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Offline lovingfacials

Probably been done before but thought I would have a go............

As sun was shining thought Ide have a punt, text her to set up a time, communication was appalling, she was not prepared to commit to a time. Finally we agreed on a rough time to meet, 'once ive left my mum's maybe' was what i was told, & yet I was still waiting an hour after the rough time of the appointment.

Told her my likes - she refused to do any of them.............'no fucking chance' was her reply to both anal & facials' and she simply laughed when I asked for kissing ' your be lucky' was her reply

Ok so heres the nitty gritty...........we met & she was not wearing the underwear asked for, she was in her sunday slobbing clothes, leggings, loose top, nothing on display...........a very light blowjob, hardly put any in her mouth, no eye contact & quickly moved onto sex, whatever position I was told to 'calm down or take it easy' or stop your too big' why i know is a lie - she has told me im the smallest shes ever had in the past.........

Finally into doggy, I stupidly slapped her arse once and she went mental & told me anymore of that shit she would ask me to leave, in the end I pulled out and wanked it for ages to make me cum over her ass, at no stage did she offer a reach around or any dirty talk in fact I think she was doing a suduko!

In summary a shit punt, no extras and cost me probably in the region of 200k when you factor in the mortgage, her car etc....

Will I go back sadly YES

Offline rpg

Excellent! a bit sad because we all understand, but excellent  :thumbsup:

Told her my likes - she refused to do any of them.............'no fucking chance' was her reply to both anal & facials' and she simply laughed

I would be barred from the bedroom for weeks for such suggestions  :scare:

Classic! i had to read it all before i understood what you were on about but defo a classic!

Offline Acer

Probably been done before but thought I would have a go............

As sun was shining thought Ide have a punt, text her to set up a time, communication was appalling, she was not prepared to commit to a time. Finally we agreed on a rough time to meet, 'once ive left my mum's maybe' was what i was told, & yet I was still waiting an hour after the rough time of the appointment.

Told her my likes - she refused to do any of them.............'no fucking chance' was her reply to both anal & facials' and she simply laughed when I asked for kissing ' your be lucky' was her reply

Ok so heres the nitty gritty...........we met & she was not wearing the underwear asked for, she was in her sunday slobbing clothes, leggings, loose top, nothing on display...........a very light blowjob, hardly put any in her mouth, no eye contact & quickly moved onto sex, whatever position I was told to 'calm down or take it easy' or stop your too big' why i know is a lie - she has told me im the smallest shes ever had in the past.........

Finally into doggy, I stupidly slapped her arse once and she went mental & told me anymore of that shit she would ask me to leave, in the end I pulled out and wanked it for ages to make me cum over her ass, at no stage did she offer a reach around or any dirty talk in fact I think she was doing a suduko!

In summary a shit punt, no extras and cost me probably in the region of 200k when you factor in the mortgage, her car etc....

Will I go back sadly YES

 :lol: nice one LF. Mate I'd have warned you but I have yet to meet her although she is on my hot list!

Offline Tailpipe

LF

Very good many will relate this , the slap on the ass was pure class  :D :D :D

Love it!

Around halfway through I was thinking "why is he still going through with it?" Then I got it!  :lol:

Offline lovingfacials

I can see this resonates with many on here - which begs a question has anyone ever overstepped the mark by behaving with the wife as one does with a w/g.........

Now I dont mean in a bad way but for example, I once asked the wife to spit on my cock & wank it, she looked at me & said  'your not in a porn movie now'.............another time I asked her to face-sit and grind her pussy into my face........she looked at me and said ' wtf......you need to ease up on the porn'

Every time i'm like reset LF your not punting now.................

The slap on the arse totally happened as well  :cool: :cool:




Offline lovingfacials

:lol: nice one LF. Mate I'd have warned you but I have yet to meet her although she is on my hot list!

Acer

Black list her - the profile is a classic bait & switch the pictures are 20+ years old, no way is the body like that, size 8 -10........like fuck!!!

Her likes again are a work of fiction,  :dash: :dash: no way does she do hardly any of the things listed for example no DFK RO or facesitting, - My personal fav's

I really felt like she took a dislike to me & wanted the whole thing over as quick as possible!!!

AND SHE OFFERED BAREBACK  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit

What was I thinking???

