xxsmall teen - Hyde

[frankc]

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£70 - 30 mins

Hyde


I'd fancied a dabble with this girl for a while and after reading a few favourable reviews on here I thought I'd give her a bell. I sent her an email through AW asking for a same day booking and received a reply back within 5 minutes with her number , post code and confirmation. I arrived a little early and sent a text to say I'd arrived, she rang back and directed me right up to the flat door.


Before I could knock on the door it opened and she beckoned me in, must admit Im a little surprised, she looked about 14, no make up, her hair up in a bun, grey shorts and a vest, " Hi come through " she said, first impression was she's just got out of bed as she'd obviously made no effort. As we walked into the bedroom she's looking at her phone, " how long do you want?"  after waiting for her to give me eye contact I confirmed 30 minutes.


As she starts to undress I ask her how old she is, she confirms 19, but fuck me,with no make up on she looks a lot younger, she's very pretty ( if anyones watching this years BigBrother she's very similar in looks to the blonde Irish girl on there) with a nice pair of false tits, but as Im undressing she's on the phone again... ....." Right, she barked I dont kiss and no fingers,what do you want to do?"...well I want her to lose the fucking phone for a start, I jump on the bed and she starts fondling my knob as she stares into space...this is never going to get me off so I put her on her back and go down on her, which I was loving until she said..." let me put this on you" I kneel up and she slaps on the johnny and starts a really woefull BJ, all wank and very little Blow, I can feel little Frankie losing interest so I ask her to jump on for some CG....she's very very tight and at last Im thinking " this is more like it" until, 15 minutes in she pipes up " 5 minutes left".... ...I dont think so, I point out that I arrived at quarter to and she said " o yeah,sorry ", with that I turned on her back and ragged her in mish and doggy before removing the johnny and cumming all over her arse. a quick wipe with a towel with her on the fucking phone again...and Im off.


Well,what can I say, what a shit punt that was... she'd obviously made no effort, she had no make up on which to me, made her look uncomfortably young, There was no conversation, she was constantly looking at her phone, no shower offered before or after and the worst of all, telling me I had 5 minutes left 15 minutes in...a complete piss take of a punt. If your after an EE type Pump and Dump with a very good looking, fit young bird then fill your boots, but for me, there's plenty of fit Romys out there that will give you the same service but £10 cheaper.

[sir wanksalot]

deleting her from my hot list as I type......

[Kendrig]

Cheers Frank....that's a shame her service is so poor. I have been pondering this lass, but looking too young has stopped me. Definitely saved me some coin, with the shitty attitude and service,

[MrMog]

Well Frank I value your reviews very highly so with that it would seem I am out.

[cueball]

Interesting, honest review that pal.... rightfully negative.

If me old pal frank says she's a shit punt then a shit punt she is.

She'll never get any of my hard earned Lancashire pounds.

As we both know Frank... having a fit arse doesn't make a good punt... I wonder how many just get bowled over on looks alone and tolerate a shit performance... not me, that's for sure.

[frankc]

Well, for me she's a fit girl with an half/arsed attitude.. just wonder if I'd seen her later in the day whether I'd have got a better service, she did look like she'd just got out of bed...

[cueball]

Well, for me she's a fit girl with an half/arsed attitude.. just wonder if I'd seen her later in the day she may have been different, she did look like she's just got out of bed...

When your wage is over two pounds per minute pal, there is no room for inconsistencies.

[frankc]

When your wage is over two pounds per minute pal, there is no room for inconsistencies.

Agreed, I suppose that's what you get for shagging young teenage prossies mate.

[freeze44]

Agreed, I suppose that's what you get for shagging young teenage prossies mate.

Good point that and thanks for the review. Sounds hot to get hold of a fit teenage prossie but often a let down. Life and whatever seems to make things generally better when in their twenties.

[MrMog]

Yeah I have been on the fence where this lass is concerned, Franks review tipped me back off it and into reality. She might be young but there are many lasses out there that look just as fit and offer a far better service for the money. She won't be feeling the hand of mog on that ass. Which is a shame as she is really missing out.

