I was hoping I don't bump into  people I grew up with.. But anyway I get to this lol 4story housing block.. Went 2floors up and called to say I was outside.. So I waited and looked around to make sure no one I knew would see me in case they knew what went on here lol... Door opens and this nice looking girl with dimples (awwwww) wearing a naughty school girl uniform allowed me in. Was abut distracted hy the smell of someone frying sausages but that changed when as we was going upstairs I could see her pantiless ( don't think that's what word)  walking up the stairs and a lovely round and with the jiggle I love....  So we went in and conversation was good she was very bubbley and I was so at ease... We discussed what we wanted and then she took my.clothes off for me which was good....  Then put a condom on my dick and sucked right away... I had a slight grasp of her hair fucking her mouth as she sucked and she was moaning at the same time... I put her on the bed and rubbed her clit and was kissing that ass and biting it...  I also spanked her while she was sucking my dick and she loved it...  So the condom goes on and we start in doggy she was the true expert of face down and up.... I inserted and slowly eased in and out and her and was jiggling before I even smashed my hips on her ass I knew this was going to be good...  So when I began fuckingnher hard and spanking her listening to her moan moan and moan I pulled her hair back and she loved it...  I drank a magnum which I would recommend anybody beforehand and I just felt possessed knowing I could give it to her hard and she wouldn't moan about fucking too hard even though her profile states gfe she can deffo take a dick good... I put her on top and she's a bouncer rather then grinder but it felt so good... She then stood with her legs apart and bounced that way also which was good...  We then went side ways and even tested her resolve indeep stick position and no complaints I could just pound away and she would just moan and take it....  Not sure if she came but gosh she wells dripping...  I fucked this girl in every position possible and some twice... My cock almost slipped in her ass but she says doesn't do anal... Although the ease it would of gone in I would struggle to believe...  In the end I smashed her in missionary and cummed so hard deeply inside her (with a condom obviously😂) she looked at me with a smile as I got dressed and with my tipsy self slowly walked out with her asking for me to come again...

Now review time

Looks 7.5/10. Very cute with dimples and nice sex face
Body 8/10 her round jelly and alone gets 9/10 but altogether 8 is very good
Naughtiness 9/10 solid 9 this girl loves spanking, hair pulling.. Not too rough though lol
Sex 10/10 I cummed so hard
Recommend. Fuck yes
See again.. Yes but don't see girls.more then once

[occasionalpunter]

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[Sinz]

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[Kingc]

Ahhh I keep forgetting sorry...thanks for posting the link... Oh yes that would be her 

[tantric talents]

I presume you drank a magners? As a magnum is either a choc ice or a double size bottle of wine or champagne! 

[Sinz]

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[Kingc]

I presume you drank a magners? As a magnum is either a choc ice or a double size bottle of wine or champagne! 

  no sir  you would be wrong..  I can't stand cider ... Magnum is a tonic wine produced in Jamaica which gives you sexual stamina..  I normally have two get have a nice tipsy feeling when fucking but..  When I've had a couple.. I am on a mad one .. It tastes abit like cough medicine so it's fairly sweet but I enjoy it... You can buy it in most corner shops..  Looks like this

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[YidArmy]

Fuck me, Yvett and Cleo Blonde Babe must have fucked the whole of Haringey by now 

Bit of a price hike she's had over the years though, not sure she's worth £120 for the hour with no OWO.

[Kingc]

Fuck me, Yvett and Cleo Blonde Babe must have fucked the whole of Haringey by now 

Bit of a price hike she's had over the years though, not sure she's worth £120 for the hour with no OWO.

Hahahahahahaha judging the way she takes dick I wouldn't be surprised...  I remember paying 60for 30mind and I'm pretty sure she would charge 90for the  hour...  Talk about inflation

And COYS

[Kingc]

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Not that no lol I think those are the American equivalent of Durex

[tantric talents]

no sir  you would be wrong..  I can't stand cider ... Magnum is a tonic wine produced in Jamaica which gives you sexual stamina..  I normally have two get have a nice tipsy feeling when fucking but..  When I've had a couple.. I am on a mad one .. It tastes abit like cough medicine so it's fairly sweet but I enjoy it... You can buy it in most corner shops..  Looks like this

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I stand corrected! A new one on me, so to the offy we must go !

