Paige Wilson - Draycott

[billy_91]

I have found paige to be very good and am surprised this was a bad experience.

[mrfishyfoo]

I have found paige to be very good and am surprised this was a bad experience.

Why ?? Care to share ??

[gordon921]

I am surprised, I have seen Paige twice, which is very rare for me to re-visit and still rate her in the top 3 punts I've ever had, hence the reason for the re-visit.
Comms were good, dressed as requested, learnt the lines of some role play before my visit, was talkative and provided everything I wanted and more.

[mrfishyfoo]

I am surprised, I have seen Paige twice, which is very rare for me to re-visit and still rate her in the top 3 punts I've ever had, hence the reason for the re-visit.
Comms were good, dressed as requested, learnt the lines of some role play before my visit, was talkative and provided everything I wanted and more.

Member for 2 years and all of 3 posts. You sir stink of Brasso. 

Have you read my review ?? Do you find my criticism unfounded ??

[James999]

If I don't like to do something I'm not going to something I don't enjoy. I made a few jokes in the booking and he's took them out of context. If I'm so robotic and crap as this man claims then where is all my negative feedback? Oh sorry there is none. He was just not happy that he couldn't get it up and cum. That s not my fault. He's got problems with his penis.. and now I'm getting ripped for it for nothing. If I was that bad why did he want extend.. I couldn't extend due to another booking and I did tell him this. But he forgot to mention it in this un-truthful review.
My body isn't saggy at all its firm and he did compliment on me on my figure. It shows how disrespectuful this awful man is when he is having a personal attack on somebody. Also I wasn't playing with myself all the time I played with myself once. The neck thing is on my profile I can't help what turns me on. I'm am very sensitive down there I can't help that either.

Are you sure this is the work for you, you come accross as very morose, perhaps you'd be more suited to shelf stacking, and I'd suggest at night as you don't seem to be very good with people 

[HailWood]

There is a well known Michelin starred restaurant in Nottingaham. My friend, let's call him Steve, took his wife who is a chef for a meal there on her birthday. She was shown round the kitchens and had a great meal then left a glowing report on Trip Advisor. Another friend, let's call him Gary, went for a meal a few weeks later and it fell well below his expectations so he left a rare negative review for this well known restauranteur. The reply was quick and full of emotion.
Both parties had different experiences and both were entitled to their opinions. The restauranteur should have considered his response for a little longer and made it in less emotional terms.
A negative review on trip advisor does not make for a bad restaurant.  I empathise with Gary but I cannot comment on whether or not this is a good restaurant offering a decent service at its prices as I have not been. When I do then I may comment.

[mrfishyfoo]

There is a well known Michelin starred restaurant in Nottingaham. My friend, let's call him Steve, took his wife who is a chef for a meal there on her birthday. She was shown round the kitchens and had a heat meal then left a glowing report on Trip Advisor. Another friend, let's call him Gary, went for a meal a few weeks later and it fell well below his expectations so he left a rare negative review for this well known restauranteur. The reply was quick and full of emotion.
Both parties had different experiences and both were entitled to their opinions. The restauranteur should have considered his response for a little longer and made it in less emotional terms.
A negative review on trip advisor does not make for a bad restaurant.  I cannot comment on whether this is a good restaurant offering a decent service at its prices, I have not been. When I do then I may comment.

Absolutely fucking hilarious BUT so on point. 

No-one is perfect myself included albeit we are only ever usually remembered for our last fuck-up and how well we dealt with it. 

[NervousJ]

Hilarious, all these positive posts for Paige, not one fucking review....

Maybe they've all been to Sat Bains but not left a review on trip advisor..

All extremely helpful...... Not.......

[HailWood]

Hilarious, all these positive posts for Paige, not one fucking review....

Maybe they've all been to Sat Bains but not left a review on trip advisor..

All extremely helpful...... Not.......

Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy - check your facts please
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147118.0

[NervousJ]

Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy - check your facts please
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147118.0

Mike, I know you have, but you haven't crawled out of the woodwork, you're always here.....

Sorry mike, re reading that, it did look like I was having a dig at your post, I wasn't at all.... It was the other imposters. I just liked  your restaurant analogy....

[mrfishyfoo]

Hilarious, all these positive posts for Paige, not one fucking review....

Maybe they've all been to Sat Bains but not left a review on trip advisor..

All extremely helpful...... Not.......

WHITE KNIGHT FANBOY CUNTS !!!

I'll let MrMTB off as he's allowed an opinion IMHO as at least he's actually dined at the restaurant in question (Paige's) and submitted his review to Trip Advisor. 

[HailWood]

Cheers Jimmy and Mr FF!!! You know I'm a straight up sort of chap.

[Iloveoral]

I also noticed as Jim that an amazing amount of people have seen Paige and had a great time but failed to review, surely if your on a punting forum and you've had such great times you would have shared the experiences?

[mrfishyfoo]

......surely if your on a punting forum and you've had such great times you would have shared the experiences?

Not if your a leeching cunt you won't. 

Fanboys like to "treat her well" and "want to keep her for themselves". 