[cueball]

She won't be feeling the hand of mog on that ass

I'll bet her towels are rough 

[frankc]

Yeah I have been on the fence where this lass is concerned, Franks review tipped me back off it and into reality. She might be young but there are many lasses out there that look just as fit and offer a far better service for the money. She won't be feeling the hand of mog on that ass. Which is a shame as she is really missing out.

I know Blackpool Rocks got a review coming up for this girl, be interesting to read his thoughts

[frankc]

I'll bet her towels are rough 

And damp..she only had the one and that was full of  "Frankie jizz" once I'd left...pity the poor guy who followed me...

[MrMog]

I'll bet her towels are rough 

Well that bloody does it then, there is no excuse for rough as fuck towels.

[jaydee2000]

Sounds like her service/attitude has got worse.
I so wanted her to improve and become a regular visit but lackluster is an understatement.

I can't see her getting much repeat business.

[Blackpool Rock]

I know Blackpool Rocks got a review coming up for this girl, be interesting to read his thoughts

Yeah although I am a totally shallow bastard who rates looks and a trim rack over "service" so was going to be giving her a positive.
Reading your review did remind me of a few negative points such as her telling me she didn't do kissing or OWO on a 1st meet (despite her taking this off her profile and saying it's on offer to all.
Overall i did think she was a bit curt with her manner so i know where you are coming from, shame as we do have similar tastes in girls generally but I guess from one punt to the next YMMV.

Personally I plan to see her again and may hold off reviewing until then.
I also wonder whether she isn't getting much repeat business as you (and I) were both able to get a booking on the day, she also put up an offer of £40 for a 10 minute blow and go which starts to say she isn't too busy

[frankc]

Yeah although I am a totally shallow bastard who rates looks and a trim rack over "service" so was going to be giving her a positive.
Reading your review did remind me of a few negative points such as her telling me she didn't do kissing or OWO on a 1st meet (despite her taking this off her profile and saying it's on offer to all.
Overall i did think she was a bit curt with her manner so i know where you are coming from, shame as we do have similar tastes in girls generally but I guess from one punt to the next YMMV.

Personally I plan to see her again and may hold off reviewing until then.
I also wonder whether she isn't getting much repeat business as you (and I) were both able to get a booking on the day, she also put up an offer of £40 for a 10 minute blow and go which starts to say she isn't too busy

Nothing wrong in being a shallow bastard BR....in fact ,I had a nice little Pump and dump with the beautiful Romy Pretty dee dee in Salford a few months ago,but what got my back up with xxsmallteen was ,she was constantly on the phone, she looked totally bored, a half/hearted attempt at a BJ and trying to get rid of me after 15 minutes. Maybe it was the mid morning slot that didnt suit her but as Cue says at £2 a minute that really doesnt wash

[Infantryman 2]

I've been punting seen 1985 by far the coldest and abrupt working girl I've ever had the misfortune to pay money too. Also she has somebody in flat with her at all times which I hate and when I left I can't be 100 percent on this but I think her wimpy pimp followed me out of flat and looked at my car reg. If youve ever seen the movie meet the parents well remember the wooden air hostess that's small teen social skills of a donkey. 

[Solidrock]

She's a bit marmite this one. I agree with the social skills bit, she's just not bothered and clearly trades off her looks and youth. Maybe she'll develop the other side of things as she gets a bit older. Would still see her again if I could afford her prices and demands.

[frankc]

She's a bit marmite this one. I agree with the social skills bit, she's just not bothered and clearly trades off her looks and youth. Maybe she'll develop the other side of things as she gets a bit older. Would still see her again if I could afford her prices and demands.

 Are you going to review her Solid?

[Solidrock]

Are you going to review her Solid?

I saw her before her boob job so a bit out of date for a review, best I can do is add my comments to the few threads that have popped up about her.

[frankc]

I saw her before her boob job so a bit out of date for a review, best I can do is add my comments to the few threads that have popped up about her.

I'd still stick a review up mate, she's not been around 12 months yet so it would still be relevant, the more reviews the better

[Yanusmc]

I'd still stick a review up mate, she's not been around 12 months yet so it would still be relevant, the more reviews the better

We might have saved Frank a shit punt if the people coming out of the woodwork would have reviewed at the time.