[LLPunting]

no sir  you would be wrong..  I can't stand cider ... Magnum is a tonic wine produced in Jamaica which gives you sexual stamina..  I normally have two get have a nice tipsy feeling when fucking but..  When I've had a couple.. I am on a mad one .. It tastes abit like cough medicine so it's fairly sweet but I enjoy it... You can buy it in most corner shops..  Looks like this

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Does it grow your horn like a Jamaican's too?
Geez, I'd drink so much if it did but being such a short-arse I'd hate to be scraping my helmet on the pavement all the time   

[Bassman]

no sir  you would be wrong..  I can't stand cider ... Magnum is a tonic wine produced in Jamaica which gives you sexual stamina..  I normally have two get have a nice tipsy feeling when fucking but..  When I've had a couple.. I am on a mad one .. It tastes abit like cough medicine so it's fairly sweet but I enjoy it... You can buy it in most corner shops..  Looks like this

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Add some Jamaican Irish Moss drink and your a baby making jack hammering machine lol.

[Kingc]

  Hahahahahah...  Unfortunately no penis scrapping or any increase in size...  But I describe when you drink it that you feel drunk horny.. It deffo kills my nerves when I go to knock at a door... 

[Jonestown]

Take a few along when you go to see Kelly, I hear she is fond of a gargle too.

[Borehamwood]

Fuck me, Yvett and Cleo Blonde Babe must have fucked the whole of Haringey by now 

Bit of a price hike she's had over the years though, not sure she's worth £120 for the hour with no OWO.

Haha yep! They've both been around for a long time. I used to be addicted to Yvett but got pissed off when she kept raising her prices. She's fantastic, but don't think she's quite worth £120. I think she'll do OWO if you ask but she'll give you a speech about how dangerous it is first. If you don't already have a rapport, it puts a bit of a dampner on things. I've done Cleo a couple of times too. Also a great punt, if you like the tats and fake boobs and lips.

COYS!!

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Mix your Magnum & Ice with this and those Whores are going to be going home "Bow Leged & Bandy "   

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[Kingc]

Mix your Magnum & Ice with this and those Whores are going to be going home "Bow Leged & Bandy "   

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I have seen this drinks in selected shops.... I might just do that I do understand the powers of Guarana ... Maybe even a new cocktail and I'll call it bow legged 

[Kingc]

Haha yep! They've both been around for a long time. I used to be addicted to Yvett but got pissed off when she kept raising her prices. She's fantastic, but don't think she's quite worth £120. I think she'll do OWO if you ask but she'll give you a speech about how dangerous it is first. If you don't already have a rapport, it puts a bit of a dampner on things. I've done Cleo a couple of times too. Also a great punt, if you like the tats and fake boobs and lips.

COYS!!

I would go see Cleo but she doesn't see black guys...  I mean I'm not quite black so no harm in taking my chances

[Bassman]

Mix your Magnum & Ice with this and those Whores are going to be going home "Bow Leged & Bandy "   

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Found that drink a let down in terms of taste.

OP, Cleo is good, surprised she hasn't become jaded. But her tits are massively scarred up. So be prepared for that. They felt odd too. Like they'd deflated a bit and you could feel the 'bag' inside.

[Type_O_Negative]

Fuck me, Yvett and Cleo Blonde Babe must have fucked the whole of Haringey by now 

Bit of a price hike she's had over the years though, not sure she's worth £120 for the hour with no OWO.

Lucky sod i am, i used to bang her like crazy in her early days when she was charging 90/hour, about 4 years ago.

No, she is not worth 120/hour in my book.

[nickleupip]

Lucky sod i am, i used to bang her like crazy in her early days when she was charging 90/hour, about 4 years ago.

No, she is not worth 120/hour in my book.

Would have been great VFM at £90ph I agree.

