suzy cortez

[grandaddybadman]

Where is suzy cortez, I wanted to see her this week? has she left England or retired?

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[Brazilian Martian]

Why would you create a thread like this when you could of easily just looked at a old review to find her AW account then you can see if she's working or not 

[puntingpumping1920]

Nearly 1million followers and she's selling her pussy for 100 quid
 
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[grandaddybadman]

Why would you create a thread like this when you could of easily just looked at a old review to find her AW account then you can see if she's working or not 

because her aw account is shut down.

[Anadin]

Why would you create a thread like this when you could of easily just looked at a old review to find her AW account then you can see if she's working or not 

I was thinking the same. Anyway her ad is available on London Backpage now.

[grandaddybadman]

Nearly 1million followers and she's selling her pussy for 100 quid
 
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Some people buy their internet popularity and followers i am not saying she does but I don't put too much value into how many followers or views a person has.

[Link7]

To be fair there are a lot of nobodies with a similar number of followers

I've said it before, I swear she is mainly famous on this site? don't know anybody else who's aware of her, at least in this country

Some of the comments on the reviews..certain guys thought they were punting Beyoncé 

[tantric talents]

Her aw is still live. What's all the fuss about? 
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[Link7]

Her aw is still live. What's all the fuss about? 
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Think that was an old profile. Last login was a while ago.

This was the latest profile: External Link/Members Only   Better review score to be fair. Still not famous though!

[Anadin]

Her aw is still live. What's all the fuss about? 
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That's an old long dead AW page, she had another which is gone.

To be fair there are a lot of nobodies with a similar number of followers

I've said it before, I swear she is mainly famous on this site? don't know anybody else who's aware of her, at least in this country

She seems to be in the Sun every other week. I'd say she's famous but barely a Z-Lister.

[peter purves]

That's an old long dead AW page, she had another which is gone.

She seems to be in the Sun every other week. I'd say she's famous but barely a Z-Lister.

Daily Star features her too from time to time

[grandaddybadman]

I don't care if she is famous, I just want to give her 30 seconds of some grandaddy lovin' and make her fall in love with her job again.
She is a good looking moth@f£k@, i'll make her happy.

[Brazilian Martian]

To be fair there are a lot of nobodies with a similar number of followers

I've said it before, I swear she is mainly famous on this site? don't know anybody else who's aware of her, at least in this country

Some of the comments on the reviews..certain guys thought they were punting Beyoncé 

Spot on, she does seem to have a few white knights one who has been banned that wanker Sunil_N and another one called honest punter that seems to jump to her defence whenever i talk badmouth her.

As for celebrity she's done a few spreads in playboy Mexico loool like come on and she's shaked her ass on tv in brazil a few times. If she was to walk the streets in são paulo she would not be hounded for pics or autographs so whenever I see people refer to her as a celebrity it puts my back up 

[peter purves]

Spot on, she does seem to have a few white knights one who has been banned that wanker Sunil_N and another one called honest punter that seems to jump to her defence whenever i talk badmouth her.

As for celebrity she's done a few spreads in playboy Mexico loool like come on and she's shaked her ass on tv in brazil a few times. If she was to walk the streets in são paulo she would not be hounded for pics or autographs so whenever I see people refer to her as a celebrity it puts my back up 

However, to be fair, just by a process of logical reasoning, just because she may not be bum-rushed (excuse the pun  ) in Sao Paulo, does not rule out the possibility that she is a 'celebrity' or has 'celebrity status' elsewhwere

[Brazilian Martian]

Nearly 1million followers and she's selling her pussy for 100 quid
 
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Looool me and claretandblue said the same thing last year have you ever heard of a celebrity selling their pussy out of the holiday Inn hotel

[Brazilian Martian]

However, to be fair, just by a process of logical reasoning, just because she may not be bum-rushed (excuse the pun  ) in Sao Paulo, does not rule out the possibility that she is a 'celebrity' or has 'celebrity status' elsewhwere

Why would a celebrity sell their body ? For so little, read some of her old positives she seems to talk to guys about how she has a successful business back home and she's only doing this.

She has more followers than Monica Santhiago or any other brazilian porn star but yet her price is so cheap?

