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Tel: 07424729695  My name is Yoyo. All my pictures are genuine.
So New Nicky at Poni Thai is taking a mini-break in Scotland and then not returning to Nottingham.  I saw an ugly Chinese woman in Nether St. last Tuesday and had a final tug and scrape by Jen in Bramcote on Wednesday. So my cock was lonely again on Thursday so I ended up with this hit and miss group.  I have visited 4 times and walked away twice due to physical revulsion.

Easy to book.  Some slight issues with entry and exit via the black metal gates.  I bumped into an acquaintance on Derby Road but no problems with security or privacy.  The apartment is acceptable with a new bigger bed.  The maid is in her early thirties and attractive.  In fact, I initially thought that she was going to be the girl for sex.
Her name is not Yoyo.  None of the pictures are genuine.  This does not rate a negative from me as I knew that the profile was fake. The Chinese girl was very pale skinned and in her early twenties.  She had a pretty cute face but is a bit plump with large soft tits. I knew that this would not be the most spectacular punt but had both the horn and the opportunity.  I asked for music so she put on some distracting wailing folk music to stop my mind overthinking. Noyo can't speak any English which is always a bonus.  We gave upon Google Translate and used gestured such as pointing to her mouth and to my hard-on.  I wrestled her into 69.  Her fanny is an extravagant and scented plumage.  The hairiest pussy that I have seen in a long time. In 69 she was writhing around as I was tickling her or she was over-sensitive. I motioned for a BJ and she then used a technique that I have only experienced twice before.  Once in Nether St and a variation with hot and cold water with Cecilia Chung. Noyo took a swig of Listerine and kept it in her mouth whilst she sucked me off.  I guess that it is difficult to breathe so she had to spit it out and swig more. I think she was keeping her mouth free of cock contamination. It felt fine but I could not build any momentum that would lead to orgasm so I accepted her offer to fuck.

She used Large EXC smiley faced condoms that cost 25p each.  I hadn't brought along my last few Sagami 0.02 large but these felt good and thin. After looking up the price I'm slightly concerned because they are so cheap. I stayed in the missionary position for what seemed like about 10 mins and was again pleasantly surprised to come inside the condom. Whilst on the job she gently scratched my back and bum.  I came as her hands traveled slowly underneath to cradle my balls.  The slight scab on my shaft only made the orgasm more intense.  It was a good fuck and she put on a pleasant show with writhing, gasps and groans etc.  I flopped on top of her knowing that her body had a relatively large surface area to absorb my weight. She seemed happy that she had satisfied me.

I spent the ensuing massage hoping that she wouldn't damage my back and visualized myself in three quarters of an hour's time sipping a half of bitter in The Hand 'n' Heart on Derby Road.  The massage was as bad as usual so I turned over and placed her hand on my Boner.  She started to tickle my lower stomach and inner thighs but a second erection needs more direct stimulation.  I pointed to her mouth and said "Sucky sucky!". She shook her head. "Sucky sucky?" I implored.  She shook her head. I didn't mind as I remembered the Listerine ritual so I handed her the lube/oil on the bedside cabinet for a scabby hand job. It must have been good because I came quickly and my second pop is usually too long. Some girls aren't sure if I've come the second time because not much spunk comes out.  Eventually a big dribble but I couldn't really explain that I'd come twice for 4 days in a row. 3 punts and 2 x BJ Toy.

She lay by my side and started to mix her black bobbed hair with mine.  She snuggled up and lay her cheeks onto my chest and rubbed her face into my soft chest hair, then kissed and suckled my insensitive nipples.  She became child-like and pushed her head around mine.  Noyo might be lonely travelling from city to city in a strange country without friends or family.

It is a vanilla punt compared with my usual exploits.  I gave it a positive despite the fake profile because that was what I was expecting and I achieved orgasm through protected sex which is still a novelty to me and my second orgasm was very good. Take your own condoms.


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You my friend need to start writing as a career.

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I could do with seeing a nice hairy  Chinese pussy, not seen one for a while. Is she bordering on fat Roger? I don't want a wasted journey. Did you get any kissing?

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I could do with seeing a nice hairy  Chinese pussy, not seen one for a while. Is she bordering on fat Roger? Did you get any kissing?
Yes she is a bit too fat and I didn't French Kiss her. Only affectionate pecks at the end.

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Good review as ever bro, this is the place on the little side street off derby road, through the big black gates and the apartment block at the bottom?

I had a good time there months ago if it's the same place but it's hit and miss like most Chinese places.

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Good review as ever bro, this is the place on the little side street off derby road, through the big black gates and the apartment block at the bottom?
Yes that is the place. We're scraping the barrel a bit here as this is worse than Nether Street but the Orientals are compliant and a good meet can be crafted using recently acquired punting skills.
I was going to broaden my horizons by booking Ava Grace but her bukkake party put me off even if it never took place.

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Yes that is the place. We're scraping the barrel a bit here as this is worse than Nether Street but the Orientals are compliant and a good meet can be crafted using recently acquired punting skills.
I was going to broaden my horizons by booking Ava Grace but her bukkake party put me off even if it never took place.

From what I've read I dunno if Ava is money spent well, I don't think she provides half the service level me and you get from certain Thai's and at £160/hr I'd be thinking twice.
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You are correct. I'm just trying to have a change from the Asians. I view Vivastreet discreetly on my mobile. In gallery view the profile pics are full screen. On the more truthful Adultwork the thumbnail photos are tiny so I can't use my instinct to choose who to view.
The only time I arranged to meet a beautiful EE the girl was B&S to a really ugly green-toothed hag. I asked for and received a refund. Since then I've bookmarked some very pretty EEs on Vivastreet and when I open the bookmark the next day the profile has either disappeared or it's a different girl. So the only viewable and good looking ones are the Thais. When I enquire they now appear to tell me which of the girls are actually in town.
Is there something that I'm missing with Adultwork?  Is there a gallery setting on mobile Adultwork where the profile photos are large enough to catch one's eye?
Ava Grace sent me a PM on UKE when she first joined promising me a full-on multiple orgasmic experience. And as you know I sometimes respond to a bad review as a challenge or my instinct tells me I could get a good session even if the reviewer didn't.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2017, 06:11:45 pm by RogerBoner »