Weathermen said it would be cooler today so I decided to trek down to Soho, well they fucking lied, it was 30 degrees! Good part about it, was that on the way there I saw so much flesh I was hiding my erection on the train with the free paper on more than one occasion.
Got to Oxford St and walked down to Berwick and saw a massive fucking line that looked like it was coming from 70A! Got closer and it was the shop right next door called 'Travis Scott', must be some time of bullshit grand opening, a lot of skater boy types lining up all the way down the street to get in. Great, I thought to myself, as if that stupid Supreme shop on Peter St doesn't ruin business for walk ups enough, with their lot queuing up for miles for a T shirt, or whatever overpriced American bollocks they sell there.
So Berwick was a no go as crowds were lined up right next to the entrance, a shame really as I wanted to update you guys on where Elena has gone and who has taken her place, I wasn't able to do that but I know some good folks tomorrow may do so, so I look forward to reading that.
Went down to Greens Court and it was packed, all the waiters were outside in the chairs because it was so hot. A baldy chef, who was eyeing me up on Tuesday as I was waiting to go in when I was doing my rounds was there again, felt awkward hanging around while he was there, so missed the first flat on Greens Court (as he was sitting with his back to me right there) and went in to the second. It was the same as Tuesday. Kim and Linda, no thanks.
Lisle had Amanda and Malina and the middle flat was busy (Nicky working), decided to go fuck Alice as she had not been slayed by my sword yet. So I went in to the other flat in Lisle St and knocked. Alice popped her blonde head around the door and asked if I'd like to come in, with a friendly smile. Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?!. Was led in and she looked nice, although her belly is not as flat as when she first got to Soho. She also had a patch on her right deltoid, which she told me was a nicotine patch. I asked for sex and we got the business end out of the way, she asked me to strip and left for a couple of minutes. Came back and started talking to me about everyday stuff "Not working today?" etc, then when I pulled my cock out she instantly switched to the "Oh baby it's so big" rubbish. Got the condom out and bizarrely started talking about everyday things again, so my dick went soft, she managed to put the condom on by rubbing my balls and then tried to touch my nipples, I flinched as I don't like that and told her so, she laughed and said she doesn't like it either. I wondered if that was a hint not to touch her boobs. I asked her where she was from and she said "Barcelona, this is a Spanish pussy", she said this all in an accent that wasn't Spanish. Anyway, she quickly lay back spread eagled and said "Come fuck me", I moved in and she guided me in, paying a lot of attention as my dick invaded 'Spain'. Straight away she started with the fake moans "Oooooh baby, yes baby, oh you're so good baby". This really put me off but I felt awkward telling her to shut the fuck up, tried to ignore it and grab her ass but she didn't lift her bottom which made it difficult, so I tried to lift her legs a bit to help me pound her harder but once again she resisted. At this point a review I had read on here about her antics crossed my mind. So I stopped to position myself and looked down at my dick in her pussy for a second and she went "What? what's wrong?",
"Nothing" I said, but she didn't believe me and so arched forward to look at her pussy, I carried on fucking her and she went back to her fake moans and OTT 80's porn monologue but every now and then she would look at her pussy, which ground the action to a halt as she leant forward, it was fucking weird! That's when I remembered the other part of the review, that she kept looking at her pussy with that punter too. This shit really started to put me off so I closed my eyes and thought of my girlfriend's sister and managed to make myself cum in no time.
Alice insisted on taking the condom off me so I let her, she is obviously paranoid about germs. As I was getting changed she stood there and made polite conversation, so I said "Were you afraid of the condom coming off? because you kept looking"
"Yes, a little bit" she conceded, to my surprise.
"Yeah you have to be careful I guess" I said, "As I hear some punters purposely pull it off".
She looked horrified and quickly said "But the lubricant I put on the condom will kill any virus".
At this point I realised that this probably isn't the best job for her. She is a beautlful girl but she is way way too worried about the condom slipping off during sex for anyone to enjoy fucking her. What a dead vibe! kind of reminded me of the time that Roxy admitted to me that she is repulsed by cum (I had whipped the condom off after she sucked me and pulled her close to me side by side as I came on my chest and part of it got her and she leapt out of her skin!
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As for Alice, another negative is that she holds stereotypical views; that all men like their nipples pinched and OTT dirty talk in bed, well some of us just want to be vanilla at times.
6/10 for looks,nice blonde pretty girl.
7/10 for personality.
Somehow, looking like she did she still managed to make sex unenjoyable for me, to the point where I had to mentally make myself cum. This isn't right in any context but even more so when you're paying for it!
Nice girl but I will not be going back.
Next up on my hit list - the mysterious petite Aleena at Bateman, if anyone manages to catch her please report back, as with Scarlett already slayed and Roxy and Elena away, Soho is really scraping the barrel at the mo.
