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Author Topic: The craziest/funniest/dirtiest/kinkiest moment you had with an WG  (Read 8508 times)

Offline scottbowe

There was a recently reported bust-up at a Scottish wedding when the groom left "skidmarks" on the bride's wedding dress after sitting on her lap - yes inadequate wiping combined with Scottish formal dress code an absolute recipe for disaster ...

Classy!  :thumbsup:

Offline tomcat600

He knew she was working but she wasn't 'allowed' to have guys home. It didn't kick off, he had private words with her and left telling her not to be there when he got back. I had to give her a lift to her mums. Bit sad but they made up.

was that toni?

Offline Sam_26

getting nearly fucked to death by two preston girls (kinky)

Any more info on these two girls?

Offline lovingfacials

Any more info on these two girls?

Naughty Naomi of Pink Porn

http://www.ukadultzone.com/FemaleEscort/Preston/Naughty-Naomi/1170.htmler

& her g/f at the time sarah, I know she has an AW page as well

very well known girl in NE
 

Offline CoolTiger

Naughty Naomi of Pink Porn

http://www.ukadultzone.com/FemaleEscort/Preston/Naughty-Naomi/1170.htmler

& her g/f at the time sarah, I know she has an AW page as well

very well known girl in NE
 

She's very popular... not taking on any new clients:

https://www.adultwork.com/143900 or https://www.adultwork.com/naughtynaomi

Offline lovingfacials

I would only go back if she worked withSaarah again - she was cute

NN is madder than a cut snake but my god is great in the room...............(not the best titjob mind)

Anyone seen her latley is Pippa (her mum???) still her receptionist??

Haha I always remember getting to her house & the door is painted vivid pink & thinking WTF then having a wild 3some, haha great memories

Quote from: Captain Kang on July 11, 2013, 09:40:30 pm
He knew she was working but she wasn't 'allowed' to have guys home. It didn't kick off, he had private words with her and left telling her not to be there when he got back. I had to give her a lift to her mums. Bit sad but they made up.

was that toni?

No, honestly no. I've never heard of toni.

A friends birthday treat was a shemale for her and a hotel with a private swimming pool. I drove down from the West country to London, picked up the lady with bits then drove to the cotswolds. She was only booked for an hour but ended up staying all night. Very memorable and another one off the bucket list.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2013, 08:58:26 PM by Petero »

Offline lovingfacials

so you had sex with a bloke overnight???

ooooooooooooooookay, if that flaots your boat, but theres a word for that

GAY

Offline Lz-129

A friends birthday treat was a shemale for her and a hotel with a private swimming pool. I drove down from the West country to London, picked up the lady with bits then drove to the cotswolds. She was only booked for an hour but ended up staying all night. Very memorable and another one off the bucket list.

 :vomit: :vomit:

Lady with bits! Very memorable! I'd hate to see what else you got on your bucket list

Offline Tailpipe

:vomit: :vomit:

Lady with bits! Very memorable! I'd hate to see what else you got on your bucket list

Does that mean they touched each other Lz  :D :D :D :D Male on Male action  ;) ;)

Offline Lz-129

Does that mean they touched each other Lz  :D :D :D :D Male on Male action  ;) ;)

That sounds like freak on male action! Certainly a no no!

Offline Tailpipe

That sounds like freak on male action! Certainly a no no!

Come on not even the smallest of touches in your encounter  :D :D :D

kinkiest moment involved her cuffing me to the bed, blindfolded and then she used her tongue and a variety of implements to tease me to breaking point.

Funniest was when I booked a girl to go dogging and the police pulled up with the girl butt naked riding me and 3 guys watching. I have never seen so many people move so fast in my life, the police had certainly seen everything but all they did was warn us that the area was known for drug users and to be careful. 2 seconds after they departed play was back on with full audience.

Offline Tailpipe

kinkiest moment involved her cuffing me to the bed, blindfolded and then she used her tongue and a variety of implements to tease me to breaking point.

Funniest was when I booked a girl to go dogging and the police pulled up with the girl butt naked riding me and 3 guys watching. I have never seen so many people move so fast in my life, the police had certainly seen everything but all they did was warn us that the area was known for drug users and to be careful. 2 seconds after they departed play was back on with full audience.

I am thinking you need professional help :yahoo: :yahoo:



now do you mean Cock and Ball Torture? or Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, because I have tried the latter and it costs a hell of a lot more per hour than the former :sarcastic:

Offline Tailpipe

now do you mean Cock and Ball Torture? or Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, because I have tried the latter and it costs a hell of a lot more per hour than the former :sarcastic:


 :drinks:

That sounds like freak on male action! Certainly a no no!

:vomit: :vomit:

Lady with bits! Very memorable! I'd hate to see what else you got on your bucket list

Does that mean they touched each other Lz  :D :D :D :D Male on Male action  ;) ;)

LOL! Never say never. I spent several hours with the TS driving her from London and by the time I got to the hotel in the cotswolds I was utterly convinced that she was a women. I wouldn't in a pink fit consider myself gay and a naked man does nothing for me, but next opportunity to bang a shemale....I'm gonna be in like Flynn.. I'm not talking about a bloke in a frock here.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2013, 08:33:47 AM by Petero »

She's very popular... not taking on any new clients:

https://www.adultwork.com/143900 or https://www.adultwork.com/naughtynaomi

Jeez; what memories THAT link brings back! :)

It must be 8 years or more since I last saw her; in one of the Parlours on Bury's Punting Mile - ?Bunty's?

Enhanced tits :thumbsdown: ; but an extremely energetic lass.


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