External Link/Members OnlyYou know how sometimes you just wished you'd had a wank instead? Well this was one of those punts.
Drawn in by the photos of a young thang with a fabulous arse and some positive reviews (on PN... doh), off I trotted with a ballsac full of spunk and high hopes. Her photos aren't too far away from her real appearance overall, though they've been airbrushed to death to remove any hint of skin tone variations or her very large unsightly birthmark on her side.
So, let's list what she won't do. No kissing other than an initial peck on lips. You can't lick her cunt. You can't finger any hole. You can't suck her tits for more than a few seconds. She's utterly, utterly hopeless at blowjobs - first of all several minutes baby wipe bullshit removing any hint of sexual arousal from your cock, then gets a condom out - and I say hang on love, without please - so she pops the head of your cock into her mouth for a few seconds, then wipes it again, then back in, then another wipe, etc. etc. So I give up on that and say let's fuck, she is utterly hopeless at putting the condom on (and it's some mega thick mega small bullshit) so I do that after two failed attempts by her. She's refused to take her shoes off so no chance of her squatting on my cock and doing proper cowgirl, but she goes on top regardless and moves up and down on my cock about 3mm either direction. About as likely to make anybody cum as reading out the phone book really. She asks if I want to change position, yes, turns round so I can see her arse and carefully goes up and down exactly the same pointless amount. Fuck this, do her doggy, she tries her absolute best to position herself so penetration is minimal... this is a girl who really really really doesn't want to be fucked. So call it quits and bugger off with 10 minutes left on the clock. Her next appointment she said was exactly on the hour when mine was on the half so she wasn't even being left enough time to get a shower in between clients, or - far more likely - fully expecting to get each one out the door early. As every time I made the slightest noise or changed rhythm she said 'You cum?' she was really obviously wanting it all to be over. And no way is she 18, mid 20s I'd say.
Should have spent 60 quid on tissues and wanked over porn all weekend.
