The bit of me that's fluffy doesn't like writing negative reviews, but the bit of me that doesn't like being ripped off wins every time.
It's long ok? if you don't like long reviews, don't read it.
Firstly ... you chaps are a bad influence! When I started this 5 years ago my plan was to see some-one about once a month, my budget was £60 a week (£3,000 a year). This calendar year prior to this evening I have had 17 punts and spent about £3,100, not in the same league as some prolific punters, but I was thinking I ought to ease off a bit. However, reading about all the fun folk were having with the likes of michelle and isabel and jessy I was feeling horny and left out. Having checked the TFL website 5 times, and having got the same answer each time, i.e. Higham's Park is just too far to go for an hour, I looked for a more local option.
I spotted Jennifer's profile, quite new, not much feedback, but I liked the photos, the feedback she had looked to be from a reasonably kosher punter, and I've visited some-one from her group before and been very satisfied. Text confirmation that owo and cim were on offer, and I decided to go for it.
I phoned when very nearly there to confirm it was OK to come straight in as I was 5 minutes early, and was told no problem. Door opened and the positives .... was the girl in the photos, looked just as nice in the flesh, wearing very fetching underwear.
I jumped in the shower for a couple of minutes, emerged and the room was empty. After another couple of minutes she re-appeared and asked if I'd like a drink, I opted for water and she disappeared for another 2 minutes (how long does it take to turn on a tap and fill a glass?) When she returned I went for a kiss, got offered a cheek, no french kissing. No big deal I guess, she still looked sweet. On to the bed, kissed and played with her nipples gently for a little while, then she pulled away and said she was ticklish. Oh well, I lay back and she went to give me owo - quite nice but only the tip, nothing deep, no hard sucking or vigorous tongue action, and stopped after a few seconds and reached for a condom. I said not ready for that yet, and she looked surprised and asked if I wanted more owo - er yes please ...... a few more seconds owo then she stopped and starting vigorously wanking me. After a bit of this I gently moved her hand away and she took the hint and did a bit more owo, but was just more of the same, and frankly I was getting a bit bored.
So, much earlier into the hour than I normally would, I suggested we went for the condom. She put it on, lubed herself up, then climbed on top cowgirl style, but leaning forward rather than sitting upright. Except, she only slid the tip inside, I tried to get deeper in (and god knows I'm not huge) but she didn't seem keen. So after a bit of this I suggested missionary. This was more successful, she was loosening up a little, and I was able to get completely in, and I may be wrong but she looked like she may be enjoying it briefly, but I had already concluded that this was going to be at best an average punt. We switched to doggy, and possibly because I was feeling so horny before the meet I actually popped quite quickly (usually in an hour's meet I don't finish till near the end).
That's OK thinks I, still 30 mins to go, I'll have some more owo, and maybe the CIM I was promised if I'm lucky. Jennifer had other ideas. "would you like a shower before you leave?" says she. "Leave?" says I, "we still have another 30 minutes".
To cut a long story short, she reckoned that I was due to leave by 18.50 on her clock, having arrived at 17.50. I pointed out on my call history that I was still outside her flat calling her at 17.55, and it was now only 18.25, and so even if I was really due to leave at 18.50, we still had another 25 minutes to go! At this point, conveniently, she discovered that she didn't understand English any more.
Not much for it in these situations other than to make it known how pissed off you are and leave, I'm not one who sees much point in staying and having a row when it gets to this point, and the urge to fuck her anymore had passed.
I'm thinking I either need to ease off for a while like I'd planned, or just continue seeing girls I already know and trust, or go back to using RBs - I know some don't rate them but I have hardly ever had a bad experience with them myself.