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Offline donjp

How do you guys get away from the wife.

Discuss =x.


(yes i need idea's)

Offline rpg

You need a miracle if you think there's any mileage in this.


Get divorced what's the point of being with someone if you are looking for excuses so you can cheat on her

Offline fredpunter

How do you guys get away from the wife.

Discuss =x.


(yes i need idea's)

I've gone out for a drink with you

when she is out at work or when I am out at work or away at a conference or meeting

"I'm going out to see <insert friend's name> will be back in a few hours" usually works a treat, or the ever faithful "off to the pub!" 

Offline Eric

Normally say i'm off to the gym. Do the punt first, then go to the gym, then shower after.

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Most of my punting is done betweem 1.oopm to 5.00pmw ith a few in between 5-7.00pm. My work starts approx 7am so by the time i sort out the meetings and work schedules for the day and do the reports amd MI figures it 12.30pm - gives me an hour sto sort out the AW girl as i have Plan a and plan B girl with a couple of reserves depending on where I am.

As far as the wife is concerned she works from 7.00am to 7pm as a head teacher so usually we get home in the evening same time.

Why not DIVORCE - Been married for +30 years - Reason is that I have too much to lose financial - 50/50 split would mean she gets too much of family money instead of the 2 kids - so easier to do what I am doing at present until it goes tits up...

Happy Punting

Offline lovingfacials

How do you guys get away from the wife.

Discuss =x.


(yes i need idea's)

if you dont have the imagination to come up with various & I mean various ideas your be in trouble my friend.............starting things hard

Online smiths

How do you guys get away from the wife.

Discuss =x.


(yes i need idea's)

Never been married but Golf has been a good excuse for me, even when the weather is bad (excluding lightning and snow) using the driving range have been good ways of explaining hours away.

I do play Golf just not for the 5 hours i might say, with a buggy its only 3 hours with the other 2 to punt.

The crucial thing is if your wife is the really nosey type you have a bigger problem than if your wife will believe you of course. Fortunately i havent had a partner who tried to interrogate me as to my every move, i wouldnt put up with that, but i know some guys have.

Offline donjp

Most of my punting is done betweem 1.oopm to 5.00pmw ith a few in between 5-7.00pm. My work starts approx 7am so by the time i sort out the meetings and work schedules for the day and do the reports amd MI figures it 12.30pm - gives me an hour sto sort out the AW girl as i have Plan a and plan B girl with a couple of reserves depending on where I am.

As far as the wife is concerned she works from 7.00am to 7pm as a head teacher so usually we get home in the evening same time.

Why not DIVORCE - Been married for +30 years - Reason is that I have too much to lose financial - 50/50 split would mean she gets too much of family money instead of the 2 kids - so easier to do what I am doing at present until it goes tits up...

Happy Punting

Totally feel this, Everything in modern society is financial related, alot of my friends dont understand this (having never been married....) 

The problem isnt that i lack imagination its that its totally out of charecter for me to "Nip to the pub" or go meet a friend, without her there.

Didnt think about the gym one though, think im going to steal that!

Offline lovingfacials

Totally feel this, Everything in modern society is financial related, alot of my friends dont understand this (having never been married....) 

The problem isnt that i lack imagination its that its totally out of charecter for me to "Nip to the pub" or go meet a friend, without her there.

Didnt think about the gym one though, think im going to steal that!

get or start a new hobby...........which may mean time away from home  i/e golf or swimming or gym..............or a hobby like buying/selling cars/bikes etc off ebay meaning time away from home to buy/drop off items or a cinema card & take a hobby in cinema & thats only £14 a month..........mates from work/school......... do a course at local colleage or uni

its endless but its not the excuse is the sale

remember you got to sell it & shes got to buy it

Offline mothra

When you no longer get on with your wife and she is no longer interested in sex, there is really no need for an excuse, just come and go as you please.  :(

Offline jemmo

Get divorced what's the point of being with someone if you are looking for excuses so you can cheat on her

Rubbish. Happily married but every now and again I want to fuck a filthy Goddess and do things to her that I wouldn't want to do to the mother of my child.

if you dont have the imagination to come up with various & I mean various ideas your be in trouble my friend.............starting things hard

I agree you need imagination, if your primary excuse gets rumbled you have to be able to improvise and come up with a credible  alternate story otherwise you are rumbled. If your wife is keeping tabs on you so much that you have to report your every move you are way too far under the thumb!

Online CoolTiger

Rubbish. Happily married but every now and again I want to fuck a filthy Goddess and do things to her that I wouldn't want to do to the mother of my child.

Well quoted in the past. Robert De Niro also quoted this in Analyse This.

Tony Montana

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I agree you need imagination, if your primary excuse gets rumbled you have to be able to improvise and come up with a credible  alternate story otherwise you are rumbled. If your wife is keeping tabs on you so much that you have to report your every move you are way too far under the thumb!

Agree.  It is important to have mutual trust, respect and honesty n a relationship if you are going to go off secretly shagging prossies.

 ;)

Offline Tailpipe

Agree.  It is important to have mutual trust, respect and honesty n a relationship if you are going to go off secretly shagging prossies.

 ;)


Very good  :D :D

I try to do things during work hours, then I was 'in a meeting', pulled over for a conference call or travelling.  Alternatively, popping to the shops for a gadget or part for the car...something she has no interest in, the they 'didn't have what I was looking for'

Been with the missus for 16+ years and have the kids, house, friends and security to lose.  Plus I am a man and hard wired to to sow my seed, so need to get together with some fine young WG every now and then.

Offline Lz-129

Get divorced what's the point of being with someone if you are looking for excuses so you can cheat on her

Bloody ell Einstein! Why didn't we all think of that!

Offline willbred

Work, or work-related things. Meeting a friend(s) at a pub ( unspecified) and make sure it's people she doesn't know. The gym. Got an invite to the test match the other day from a client - that got me away for a nice long steamy session!!
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Offline Jeremy

As you're walking out the door and she asks where you're going, just roll your eyes and say in a sarcastic tone "I'm off to shag a prostitute love, obviously" and slam the door. Works for me!

(it doesn't)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2013, 10:05:20 am by Jeremy »

Offline akauya

Get divorced what's the point of being with someone if you are looking for excuses so you can cheat on her

Are you a closet swinger? This is the kind of things swingers post in their forums about married men wanting extra marital shags. Like everything is so black and white isn't it?

Offline Jerico

Wait till she's out with her boyfriend!  She's hardly going to be worrying about what you're upto then.


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