She had been charging £60 per 30' or £100 per hour for a while + the £20 for OWO. I had seen her with £60 per half hour during those times. She has been complaining that she is not as busy as she used to be and her lifestyle has been affected because of this. She recently changed to £80 or £120 including the OWO, which in a sense is a price increase.

Really nice girl, but the way to go with her prices is down rather than up IMHO, she is flirting with a dusty phone situation as most of her regulars are abandoning her.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Would have been great VFM at £90ph I agree.

She had been charging £60 per 30' or £100 per hour for a while + the £20 for OWO. I had seen her with £60 per half hour during those times. She has been complaining that she is not as busy as she used to be and her lifestyle has been affected because of this.
..............but the way to go with her prices is down rather than up IMHO, she is flirting with a dusty phone situation as most of her regulars are abandoning her.

You can't beat market forces of supply and demand . She may end up having to really lower her prices  as now holiday season is here and the local natives are going to spend their hard earnt £ssss abroad  Less punters will mean a further drop  in her clientel . She needs a drastic cut in prices to re-establish a clientel of regulars and then slowly increase prices . Regulars should be entertained at a discounted rate to reward their loyalty . She has learnt the hard way ( dusty phone ) that if you don't maintain a stream of regulars by looking after them  you can't make up their missing income from new customers . 

I'm still  over her having to reduce her lifestyle    Seems like she is getting a reality check whether she likes it or not  and judging by her recent pics needs to " get real " about her status in the world of whoring 

[Kingc]

You can't beat market forces of supply and demand . She may end up having to really lower her prices  as now holiday season is here and the local natives are going to spend their hard earnt £ssss abroad  Less punters will mean a further drop  in her clientel . She needs a drastic cut in prices to re-establish a clientel of regulars and then slowly increase prices . Regulars should be entertained at a discounted rate to reward their loyalty . She has learnt the hard way ( dusty phone ) that if you don't maintain a stream of regulars by looking after them  you can't make up their missing income from new customers . 

I'm still  over her having to reduce her lifestyle    Seems like she is getting a reality check whether she likes it or not  and judging by her recent pics needs to " get real " about her status in the world of whoring 

Well said 😁... Some of the prices that these girls think K they can charge is bs not to mention there is a good chance you won't even get your moneys worth... 

[tantric talents]

Found that drink a let down in terms of taste.

I can imagine as the raw powder tastes disgusting. Cheap to buy though and easy to make up into capsules. If I am feeling a bit tired befofe a punt taking a couple always restores my energy levels for a few hours. It is basically a natural form of caffeine after all.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

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 KingC       Since reading about Magnum i have been chatting with a Jamaican pal . He tells me there are several other Jamaican drinks like this which are all associated with driving up the sex performance . he mentioned Bedroom Bully and Stallion . You got any news or views on these or other tipples from Jamaica ?

[Kingc]

KingC       Since reading about Magnum i have been chatting with a Jamaican pal . He tells me there are several other Jamaican drinks like this which are all associated with driving up the sex performance . he mentioned Bedroom Bully and Stallion . You got any news or views on these or other tipples from Jamaica ?

Yeah I have heard of them.. You could say magnum is the most commercialised as its in pretty much most off license and anyshop with a good alcohol selection....  Bedroom bully I think you need to go market stalls where they specialize in foreign products from across the world... And stallion I have heard of but not seen... Magnum is all good though 

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Yeah I have heard of them.. You could say magnum is the most commercialised as its in pretty much most off license and anyshop with a good alcohol selection....  Bedroom bully I think you need to go market stalls where they specialize in foreign products from across the world... And stallion I have heard of but not seen... Magnum is all good though 

KingC    Thanks man . He said they are all associated with the Dance Hall scene in Jamaica which is very sexualised    & as you said Magnum being the most popular has the largest marketing budget  . Looks like i am due a visit to the Off Licence 

[Kingc]

KingC    Thanks man . He said they are all associated with the Dance Hall scene in Jamaica which is very sexualised    & as you said Magnum being the most popular has the largest marketing budget  . Looks like i am due a visit to the Off Licence 

Yeah most likely...  I'm not Jamaican so I can't say I know for sure...  But do drink one before your next encounter