No offence meant but the guy that started this whole celebrity talk about her what happend to him ? oh yeah he got banned for being a fucking weirdo.

Certain prossies have a habit for attracting weirdos, touts,knights 

[peter purves]

Why would a celebrity sell their body ? For so little, read some of her old positives she seems to talk to guys about how she has a successful business back home and she's only doing this.

She has more followers than Monica Santhiago or any other brazilian porn star but yet her price is so cheap

I am not sure why she does...'Prossie logic' as someone else I know might say  . No seriously, it would be interesting to understand the reasons behind her thinking. Again, just because she charges cheap I do not think is necessarily an indicator, there are many webcam girls who are charging 3x as much as her on AW.

Finally, I think everyone is a 'celebrity' now from X-Factor to Big Brother etc

Point taken about the white knight-ers !!

[claretandblue]

I still want to fuck her 

[Link7]

just because she charges cheap I do not think is necessarily an indicator

Please post links to some other celebrities with over 20 reviews on UKPunting.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. 

[peter purves]

Please post links to some other celebrities with over 20 reviews on UKPunting.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. 

Sorry, I do not understand what you are suggesting vis-a-vis what I have actually said, would you like to clarify?

[peter purves]

Please post links to some other celebrities with over 20 reviews on UKPunting.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. 

Aww I think I understand your reasoning!!

Following the 'If it looks like a duck line of reasoning:

The AW cam girls charging £300 and/or more per hour must do so because they are worth it = Suzy Cortez charges £100 for 30 minutes because she is 'cheap'. Mutatis Mutandis.

Like I suggested the pricing is not an indicator.

[Link7]

lol

I'm suggesting that low price is indicative of being a nobody.

If it looks/swims/quacks like a duck = the Duck Test. ie. something is probably exactly what it seems to be.

[peter purves]

lol

I'm suggesting that low price is indicative of being a nobody.

If it looks/swims/quacks like a duck = the Duck Test. ie. something is probably exactly what it seems to be.

I know you are

However, when 'nobodys' (with less 'status' than Suzy Cortez) charge £300/hr then your position cannot necessarily be true

[Link7]

At the risk of starting a philosophy argument:

(From wikipedia) "Abductive reasoning  is a form of logical inference which starts with an observation then seeks to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In abductive reasoning, unlike in deductive reasoning, the premises do not guarantee the conclusion. One can understand abductive reasoning as inference to the best explanation."

AW girls who charge £300 look like deluded nobodies. Because nobody has heard of them, the best explanation for their high price is delusion, rather than fame. This is entirely consistent with the observation that low price is indicative of being a nobody. The best explanation for Suzy Cortez's low price is that she is a nobody.

[Anadin]

I still want to fuck her 

Yeah and I would have too but the no Reverse O thing is a bit too much for me.

[peter purves]

At the risk of starting a philosophy argument:

(From wikipedia) "Abductive reasoning  is a form of logical inference which starts with an observation then seeks to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In abductive reasoning, unlike in deductive reasoning, the premises do not guarantee the conclusion. One can understand abductive reasoning as inference to the best explanation."

AW girls who charge £300 look like deluded nobodies. Because nobody has heard of them, the best explanation for their high price is delusion, rather than fame. This is entirely consistent with the observation that low price is indicative of being a nobody. The best explanation for Suzy Cortez's low price is that she is a nobody.

Well reasoned but there is only one problem we already know Suzy Cortez is above a 'nobody' status. Otherwise she would not be used to promote footballing events unlike other WGs

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[Link7]

Well reasoned but there is only one problem we already know Suzy Cortez is above a 'nobody' status. Otherwise she would not be used to promote footballing events unlike other WGs
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Lol fair enough mate. Although it really depends on the definition of 'nobody'.... only joking, let's leave it there.

[peter purves]

Lol fair enough mate. Although it really depends on the definition of 'nobody'.... only joking, let's leave it there.

 

[Candyman]

She is not actually using her 'celebrity' status though. She doesn't mention anywhere on her profiles that she is Suzy Cortez. If she did she could probably get a few clients at the £300p/h+ rate (I certainly wouldnt be one of them!)

