External Link/Members OnlyAlso known as Peaches and Rosie elsewhere.
I dont punt much in the UK these days, since the Thai scene took a nose dive I've left my whoring around mainly to visits to Thailand. But with months to go I thought Id take a chance on a new girl who looked good and had a decent range of services, advertised as DFK, OWO, CIM, A, RIM, RO, DOM, WS, I'd be a happy chappy with the first 4.
Price £150 for the hour, later reduced to £100 for 30 mins
Booking - No problem through the agency at 2 hours notice texted address and off I went.
The place - basement flat near Paddington, its a bit of a weird set up, you enter through a patio door an you are in the bedroom, could hear some other people in the flat on the way to the bathroom. But nothing too off putting.
The girl - she must be mid to late 20's with in my opinion an amazing body, very tight and toned, she has a cesarean scar but without that you were never guess she has had kids. She has huge boltons for her frame that are recently done, so they still feel very hard and this I dont mind. In my eyes she is a very tidy package just what I like.
Sorted out the money and I was asked to take a shower, no problem for me, so I jumped in for a quick shower, she didnt join me.
Once I'm out of the shower we joke around a bit and she strips off and I cant wait to get my hands on her.
After this things started to go steadily downhill.
My attempts to touch her seem to be tolerated with a forced smile I try to kiss her and get a peck, ok no DFK. She asks me to get on the bed which I do, but seems this way she can control my access to her body better. She asks if I want a massage or sex, sex of course.
I'm waiting to see what she does next and she immediately reaches for the lube and a condom, she has already applied some lube to herself and me before I stop her. Blow job first I tell her, and she says ok but with condom. WTF? To which I reply no, no condom, then she starts getting all pouty and I told her the agency profile says OWO, so we discuss it back and forth and she reluctantly concedes to put my cock in her mouth without a condom, the blow job lasts about 5 seconds before she starts getting pouty again, so I sigh and let her get out the condom. Blowjob with condom lasts about 10 seconds and I can see she is looking to move to sex. I'm not ready for that so I suggest 69, and get a shy shocked look, she reluctantly agrees wipes the lube off and lowers her self onto my face, of course she reverts to a handjob on me but part of me is quite happy I have this perfect pussy on a perfect body in my face so i get to work on it with my tongue. Of course this doesn't last either after not even a minute I get I'm too sensitive from her.
This annoys me as my fallback plan i had formulated when i realised the services were going to be limited had been to just let her be the starfish she wants to be while i explored her body and if she wasn't going to accept RO then that was that plan fucked.
So last resort fuck that pussy and get a good view. We started in doggy but even then she was squirming around, I did however get a goodview of her perfect little arse so I went for the longshot, can I fuck your arse, its on your profile? Guess what? No I dont do that.
Ok so I flipped her over onto her back and slipped a pillow under her arse and went back into the pussy, this was better and she seemed to be a bit more responsive, however she shied away when i tried to kiss her neck, anyway back to pounding away, thinking i might actually cum here. Then she gives a bit of a yelp and asks me to stop. I'm thinking what the fuck now and I pull out and there is blood all over the condom.
We get cleaned up and she knows I haven't cum so I'm offered a handjob to finish. I'm like what? no! I'm done with this.
Anyway I call the agency while still in the room and tell them about the blood, they agree to cut it back to a 30 min booking, and she gave me a 50 quid refund after a call while I have another shower.
As I'm getting dressed I tell her with my pigeon Thai and English exactly what services she is listed as providing, she just replies that she is new. I'm trying to keep things light-hearted but I'm annoyed and want to get out of there.
I suspect her English isn't too bad because she showed signs of selective understanding during the course of the punt.
I have a chat with the agency after i leave to give more detailed feedback and they are quite apologetic, laying the blame with the girl or her manager because all the Thai agencies carry the same service list for her.
In summary she is hot as fuck and if she gave decent service there would be a queue round the block. But the service just isn't there, no kissing nevermind DFK, OWO, RO and A all refused, plus crap delivery of everything else.