[The Owl]

"Hello strange punter I've never met before, could you please grab me by the throat whilst I have a wank' must be one of the craziest things an escort can ask for. It's probably not far behind allowing a new punter to tie you up and blindfold you for sex.

 

[mrfishyfoo]

.......It's probably not far behind allowing a new punter to tie you up and blindfold you for sex.

 

Hmmmm....Houston we have an issue as they let me do that all the time. 

My latest podge was a 14 hour overnighter and it was a first meeting. One of the most extreme facefucking bondage sessions I've been involved in for years albeit we met first, and had an hours none sexual getting to know you after 2 very long phone calls, before she jumped on me.

The review is a work in progress.

[demonic]

It's probably not far behind allowing a new punter to tie you up and blindfold you for sex.

 

MrFF +1 .... have to agree. My reviews of Melissa of Sheffield described exactly what you say is unheard of ....

[mrfishyfoo]

MrFF +1 .... have to agree. My reviews of Melissa of Sheffield described exactly what you say is unheard of ....

Think the "issue" is more one of "comfort".

I'll happily tie a lass up if she wants me to BUT if she asks me to "strangle"  her that really does fuck all for me.

If Paiges fluffies are happy to "strangle" her that's for them to do.

I say NO THANK YOU.

[Kendrig]

Why can't she just put on a blindfold, choke on my cock and I can hold her nose.

These things happen, if it's comfortable and the vibes feel right nothing wrong with testing a few boundaries.

There's one lass I know who likes nothing better than being taken doggy in the bathroom, with her head down down the toilet and flushing it. Just makes me chuckle, bastard toilet cisterns take too long to fill up for the second flush.

[mrfishyfoo]

....bastard toilet cisterns take too long to fill up for the second flush.

FFS that's red wine I just sprayed on a cream carpet. 

Link please. 

.....and a review as it would you've been holdig back you fluffy twat. 

[HailWood]

There's one lass I know who likes nothing better than being taken doggy in the bathroom, with her head down down the toilet and flushing it. Just makes me chuckle, bastard toilet cisterns take too long to fill up for the second flush.
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Wow - could there be such a thing as a waterboarding fetish?

[mrfishyfoo]

Wow - could there be such a thing as a waterboarding fetish?

Sure is. 

I used to know a lass, before she retired, that was into "drowning". Very much NOT my thing. 

There's a "kink/fetish" for more "things" than I care to think about.

This is why ground rules and "comfort" are so damned important.

[Ali Katt]

She's a pleasant enough lass BUT her REFUSAL to kiss properly and offer RCG killed it.

Fucking shite attitude IMHO. 

I don't fucking care if she likes my beard or not. I don't care if she'd had a hard work out the night before. She was getting well compensated for her time so she should have risen above it.

She is fit but her pictures are doctored, her stretch marks are all airbrushed out for a start. 

In all fairness we don't know the size of the beard.

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[Flunt]

In all fairness we don't know the size of the beard.

I was going to post this:

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[Ali Katt]

I was going to post this:

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He's not Captain Birdseye, he's Captain eye for the birds.

[Flunt]

I was thinking fishy fingers

[mrfishyfoo]

In all fairness we don't know the size of the beard.

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Cheeky twat 

TBH it's more like designer stubble as I keep it close trimmed, about 4mm so similar to the trimmed hair she has on her fanny, with a moustache that does not pass below my top lip.

She's the first lass EVER to complain about it.

[Kendrig]

Cheeky twat 

TBH it's more like designer stubble as I keep it close trimmed, about 4mm so similar to the trimmed hair she has on her fanny, with a moustache that does not pass below my top lip.

She's the first lass EVER to complain about it.

Maybe she should grow some facial hair, as we say there's all kind of fetish

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[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe she should grow some facial hair, as we say there's all kind of fetish

There's nowt wrong with Paiges look.

IMHO she's a pretty lass....with a shite attitude....least it was for me. 

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FFS I feel mentally scarred after looking at "that". 

[Ali Katt]

FFS I feel mentally scarred after looking at "that". 

Nice tits though and the beard gives you something to hold onto.

[mrfishyfoo]

Nice tits though and the beard gives you something to hold onto.

Nah I prefer the other one as I could strangle the twat with that beard. 

[Iloveoral]

I could have sworn I just read Mike say some bird takes it doggy whilst her head is in the shitter and she loves the cold flush...... damn I live a sheltered life, I'd be up for doing her  sounds much better an adventure than Paige 

[mrfishyfoo]

I could have sworn I just read Mike say some bird takes it doggy whilst her head is in the shitter and she loves the cold flush...... damn I live a sheltered life, I'd be up for doing her  sounds much better an adventure than Paige 

Nooo that was Kendrig...I don't think Mikethebike is depraved enough, well not yet anyway, to flush a lass as he fucks her. 

Brings a whole new dimension to watersports doesn't it. 

[Kendrig]

Nooo that was Kendrig...I don't think Mikethebike is depraved enough, well not yet anyway, to flush a lass as he fucks her. 

Brings a whole new dimension to watersports doesn't it. 