I've noticed she is up with some agencies for very high rates but does not use the name Suzy

[peter purves]

She is not actually using her 'celebrity' status though. She doesn't mention anywhere on her profiles that she is Suzy Cortez. If she did she could probably get a few clients at the £300p/h+ rate (I certainly wouldnt be one of them!)

I've noticed she is up with some agencies for very high rates but does not use the name Suzy

Good point about not using her status. Out of interest what websites is she on?

Cheers!

[Link7]

She is not actually using her 'celebrity' status though. She doesn't mention anywhere on her profiles that she is Suzy Cortez. If she did she could probably get a few clients at the £300p/h+ rate (I certainly wouldnt be one of them!)

I've noticed she is up with some agencies for very high rates but does not use the name Suzy

Wait, what? She is using an alias, yes. But she is using it to try and earn £100 a pop from selling her body. If anybody can post me links of another celeb that does this, that would be great.

I find the suggestion that she could charge £300 an hour by adding the name Suzy Cortez unhelpful and unsubstantiated. This is just another way of asserting that she is a big name. I find the insistence of people on this point quite staggering.

[peter purves]

Wait, what? She is using an alias, yes. But she is using it to try and earn £100 a pop from selling her body. If anybody can post me links of another celeb that does this, that would be great.

I find the suggestion that she could charge £300 an hour by adding the name Suzy Cortez unhelpful and unsubstantiated. This is just another way of asserting that she is a big name. I find the insistence of people on this point quite staggering.

Too be fair, her or anyone can charge £ 300, I was just reading GLM review where an unknown teenager is charging £230/hr.

I think it is fair to assume she can whether she is 'known' or 'unknown'. If she is unknown then she can attempt to use her body, bum and looks. If she is 'known' then she can utilise the aforesaid as well as her name etc.

Equally it could be said that it is strange how some keep insisting she is not a 'celebrity' etc etc?

There is a huge difference between having an apparent 'distate' (thought long and hard of what adjective to use here) of a particular WG and the 'facts' surrounding her. There  needs to be a separation of the two, or at the very least an open admission of 'distaste', otherwise we are just debating from 'emotions' and not 'rationally'.

[peter purves]

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[Gentlelovemaking]

Too be fair, her or anyone can charge £ 300, I was just reading GLM review where an unknown teenager is charging £230/hr.

I think it is fair to assume she can whether she is 'known' or 'unknown'. If she is unknown then she can attempt to use her body, bum and looks. If she is 'known' then she can utilise the aforesaid as well as her name etc.

Equally it could be said that it is strange how some keep insisting she is not a 'celebrity' etc etc?

There is a huge difference between having an apparent 'distate' (thought long and hard of what adjective to use here) of a particular WG and the 'facts' surrounding her. There  needs to be a separation of the two, or at the very least an open admission of 'distaste', otherwise we are just debating from 'emotions' and not 'rationally'.

I feel pricing is based on how you want to position yourself in the market. When I met Suzy it was £100/30mins and she was good fun, she didn't have the skill to do a longer booking imo hence why she told me she prefers 30min bookings. This will get loads of punters through the door and make sure your phone always rings.

Loubb98 feels being 19 and having the ASSets she possesses makes her a rare commodity therefore the law of supply and demand pushes her price up where only Punters who have a specific desire for her will book her and happily pay over the odds.

Suzy Cortez posted up on Snapchat today so I imagine she's working (she was laying on a bed)

[Trenlover]

does she do kissing in her punts

[Anadin]

does she do kissing in her punts

Nope nor DATY.

[Link7]

Too be fair, her or anyone can charge £ 300, I was just reading GLM review where an unknown teenager is charging £230/hr.

I think it is fair to assume she can whether she is 'known' or 'unknown'. If she is unknown then she can attempt to use her body, bum and looks. If she is 'known' then she can utilise the aforesaid as well as her name etc.

Equally it could be said that it is strange how some keep insisting she is not a 'celebrity' etc etc?

There is a huge difference between having an apparent 'distate' (thought long and hard of what adjective to use here) of a particular WG and the 'facts' surrounding her. There  needs to be a separation of the two, or at the very least an open admission of 'distaste', otherwise we are just debating from 'emotions' and not 'rationally'.