Would have allowed Frank to unearth a gem somewhere else instead!

[cueball]

We might have saved Frank a shit punt if the people coming out of the woodwork would have reviewed at the time.

Would have allowed Frank to unearth a gem somewhere else instead!

Agreed.....

Predictably it takes that first red one to bring out the otherwise silent.

So, get it said in review form lads.... that gives a far more balanced picture than comments on a review thread.... Frank's broke the ice, now it's your turn.

[MrMog]

Agreed the more the merrier, had it not been for Franks post I would have probably gone to see her and lost a few quid on a shit punt.

If there is one certainty on here you can trust the podge team to not bullshit and give you an honest opinion, NEVER be scared to give a WG a negative review. Most of the shit ones will not be around too long anyhow.

[Solidrock]

We might have saved Frank a shit punt if the people coming out of the woodwork would have reviewed at the time.

Would have allowed Frank to unearth a gem somewhere else instead!

I think she was my third punt and I hadn't even heard of UKP at the time and if I had you can bet there would have been a lot of flowery guff.

But here you go...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=149300.0

 

[threechilliman]

Unlucky there Frank. Sounds similar to my Cody punt last year.

[Yanusmc]

Agreed the more the merrier, had it not been for Franks post I would have probably gone to see her and lost a few quid on a shit punt.

If there is one certainty on here you can trust the podge team to not bullshit and give you an honest opinion, NEVER be scared to give a WG a negative review. Most of the shit ones will not be around too long anyhow.

Well there are a few people on here you can't trust too.  I gave a shit review and a warning (one which I could not specifiy exactly as I didn't want to make it completely obvious it was me), que 20 private messages and then a week later angry phone calls from the escort because someone had shown her the review on their smartphone!

[MrMog]

Don't even get me started on Cody, I had an argument over text with her and that was before I even asked for a booking. The lass seriously thinks too much of herself lol

[cueball]

Well there are a few people on here you can't trust too.  I gave a shit review and a warning (one which I could not specifiy exactly as I didn't want to make it completely obvious it was me), que 20 private messages and then a week later angry phone calls from the escort because someone had shown her the review on their smartphone!

Abusive pm's?..... you should have reported em to the boss and better still replied on your review thread too.... to shame their behaviour.

[IAMBATMAN]

wow yanusmc 5 negatives and 1 neutral out of 13 you've either been very unlucky or your standards are too high lol

[NigelF]

wow yanusmc 5 negatives and 1 neutral out of 13 you've either been very unlucky or your standards are too high lol

I presume you're being sarcastic but I will just point out anyway that of his 5 negatives, 1 was a bait & switch (he walked), 1 was a no-show (agreed a booking but didn't send address) and 1 was poor comms (messed around, bad signs etc) so he didn't meet.

IMO, more people should have review records like that because those things are fairly common. Also, these weren't well reviewed girls, so his TOFFT approach should be commended. His review record would obviously be a lot better if he always stuck to well-reviewed girls but where's the fun in that?

[strokeyjoe]

Shame about this coz I fancied a go on this one! ! Too many trusted names advising against it though, so off the list she goes!

[Yanusmc]

wow yanusmc 5 negatives and 1 neutral out of 13 you've either been very unlucky or your standards are too high lol

If I reviewed every girl then there would be another 20 positives but they are all girls that have been well covered as positives

[Yanusmc]

wow yanusmc 5 negatives and 1 neutral out of 13 you've either been very unlucky or your standards are too high lol

15 positives 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Mostly previously reviewed and most reviews over indulgent more about you than the girl.

I only post what I think will help others

[MrMog]

Just read Yanusmc's reviews, can't really fault them tbh

[frankc]

If I reviewed every girl then there would be another 20 positives but they are all girls that have been well covered as positives

Cant really understand this thinking mate, surely another 20 positives reviews would only serve to highlight the consistancy and level of service of the girls you've seen,in the end it helps us all to make a more informed decision of who to see and who not to see.

[cueball]

Cant really understand this thinking mate, surely another 20 positives reviews would only serve to highlight the consistancy and level of service of the girls you've seen,in the end it helps us all to make a more informed decision of who to see and who not to see.