I only write fluffy reviews, the more multi-dimensional I tend to keep a lot of the details away from reviews. I only go for massages now, I'm a changed man

Mike does like a bit of cuckold though. Now that would be something new   mmmmmmm

[Cameron70]

I'll add myself to this thread, as some of you guys who've never probably met her are offering an opinion which is well off the mark...

Paige was by a fair margin the best i've met in quite some time, so i'll stand and be counted against the bull$hit on this thread, I think
one bad review against hundreds that loved the time spent with her says a lot.

Think this thread serves little purpose really.

[mrfishyfoo]

I'll add myself to this thread, as some of you guys who've never probably met her are offering an opinion which is well off the mark...

Paige was by a fair margin the best i've met in quite some time, so i'll stand and be counted against the bull$hit on this thread, I think
one bad review against hundreds that loved the time spent with her says a lot.

Think this thread serves little purpose really.

You sir stink of Brasso. 

Have you read my review ?? Do you find my criticism unfounded ??

[PepeMAGA]

I'll add myself to this thread, as some of you guys who've never probably met her are offering an opinion which is well off the mark...

Paige was by a fair margin the best i've met in quite some time, so i'll stand and be counted against the bull$hit on this thread, I think
one bad review against hundreds that loved the time spent with her says a lot.

Think this thread serves little purpose really.

Haha hahaha
Hard to tell if he's a troll or a white Knight.

[HailWood]

I only write fluffy reviews, the more multi-dimensional I tend to keep a lot of the details away from reviews. I only go for massages now, I'm a changed man

Mike does like a bit of cuckold though. Now that would be something new   mmmmmmm

At heart I am a fluffy pleaser. I would only flush the girls head if it genuinely turned her on.
Have decided parties are not for me but I'm setting up an MMF with a well known Notts lass. Want to try DP (just make sure there are no crossed swords  )

[redt4]

At heart I am a fluffy pleaser. I would only flush the girls head if it genuinely turned her on.
Have decided parties are not for me but I'm setting up an MMF with a well known Notts lass. Want to try DP (just make sure there are no crossed swords  )

Mmf can be alot of fun, done a couple now and enjoy them as something different every now and again.

[Iloveoral]

I'll add myself to this thread, as some of you guys who've never probably met her are offering an opinion which is well off the mark...

Paige was by a fair margin the best i've met in quite some time, so i'll stand and be counted against the bull$hit on this thread, I think
one bad review against hundreds that loved the time spent with her says a lot.

Think this thread serves little purpose really.

Thanks for your opinion matey and goodbye 

[vw]

2 hours and no release!fuck. 
I was contemplating seeing her, inspired a lot by the face she pulls on fake taxi when her head is poking through the window (what?).
don't think I fancy the choking thing either. not erotic for me and really a bit dumb on her part asking a complete stranger she has no chemistry with to do that.

The choking this is the only thing that attracts her to me, would have to be mutual though i am s choke switch.

Think fishy must a trick there, unless his webbed hands are not up to it.

[vw]

I'll happily tie a lass up if she wants me to BUT if she asks me to "strangle"  her that really does fuck all for me.

Sorry you had a bad time sounds unpleasant, out of interest does your agency babe not do that strangling lark ?

Could be worse I got the living daylights fucked out of me by an agency lass earlier this evening.

Thank fuck for a trusted agency lass.

It was....I got fucked to death by an agency fave of mine

You seem smitten with this agency ?   

[CoolTiger]

Good to see you back, VW!!

[vw]

Good to see you back, VW!!

thanks CT   

[Tallboy2]

thanks CT   

Where have you been VW? I missed you

[vw]

Where have you been VW? I missed you

Been busy having fun, glad you missed me.   

[cueball]

Sorry you had a bad time sounds unpleasant, out of interest does your agency babe not do that strangling lark ?


You seem smitten with this agency ?   

That's interesting, fishy does seem smitten with this unreviewed one. Maybe he's keeping herself all to himself    .... could be the fish is in lurve 

If she's a regular of fishy's she'll be a fat un.... all the chocolate and wine he takes ain't good for the waistline 

Good to see you back on the boards vw

[vw]

That's interesting, fishy does seem smitten with this unreviewed one. Maybe he's keeping herself all to himself    .... could be the fish is in lurve 

If she's a regular of fishy's she'll be a fat un.... all the chocolate and wine he takes ain't good for the waistline 

Good to see you back on the boards vw

Funny meeting you in the EM 

Fishy does seem smitten with the prossie or the agency, not sure which yet, maybe the phone girl is nice too.   

[cueball]

Funny meeting you in the EM 

Fishy does seem smitten with the prossie or the agency, not sure which yet, maybe the phone girl is nice too.   

Yes, I Just happened to be strolling through and noticed you're back 

Maybe the agency have a grey beards welcome policy.... beggers can't be choosers when you look like a tramp 

[mrfishyfoo]

Sorry you had a bad time sounds unpleasant, out of interest does your agency babe not do that strangling lark ?


You seem smitten with this agency ?   

Why thank you oh inconspicuous one. 

Not smitten......just a good fuck.