Of course, I realise that a WG is able to set her rates at whatever level she chooses.

Based on looks - I don't know, maybe she could charge £300, yeah. But Candyman did not say she could charge more because she's attractive enough. He said she could charge £300 if she advertised who she really was. That is the part I don't understand - why the name Suzy Cortez would add £200 value.

I don't understand your last paragraph about separating emotions from rationality, so I can't respond to that. I think all my comments have been sufficiently rational? I don't even think you're fluffy over Suzy Cortez, I think you just like arguing, especially with me.

[peter purves]

Of course, I realise that a WG is able to set her rates at whatever level she chooses.

Based on looks - I don't know, maybe she could charge £300, yeah. But Candyman did not say she could charge more because she's attractive enough. He said she could charge £300 if she advertised who she really was. That is the part I don't understand - why the name Suzy Cortez would add £200 value.

I don't understand your last paragraph about separating emotions from rationality, so I can't respond to that. I think all my comments have been sufficiently rational? I don't even think you're fluffy over Suzy Cortez, I think you just like arguing, especially with me.

 

Tbh, you are correct, I am not her biggest fan, nor do I think she has a nice butt but that is my own opinion. You are correct that I like what I will call the 'discussion' with you because even though I think you may, in my own opinion been off the mark in this particular thread. What I cannot deny is that they have been cogently argued and they do have some merits to it...So you've found me out 

To be fair to Candyman, I read his post as being that Suzy Cortez does actually in fact advertise herself at a much higher rate with presumably 'higher class' agencies than her usually AW and BP profile. In the first half of his post he makes a supposition but concludes that she does advertise with agencies

She is not actually using her 'celebrity' status though. She doesn't mention anywhere on her profiles that she is Suzy Cortez. If she did she could probably get a few clients at the £300p/h+ rate (I certainly wouldnt be one of them!)

I've noticed she is up with some agencies for very high rates but does not use the name Suzy

Hence why I asked him what are these agencies??

[Brazilian Martian]

Wait, what? She is using an alias, yes. But she is using it to try and earn £100 a pop from selling her body. If anybody can post me links of another celeb that does this, that would be great.

I find the suggestion that she could charge £300 an hour by adding the name Suzy Cortez unhelpful and unsubstantiated. This is just another way of asserting that she is a big name. I find the insistence of people on this point quite staggering.

Spot on some people can't help themselves

[Brazilian Martian]

Well reasoned but there is only one problem we already know Suzy Cortez is above a 'nobody' status. Otherwise she would not be used to promote footballing events unlike other WGs

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First I've ever heard of sputniknews in my 33 years. No surprise that's she's promoting the russian team and wearing that kit, corruption and racism is strive in the organisation and they would not batter a eye lid about having a prossie as a team sponsor if that article is true.

Did she not have a article in the star paper  about how she would make Messi sign a new contract  at barca and how she has also slept with neymar jr as well

[Gentlelovemaking]

First I've ever heard of sputniknews in my 33 years. No surprise that's she's promoting the russian team and wearing that kit, corruption and racism is strive in the organisation and they would not batter a eye lid about having a prossie as a team sponsor if that article is true.

Did she not have a article in the star paper  about how she would make Messi sign a new contract  at barca and how she has also slept with neymar jr as well

Do you reckon Suarez has got in on the act as well

[Brazilian Martian]

Do you reckon Suarez has got in on the act as well

My personal opinion is that they are lies about Messi and Neymar.

[peter purves]

First I've ever heard of sputniknews in my 33 years. No surprise that's she's promoting the russian team and wearing that kit, corruption and racism is strive in the organisation and they would not batter a eye lid about having a prossie as a team sponsor if that article is true.

Did she not have a article in the star paper  about how she would make Messi sign a new contract  at barca and how she has also slept with neymar jr as well

Is that as in Sepp?? 

The above story was reported in the Daily Star also

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I never saw the story about her making Messi stay at Barca, nor that she slept with Neymar.

What I can remember reading is she wanted to sleep with Messi and that she slept with Suarez.