That's my thinking too....

I don't care if they've got 100 or none, I don't care if they're all green, grey or red.... I review them all and rate as I see fit.....

I enjoy the contribution

[NigelF]

Cant really understand this thinking mate, surely another 20 positives reviews would only serve to highlight the consistancy and level of service of the girls you've seen,in the end it helps us all to make a more informed decision of who to see and who not to see.

I agree. The reviews don't need to be long or very detailed (especially since others may have articulated things better than you) but a brief overview of the key points is still helpful to prove that level of consistency.

I also doubt that all of those 20 girls have a lot of reviews. It's subjective but in my book less than 10 is not a lot of reviews. This thread is a good example - only in this girl's 9th review is it now clear what to expect from her. Also, even if a someone has lots of reviews they may well not be recent (and in that time standards could easily have slipped). For example, someone reviewed Schoolgirl Kate recently but because her previous 18 reviews were over a year old, it was very helpful.

To be fair though, I find the negatives to be more important and if you are only going to dedicate limited time to your reviews then negs and TOFTTs are where I'd like it to be spent. Also, some girls really do have absolutely loads of reviews (although even then just a couple of lines agreeing with previous reviews is still helpful).

[IAMBATMAN]

I presume you're being sarcastic but I will just point out anyway that of his 5 negatives, 1 was a bait & switch (he walked), 1 was a no-show (agreed a booking but didn't send address) and 1 was poor comms (messed around, bad signs etc) so he didn't meet.

IMO, more people should have review records like that because those things are fairly common. Also, these weren't well reviewed girls, so his TOFFT approach should be commended. His review record would obviously be a lot better if he always stuck to well-reviewed girls but where's the fun in that?

i didnt read any of them i just saw how many negs there were and though fuck hes been unlucky, just had a look tho and he does have quite a few TOFTT
ive never been the victim of a B&S as up till recently most my punts were to brothels not indies ( most at sandys) and i atleast like to know a little about a girl im gonna see first so i always ask if theres no reviews or threads already and i might add that out my 18, 6 are first time reviews for girls and 2 of them are TOFTTs but what can i say i dont like to throw my money down the drain 

[IAMBATMAN]

15 positives 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Mostly previously reviewed and most reviews over indulgent more about you than the girl.

I only post what I think will help others

i think your math is off theres a few more there that wernt reviewed before i did them so look again, my very first 2 reviews were for girls who didnt have any  and if you go back to my 3rd ever post https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45943.msg604643#msg604643

[IAMBATMAN]

actually 8 first review for girls not 6 my math is off

[cueball]

actually 8 first review for girls not 6 my math is off

I'm not going to even bother trying to do my calculations 

[Yanusmc]

actually 8 first review for girls not 6 my math is off

I'll probably not to be honest!

[IAMBATMAN]

i wasnt having a dig or anything with my first comment btw just thought it was funny that half the girls youve seen were bad experiences but as you said youve got 20 positives you could put up but have chosen not too, ive seen maybe 3 girls total i didnt write a review for an i always try to describe the girl best i can and give a detailed explantion of where they are without givibg too much away then i write what happened, i think my reviews are quite informative

[IAMBATMAN]

I'm not going to even bother trying to do my calculations 

not a single TOFTT from "the cage" either 

[cueball]

not a single TOFTT from "the cage" either 

Yes, but there's all shapes, sizes, colours and ages in there  .... in no particular order... Just how the mood takes me 

[IAMBATMAN]

Yes, but there's all shapes, sizes, colours and ages in there  .... in no particular order... Just how the mood takes me 

ive noticed you have a massive range to your tastes im pretty polarized to the types of girls ill see at certain times right now its slim short women with nice arses 

[Delfrommem]

15 positives 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Mostly previously reviewed and most reviews over indulgent more about you than the girl.

I only post what I think will help others

It's such a blessing to have someone as wonderfully altruistic as you on the site.
I am sure that comes shining through in your reviews. 

[Yanusmc]

It's such a blessing to have someone as wonderfully altruistic as you on the site.
I am sure that comes shining through in your reviews. 

Isn't that the point?