Author Topic: Just discovered my best friend's wife is an escort. Moral questions.  (Read 8141 times)

Offline thedude888

Hi fellow hobbyists.  Upon browsing my favourite agency's website I have discovered that my best friend's wife is now an escort. I have never found her to be that attractive however the sexy lingerie and the posing in the photos have certainly got my attention. My friend and his wife have now separated and there is zero chance of them getting back together and he also has no idea of his wife's new job.  I have no intention of telling my friend about his escorting wife.  I was just going to leave it at that.  Let sleeping dogs lie etc.  But I read a review about her and she sounded like an hour and £150 well spent.  The prospect of anal and "shooting my load down her throat" is driving my curiosity.  In fact it arouses me.  So the moral question here is do I book her and sample what she has to offer? Or do i do the "right" thing and show some restraint.

Offline Plan R

The title of this thread was a turn on (dirty bastard that I am) and as I clicked on it I thought
"I do hope this is a regular punter and not the half term brigade"

Alas..

Offline finn5555

whats that smell oh yea bullshit  :crazy:

Punter115

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Show some restraint...only book her for an hour and give her a good seeing too!  :yahoo:

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Moral question
Says it all ballshit !!

Offline thedude888

Show some restraint...only book her for an hour and give her a good seeing too!  :yahoo:

I might do.  I just need some encouragement. lol

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If he is your best friend then you know how he would feel if you were to sh&g his missus.....

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My best friends sister is an escort. There was no moral question. I booked her for an hour and fucked her in the arse! Job done

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Allowing for the slight possibility you are genuine... if the split wasn't amicable she may take great delight in telling him you shagged her ... how would that go down with him?

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Give me her number and I will Fuck her for you !   Get real they have split up ,get stuck in and enjoy it !   :yahoo:

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Link to her or Fuck off :thumbsdown:




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Offline NowUSM

I have never found her to be that attractive however the sexy lingerie and the posing in the photos have certainly got my attention.

If you never found her attractive what is the sudden desire about now?

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Link to her or Fuck off :thumbsdown:

+ 2

OP 69'd one but was only allowed to sniff, no licking.     :wacko:

Offline thedude888

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Link to her or Fuck off :thumbsdown:

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Offline OakTree

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Oh what surprise.  :unknown:

Bit of a pointless story (jackanory) really.

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Offline Sedition

Oh what surprise.  :unknown:

Bit of a pointless story (jackanory) really.
Tragic....the day after Brian Cant died as well

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My best friends sister is an escort. There was no moral question. I booked her for an hour and fucked her in the arse! Job done
:lol:

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I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Your cover is going to be blown anyway if you go through with it, not that anyone is likely to give a toss, who'd want you as a mate ?

Offline zulu-lance

My best friends sister is an escort. There was no moral question. I booked her for an hour and fucked her in the arse! Job done

+1  :D

Offline Thechaser

My best friends sister is an escort. There was no moral question. I booked her for an hour and fucked her in the arse! Job done

Link?  :P

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Justs proves your full of shit how can a link to a aw whore blow your cover ?
Dream on .

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I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

If you're not going to link to her, what's there to update us about?

The WG will know who you are but she doesn't want her cover blown as you don't want yours blown. There's a good chance she'll refuse to see you to avoid problems between people you or she knows.


Offline Moresomes

  I just need some encouragement. lol

Here goes then.
Go for it my son!!!!!!!, (but not till you finish your homework)

Offline Paris69

Your cover is going to be blown anyway if you go through with it, not that anyone is likely to give a toss, who'd want you as a mate ?

My thoughts exactly. The fact you are even considering it is evidence that you haven't got a best mate: Best mates wouldn't even entertain the thought. Scumbag
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.
Bollox! The only way it could blow your cover is if your "best mate" or his "ex" knows you are on UKP and what your login name is and one or both is on here as well.

Offline finn5555

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Don't bother we can see through your bullshit  :sarcastic:

Offline Desimonic

Fucking hell ,exams over already. Here comes the summer and bullshit trolling post :thumbsdown:

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I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Oh please "brothers" ?  :dash:   Dickhead.

Offline finn5555

The OP is a cunt is school out

Offline cash2spare

Hope your mate had a good reason to bin her as if she takes it up the arse and lets you shoot your load down her throat I would have thought she'd be worth keeping myself. Bet he won't find another lass who will entertain those acts.

Offline shagbambi

An American troll. We are honoured....

Offline stampjones

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Shit

Offline Northerndave666

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

Sorry was a bit late getting to see this. Would have replied earlier Dude, but I was too busy smashing your Mums back doors in before cumming on your Dads face.

Now what was the original question again ?

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FFS....get a booking and get stuck in to her ....Remember to give us a review!

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I might do.  I just need some encouragement. lol

Encouragement, how about going back to mummy

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Offline HarryZZ

I am afraid that would blow my cover.  I shall keep you updated brothers.

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt up to this post, that just doesn't make any sense. You can piss off now.

Offline nickleupip

I also smell bullshit like the other "brother" punters  :lol:

But in real life, I would tell my friend and then organise for all the mates of the ex-husband to have a go and fuck her silly.

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The title of this thread was a turn on (dirty bastard that I am) and as I clicked on it I thought
"I do hope this is a regular punter and not the half term brigade"

Alas..

And me  :lol:

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Your mates wife is probably whoring because she's cash-strapped after he left her.
Therefore its your moral duty to help her financially as best you can, and the easiest way to do that is to give her as much work as you can afford. Giving her work (rather than simply giving her handouts) it also better for her self-esteem.
So its basically an act of charity to fuck her as often as you can (as long as you pay her for the time). You might consider employing her as a naked cleaner or gardener as well

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Seems daft, I would give this a massive swerve.  Basically you would be revealing to someone you know and someone who knows people you know that you are a punter.
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I was too busy smashing your Mums back doors in before cumming on your Dads face.

Must be a Northern thing  :unknown:

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Seems daft, I would give this a massive swerve.  Basically you would be revealing to someone you know and someone who knows people you know that you are a punter.

But it works both ways - the WG/friend would find out you're a punter but you'd know she's a prossie so if she told your mates what you do, you could tell her mates what she does. Unless she's a lowlife, she will keep your secret so that you keep her secret. If you feel awkward about seeing a WG you know, it's best not to do it as it'll affect your performance and enjoyment in the least.

That said, OP still fails to link/review the WG or answer to why he started this thread. I smell something funny here... could it be bull?

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Probably more realistic if you had said your best friends mother was an escort

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This thread is total B.S. in my mind.