I had arranged to meet a friend in brum. We had a quick catch up over a jar, then he went to a punt he'd arranged off AW, while I made my way to erotic studio, (a brothel by snow hill) I had my mind set on seeing Caprise, after reading Bearcats review of her.
External Link/Members OnlyI arrive at the joint around 12pm. I ring the buzzer and am buzzed in through the big black gate. The maid opens the door. Not one of the most friendliest of welcomes if I'm honest, but hey ho, I can live with that. After confirming I'd been before I'm told to go to room 2 (same room I'd shagged Ella in) and wait for the girls to introduce themselves.
Caprise came in first, this is the one I came to see. Not really my type at all, polish girl with bleached hair tied back, bit of a jelly belly going on, not a particularly attractive face, must be a size 14. Having said all that, I don't mind if they're a bit rough around the edges, providing the service is top notch.
Bit of a mix up next, which I only fully understood after! Caprise said I can have her now, but in 10 minutes time I couldn't. This threw me a bit, confusing for me
So I say "yeah I want you" with that she starts removing her bra. But I wanted to see the other 2 first, just in case there's something better on offer, I tell her this, and off she trots. It's then another 5 mins
before Chloe walks in and introduces herself. An English lady. I wasn't impressed.
Must be 40-45. Again at least a size 14, around 5" 6' no make-up on, with brunette hair. A tad unkempt, rough frumpy looking burd who you wouldn't look twice at in the street. She had a few body tattoos, and I noticed a home made one on her forearm, some blokes name, I think. The only compliments I could give her would be she has a dirty looking face, and big saggy tits.
Chloe trots off, meantime I take the opportunity to make myself more at home and remove some of my clothing, and I strip down to my boxers. Eventually Eden comes in, again I was not impressed at all! A taller, broader English lady, around 40 and another size 14. As she turns to leave I ask if there's anymore, and am told "no!" So I request Caprise. "She's busy now" was the reply. Then the penny dropped. Shit!!
So now I had the choice of two equally unattractive girls (IMO) with no reviews to their name. But my balls were bursting, and I'm standing there practically naked. So I tell Eden I want Chloe, (at least she had a dirty looking face). There are no pics of both Chloe and Eden in the gallery. So I can only assume they're relatively new?
I wait another long period for Chloe to return, whilst I'm waiting I whip off my boxers. Then the maid came in for payment (I weren't expecting her
). I ask her if Chloe does FK. Her reply was "not tongues, I don't think, ask her when she returns." So I pay her my £50 for 30 mins. I decline the offer of a drink of water, and off she pops.
So I lye on the bed starkers awaiting Chloe's return. She reappears eventually and sits on the bed next to my head. I ask about FK. She says "so long as you don't shove your tongue down my throat." Not a great sign, I thought. Then she starts moaning how busy she's been, and how knackered she is, and she's been run off her feet.
Ffs it's only mid day, they've only been open a hour or so. Fuck knows what she's like at around 8pm. There was more energy and enthusiasm in one of my wet farts!
Off comes the bra, and she climbs on top. She asks if I want OWO as an extra for £10. I didn't. She starts rubbing her saggy tits over my chest, and eventually over my cock. Took some time to reach firmness, she just wasn't turning me on. Went in for a smooch, just got a few little pecks. Then her hair kept purposely covering her face, so I couldn't kiss her, and a few times she'd turn her cheek.
She slips a rubber on for a bit of OW. Felt nice actually, working the full shaft, with loads of good eye contact.
Next she slips me in her cunt CG. TBF that felt OK. But was very brief, before she asks me to get on top. I ask for doggy instead. It was one of them, where you can't see the cunt. So I'm guided in, and begin at a nice steady pace. A lot of over the top very fake ohhs and ahhs going on. But unfortunately she's very loose, and I can hardly feel anything. So I start fucking her frantically, attempting to feel a bit of friction on my cock. But alas, couldn't feel a thing. Just got fucking knackered! I pull out and ask for missionary. Amazingly she said "what's that?" FFS comes to something when you have to explain to a 45 year old prostitute what missionary is.
While I'm explaining, despite a bit of chemical assistance a hour prior, I'm losing wood! She just wasn't doing it for me. I tell her I'm going soft. She asks if I want a HJ. So I thought yes, and let's get out of here! Suppose it weren't a bad HJ, with her spitting on it now and then.
Don't think I'll be rushing back to this joint, if this is the standard of girls they're taking on!
Oh boy do I wish I'd stuck with Caprise at the beginning!