The way footballers put it about...it would not surprise me if she had slept with some or if not all of them.

[Brazilian Martian]

Is that as in Sepp?? 

The above story was reported in the Daily Star also

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I never saw the story about her making Messi stay at Barca, nor that she slept with Neymar.

What I can remember reading is she wanted to sleep with Messi and that she slept with Suarez.

The way footballers put it about...it would not surprise me if she had slept with some or if not all of them.

So from what I've read it's not official she's just taken pics for a shoot in the Russia kit there's nothing that states she's been seen with the mascot. The article even said she's body paint for last year's Olympics, she has also wore a Palmeiras kit and Sao Paulo kit and Corinthians for different photo shoots and claimed she's with each organisation.

This is my last comment on her as I find threads like this are not helpful at all the OP easily could of searched her on AW or looked at a old review and asked about her 

[peter purves]

So from what I've read it's not official she's just taken pics for a shoot in the Russia kit there's nothing that states she's been seen with the mascot.

"The Sun also reported that Cortez, who has previously posed for Playboy magazine, had been invited by the “Russian Federation of football” to publicize the mascot “to the best of her ability.”

Such an organization does not exist and there is no evidence to suggest the Russian Football Union requested the advertising abilities of the model".

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[Bassman]

Who the fuck cares guys? So what if she's been in he papers etc. I'm sure her 'fame' was argued once before. Does it really matter to anyone? You want to fuck someone famous? Earn a shit load of cash and get rolling in those circles lol. Otherwise your not gonna fuck a proper celeb for £100/h.

I don't personally care if she's Miss bum bum from 4 years ago or which footballer she may have slept with. She's a whore. If you like what you see go fuck her. Done. Personally she is right up my street butt I never have the time when she is over here/working.

[Link7]

your not gonna fuck a proper celeb for £100/h.

  I made this very simple and uncontroversial point about 20 posts ago. The only reason we are still here is because certain man wanted to turn this into the National Debating Championships.

Anyway, I'm out 

[TheRuiner]

Personally, I think £100 is bloody good value, based purely on her services (analizing that amazing arse) and looks alone. I don't care how famous she is or isn't as she's neither publicising it nor reflecting it in her rates.
I did recently see a tabloid article stating that she was going to be in the most recent celeb Big Brother closely followed by another article saying she'd pulled out/dropped(I forget which).
Too many negative reviews and flaky comms for me to give it a blast though.
An odd one as I'd imagine her to be prime WAG/trophy wife material..a form of prostitution all the same but id imagine a much more luxurious away of working than she is currently, especially as she seems to be the fame-hungry type.

[Link7]

Personally, I think £100 is bloody good value, based purely on her services (analizing that amazing arse) and looks alone. I don't care how famous she is or isn't as she's neither publicising it nor reflecting it in her rates.
I did recently see a tabloid article stating that she was going to be in the most recent celeb Big Brother closely followed by another article saying she'd pulled out/dropped(I forget which).
Too many negative reviews and flaky comms for me to give it a blast though.
An odd one as I'd imagine her to be prime WAG/trophy wife material..a form of prostitution all the same but id imagine a much more luxurious away of working than she is currently, especially as she seems to be the fame-hungry type.

I said I wouldn't comment again, but I've just realised I'm wrong.

This comment is spot on. I'm mates with raheem sterling and apparently the premier league considers her most desirable woman in the world. They talk about her just as much as we do. Much fitter than all the other women at their disposal. She's a huge deal, and if her rates reflected what the name Suzy Cortez really means, she'd be £5000 an hour

Bizarre that she's shagging us ordinary folk, I think it's just out of charity tbh.

Genuinely sorry for wasting everyone's time suggesting she's a random brass (especially Peter purves) 

[TheRuiner]

Eh? That isn't what I said or implied at all so don't write a load of utter tosh in "agreement" with me.
I said I don't care if she's famous or not as irrelevant to me, that I think she's good VFM and I'd like to fuck her in the arse but won't because too many negatives. That she strikes me as the trophy wife type.

I couldn't care less about premiership footballer players think of her nor have I implied I think her rates should be higher or any such crap.