Rubenesqueruby23 - Penarth - Cardiff Incall

[Tallorder]

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So...where do we start.

Ones fat, ones thin, and they're both fucking ugly.

Blondie (fatty) opened the door, I had high hopes for the brunette, but that was also a let down. She was almost like a crack whore. Really skinny and covered in cheap tattoos.
Both had been smoking weed too.
Blonde was experienced and brunette was a bit nervous.

This is how my fable went down.

Bent them both over and took turns in fucking them doggy.  They weren't really attractive the loud gangster black music was off putting.
Oral that was received at the start was covered and shit.
Brunette had a small mouth so oral was ok. Equally she had the tighter pussy.

After 3" minutes I mounted the blonde an started thinking of a girl
I fucked from tinder last week and eventually shot my load.

Negatives:
Unattractive
Poor service

Pros:
£120 for two hookers for 30 min.

In summary:

Save your money!

[mrdiamond77]

Thanks for the review.  Sorry you did not have a good punt.  If the fact that they were unattractive would not put me off then playing loud gangster (c)rap  surely would.

[np500]

No disrespect mate, but if You can get shags on tinder why are you spending £ 120 on these ? I know I wouldn't, don't know the standard of the tinder lasses ? But If I was still to punt I'd be saving it up for the best girls, top 3sums etc , but thanks for the review, you'll have saved some of parting with that money.

[Steelworker]

Tallorder, you've had a grim couple of experiences lately. Sorry about this but good on you for telling us all and in an entertaining way. MrD, nice humour 

[np500]

Thanks for the review.  Sorry you did not have a good punt.  If the fact that they were unattractive would not put me off then playing loud gangster (c)rap  surely would.

Agree mr D , that music would have finished me off well before the oral with ! , i Often wonder why a girl in her 20's thinks a bloke in his fifties ( me ) wants to listen to probably the most irrelevant, irritating, ffs type of music in the world today, do thay genuinely think I'm very impressed by this music so much so that I'll go out and buy a stormsy c d , and ditch my hundreds of rock c d's in homage to said artist ?

[mrdiamond77]

Agree mr D , that music would have finished me off well before the oral with ! , i Often wonder why a girl in her 20's thinks a bloke in his fifties ( me ) wants to listen to probably the most irrelevant, irritating, ffs type of music in the world today, do thay genuinely think I'm very impressed by this music so much so that I'll go out and buy a stormsy c d , and ditch my hundreds of rock c d's in homage to said artist ?

I remember my last visit to Ambassador's on City Road before I started seeing Indie girls.  They were playing that shite music very loud.  Even the girl I saw said she hated it and wished they turned it off.  I never went back.  Thank god most Indie girls usually have other/quieter/better(not hard that one) types of music playing.

[np500]

Agree , the customer is alway right, thay should check with the punter to check if the music is o k , as you don't want your customers wanting to get out as quick as possible do you ! Or do thay ?

[Punting_Mad]

Why did you go through with it if you thought they were ugly and drugged right at the start

[np500]

Why did you go through with it if you thought they were ugly and drugged right at the start

I'd have gone home and logged on to tinder if I was the o p.

[Steelworker]

I don't even know what that is. 

[np500]

I don't even know what that is. 

Tinder or fat bird ?
Tinder is an site you can link up with the ladies of your choice for  sex ! I'm told by the younger guys I work with !

[Steelworker]

I know what a fat bird is. 

[np500]

I know what a fat bird is. 

Good lad, I do , but I don't, if you get my drift , and to be honest, I've heard of tinder , but that's it !

[mrdiamond77]

Why did you go through with it if you thought they were ugly and drugged right at the start

Yes, I would have walked if I thought they were on drugs, and ugly too for that matter.

[Tallorder]

On the tinder comment.

Threesome for £120 or spend hours chatting shit to girls telling them what they want to hear then take them on a date etc.
Don't get me wrong some are easy.

Hookers for fun

Tinder for something a bit more regular and free.

Sometimes dickhead makes the decisions and I have to pay for it.

[np500]

Yep, all true. Sadly !

[STAR-LORD]

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So...where do we start.

Ones fat, ones thin, and they're both fucking ugly.

Blondie (fatty) opened the door, I had high hopes for the brunette, but that was also a let down. She was almost like a crack whore. Really skinny and covered in cheap tattoos.
Both had been smoking weed too.
Blonde was experienced and brunette was a bit nervous.

This is how my fable went down.

Bent them both over and took turns in fucking them doggy.  They weren't really attractive the loud gangster black music was off putting.
Oral that was received at the start was covered and shit.
Brunette had a small mouth so oral was ok. Equally she had the tighter pussy.

After 3" minutes I mounted the blonde an started thinking of a girl
I fucked from tinder last week and eventually shot my load.

Negatives:
Unattractive
Poor service

Pros:
£120 for two hookers for 30 min.

In summary:

Save your money!

Sorry you had a crap booking, but the full monty reference creased me! 

[Tallorder]

I was hoping some one would bring it up haha

[Punting_Mad]

I still don't understand why you went through with it.. Your description of fat / skinny.. crack whore.. smoking weed.. the whole thing

I don't get it...

[Punting_Mad]

Been reading your posts since you've been a member..

[foreverhung]

Nothing worse than seeing a Rhino arse from putting you off a fuck in the first place is it?

[Tallorder]

Punting mad.

I've asked myself that.

My previous review. Well if someone has driven 1 hour to see you and they're already in, it's hard to tell her to leave.

When you've already paid, but only seen one of the girls your about to fuck on a house where their boyfriends are probably in then it's also hard to say I want my money back.

Could I have avoided both scenarios?!...sure!
 Not made the booking and done some research, but there wasn't anything about them
Other than fake aw feedback.

At least I've wasted my money so you guys don't have to