Tony Montana


Offline Tailpipe

LF


Yes its easy to learn new tricks from WG and then try them out on the wife and get called on it.  :D :D

Tony Montana


Yes its easy to learn new tricks from WG and then try them out on the wife and get called on it.  :D :D

I once asked the wife for Oral Without, she said "without what?".  Oh Shit!  I had to think quick and say "without you spitting it out at the end"

Offline Tailpipe

I once asked the wife for Oral Without, she said "without what?".  Oh Shit!  I had to think quick and say "without you spitting it out at the end"


 :D :lol: :D

Offline potato

My oral without is usually without the slightest bit of enthusiasm...

Offline mh

Sex with my wife is usually "Without Oral" rather than "Oral Without".

Great review idea, LF, not sure if it's been done before on here or not but enjoyed your review, painful though it was to read! I am sure it reminds many of us why we punt. Despite the frequent moaning about failed punts and bad service, I am constantly amazed that I am able to have had the experiences I have had through punting, when there was not a chance is a gazillion years of having these experiences with my other half.

Fact is we pay money to women who are willing to accept cash to provide services that we desire and in most cases the demanded services are fairly modest. I do believe that in very many cases the WGs are providing services that they would provide unpaid in their private lives for their partners (OK, not the weird stuff). I would not punt if my wife provided, even just once a month, sex that included my preferences being part of the deal, whether that was oral to completion (not even CIM!), doggy position, cowgirl, 69, dirty talk, etc, etc, all of which are forbidden.

Sorry to bring the thread down!!

very good however my mrs post-op seems to becoming randier  :thumbsup: (cheaper, in theory... to a punt)

Offline mh

very good however my mrs post-op seems to becoming randier  :thumbsup: (cheaper, in theory... to a punt)

Please provide details of this libido enhancing operation of which you speak. I am sure there are many guys on here ready to recommend it to their partners...  But if it's a gender reassignment I think I'll stick with the current low-randiness model :D

Please provide details of this libido enhancing operation of which you speak. I am sure there are many guys on here ready to recommend it to their partners...  But if it's a gender reassignment I think I'll stick with the current low-randiness model :D

 :lol: hysterectomy (ovaries remain) - tbh she was in constant pain and suffered from cycle etc but it seems to have made her a new woman ;) from 1-2 times in 3-4 years to that at least a week now - punting has been suspended  ;)

Offline mh

:lol: hysterectomy (ovaries remain) - tbh she was in constant pain and suffered from cycle etc but it seems to have made her a new woman ;) from 1-2 times in 3-4 years to that at least a week now - punting has been suspended  ;)

 :drinks:


Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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LF - Brilliant

The President - Now that is fantastic

:)

Offline akauya

At least she fucked you LF - can't complain.... mine would have been a 'no show' :(

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Brilliant post by the way. I wouldn't have known about this if you hadn't mentioned it on the main forum as I hardly ever visit these parts of UKP ;)

Offline lovingfacials

At least she fucked you LF - can't complain.... mine would have been a 'no show' :(

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Brilliant post by the way. I wouldn't have known about this if you hadn't mentioned it on the main forum as I hardly ever visit these parts of UKP ;)

Should of seen the f/b she left me & I quote

' fat hairy smelly man - with a small cock which he is useless at using........my worst client but a long term regular, I simply take the money & think 'cher'ching' as he comes, at least I wont see him again for a few weeks, if he tries to book me in the mean time ire claim im on my period, or im away or ive got the kids etc...god I hate my job'


Heres hoping for a return visit soon, i might ask her to use one of her army of toys ive seen hidden away under the bed - that monstor black cock looks the business & seems quite worn down at the nib :D :D :D :D

Thank god I have no idea what you guys are talking about. And I am free to spend all my extra cash on WGs,  gambling and football. I like my life -  so simple.

Offline mh

Heres hoping for a return visit soon, i might ask her to use one of her army of toys ive seen hidden away under the bed - that monstor black cock looks the business & seems quite worn down at the nib :D :D :D :D

You really shouldn't play with her toys when you're alone in the house, no wonder they are worn out - they were designed for use in a soft female pussy not your hoary old ass, LF!!
 :scare:

 :D

Has she also left a hidden negative note for you against your profile on Wivesnet to warn other wives? Perhaps I'll ask my wife to check for you.




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