External Link/Members OnlyThis is the type of review which I will either get hammered for, or will be later used against me in an argument
but fuck it, it happened and I've decided to tell you about it.
Not been punting much lately, for a couple of reasons. Firstly, after a couple of sprees abroad in 2016, I was losing the magic. Fucking a hottie was becoming a bit too - dare I say -
routine. Wasn't getting the same thrill, just a slightly empty feeling of "I should be buzzing, why am I not buzzing?". Then on the walk back from the punt, contemplating life...you know the drill. Secondly, a long-term transfer target of mine broke up with her boyfriend. I didn't think twice and promptly slid into her DMs. Playing the game the normal way reminded me that I do enjoy the chase, and that for me, the best thing about punting can also be the worst - how easy it is. Not knowing if/when you're going to get balls deep adds a bit of excitement. With a punt, it's in the bag from minute 1. Sometimes, I almost wish hookers would make me work harder for it
Before someone tells me to fuck off to Seeking Arrangements - I haven't got the money for that (Also, if I'm going to put loads of graft in, I'll just join a regular dating site. Grafting for the opportunity to pay! not in this lifetime, sorry). Anyway, three dates later (a bit muggy, I know) and hundreds of whatsapp messages sent, turns out this newly single bird 'doesn't know what she wants' (shock), and I still had a full sack (shock). So with an inner sigh, I turned back to the devil I know and loaded up AW.
This had all coincided with a very hot winning streak at online poker. I scrolled down my hot list, knowing that my account balance was in better nick than usual, and I contemplated a bit of a blowout. No, be sensible, Link. Have a reasonably priced shag now, and you can punt a couple more times soon, if you need to. Did I listen to the voice in my head? Did I fuck. My hotlist was full of bang average birds that I didn't even really want, so I did a quick search and spotted that Chessie Kay was available in London. At that point I stopped thinking and just started acting.
Her number is displayed on profile, and she's quick to respond. No need to fuck around with AW emails. I asked her prices - £400/hr was out of the fucking question. £250 for half an hour - still out of the question right? Well, this is where I started to rationalise. If it's out of my winnings (which it was) then who gives a shit. If I'd be prepared to pay £100-120 for 30 minutes with her, then it's only £100-130 more than I think she's worth. What's wrong with pissing 130 quid away? I've wasted hundreds in a strip club before. You only live once....etc. etc. etc. Look, I think I had just decided to fuck her at this point. It was completely daft money, but I didn't care.
All was quickly arranged. Funnily enough, although she's a porn star, I wasn't arsed about PSE. So didn't enquire about anal (not on her profile, but I get the feeling everything is negotiable with Chessie), or watersports or anything mad. Knew I couldn't manage 2 pops in the time, so my plan was to shag her brains out and give her a facial to remember. She greeted me in heels and a bikini, big wavy blonde hair, perfect fake tits, pumped up dick-sucking lips, not an ounce of fat. I don't really need to describe her, do I? She's the textbook plastic fuck doll, if you like that, you will love her because she literally could have been drawn by a cartoon artist. In the past I've always thought her face lets her down a bit, but as she's had more and more work done, it's improved.
Money sorted, she slipped it into a handbag. I was offered a shower, declined (not at these rates, love) and got stuck in right away. Started with OWO, which was divine, my entire length disappeared and she had her lips pressed up against my groin. She knows that guys book wanting to act out their own porno and she is more than happy to perform. It was sloppy, lots of eye contact, she played with the balls, stuck out her tongue and beat my cock on it. After a short while I was worried I would nut so asked for the condom. We then went at it through mish, cowgirl,doggy. She was very smiley and giggly throughout, obvious that she wanted to please. I asked her to talk dirty and funnily enough for a pornstar, this was the one part of her game which I thought was lacking! I got the feeling she couldn't really think of anything to say, and we both just ended up laughing. It was such good fun clinging on for dear life and giving her everything I had. I had to try a titfuck, so she oiled up and I sat astride her. Her boobs are so big that it was actually a bit tricky, her implants are quite wide, so there isn't much space in between her tits! But where there's a will there's a way
. When I was ready to pop I told her, she braced herself and took it all over her face with a squeal and a grin. I wiped it in with my cock, she licked her lips and swallowed some. I collapsed in a heap.
Weirdly, it then turned slightly GFE. She snuggled up to me, I put my arm around her and we had a little chat for a couple of minutes. Before all you romantics ask - I didn't move in for DFK! Eventually I stood up, popped into the shower, said goodbye and went off into the night. 36 minutes all in.
Pros
Shagged a pornstar, box ticked.
Cons
Cost me an arm and a leg.
