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Comms:In a word:
Shambolic.
I first contacted Sexy English Kitten (Lauren) 2 years ago via AW email because she never displays her phone number.
It took a month for her to respond, failing to answer any of my basic questions about services. In fact, it took several emails and a few months before she confirmed FK.
I made a booking, but on the day she didn't respond and one day she said she was working, she wasn't.
I did eventually get a telephone number off her and, to cut a long story short, I have texted her on a handful of occasions over the past 2 years, but she never seemed to be working that day - even when she had the green light on.
She has a main job, which curtails her availability, but then doesn't work weekends either. Recently, when I had a day off, I saw her green light was on and made a booking - all by text as she never picks up the phone.
After booking, she pushed it back later, which wasn't a problem. I sent a text asking for confirmation an hour beforehand and didn't receive one back and probably should have bailed. Sure enough, 30mins before time she says she has to cancel or postpone to the next day, by which time I'm virtually there.
After a firm text back to her about wasting 2hrs of my life, she did agree to see me - but 30mins later than planned.
She later said she had got me confused with another punter, but I'm not sure. It's diabolical communication either way.
So why on earth did I persevere? Well, she's English, £80ph and after all the kerfuffle, I was curious and wanted to see something through to the end I guess.
There is a thread about her dire comms, which although dating from 2015, is still relevant IMO.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=56416.msg729931#msg7299Location:Lauren works from a bungalow on housing estate, near Farnham Road on the edge of Slough. It's not her home and a bit of a mess, as previously stated, but not too bad.
The bed was fairly small, the shower was reasonable and fairly clean.
There didn't seem to be a lot of parking, a lot of which is half-on, half-off the curb, but there are no restrictions.
Physical description:Lauren is in her late 20s, with long fair hair, very average looking, short and very plump, with large saggy breasts and unfortunately a protruding gut that hangs over her pants, which is rather off-putting.
As a previous reviewer mentioned, she clearly pulled up her pants and pulled her stomach in on the one and only picture on her profile.
Unfortunately, despite saying I didn't mind waiting for her to shower before the booking and her claiming she was clean, she wasn't quite as fresh as she should have been.
During RO, there were occasional whiffs from both holes - a slight scent of urine and also she farted softly at one point.
Fortunately, she was okay with fingering. While, her fanny tightened up a bit and seemed to enjoy RO and fingering, I don't think she cums very often, so if you achieve it, you're doing well.
Services:FK/DFK, OWO, RO including 69 and face sitting, fingering, mutual masturbation, sex in mish and cowgirl, massage.
Summary:Lauren delivered all the services I asked for and expected - and to a reasonable standard, including FK that was sometimes DFK.
There was some eye contact during the punt and she was very friendly, chatty and easy to please. I think that because she has a main job and doesn't take all that many bookings, she does at least enjoy her sideline.
If she sorted out her comms, got rid of her gut and showered properly before a booking, she would be a good punt at a very reasonable rate, because there aren't many, if any, escorts at £80ph in the Home Counties, certainly who deliver basic services at a decent level and are English.
Topic: Sexy English Kitten, Slough - The punt that took 2 years to arrange (Read 2512 times)
