Victoria aka Northernbeautx a star in the making - Leeds

[mrfishyfoo]

Great write up Mr Fish... but £140 for the hour +£40 for taking it up her arse is a bit rich... makes Alana Amor look positively good value. However she does sound smokin hot so think I may just swing by Leeds and have a dabble. What postcode is she at?

Hotels fella.

Agree for a short booking Alana is better value.

[cueball]

Hotels fella.

180 quid for an hour?

I didn't realise there is a ritz in Leeds 

[marlboro20]

City centre incalls in Leeds and Manchester are no go areas for me...  just hate searching for parking. Outskirt hotels and apartments... great

[Brunettelover]

City centre incalls in Leeds and Manchester are no go areas for me...  just hate searching for parking. Outskirt hotels and apartments... great

I'm the same. Parking annoys me and punting for me should be hassle free.

[cueball]

City centre incalls in Leeds and Manchester are no go areas for me...  just hate searching for parking. Outskirt hotels and apartments... great

Plus another one.

I too hate city centre punting.... these days it's one of the deciding factors on whether I'll see a lass at all and one of the early questions I ask.

[mrfishyfoo]

City centre incalls in Leeds and Manchester are no go areas for me...  just hate searching for parking. Outskirt hotels and apartments... great

I'm "lucky" as I know both cities really well and where the car parks are.

Must admit that with Leeds I'll park just out of the centre and walk in. There's a really big carpark on the edge of the RLD that's £5 for the full day.

[Tallboy2]

Plus another one.

I too hate city centre punting.... these days it's one of the deciding factors on whether I'll see a lass at all and one of the early questions I ask.

Park at Garforth station
Trains run every 20 mins and it's 4 pounds return.

[marlboro20]

I agree CB... location decides who I''l book. Glad I'm not the only one who finds city centres a real pain. From a working girls point of view hotels out of the city centre are usually less expensive

[mrfishyfoo]

Well this one just gets better. 

Had 4 hours the other day and she fucking destroyed me. 

I also made a mistake when I described her as she's piercing free.

[alreytyoof]

OWO/CIM now a £20 extra 

[Kendrig]

OWO/CIM now a £20 extra 

Off my list now 

[cueball]

OWO/CIM now a £20 extra 

So, if I want anal and owo she's 200 quid for the hour.... the greedy fucker can keep it.

She's off the list she were never on.

Maybe a dusty phone might change that but the muppets will still go running 

[Steveni86]

Double star Natalia.....

[mrfishyfoo]

So, if I want anal and owo she's 200 quid for the hour....

Makes 4 hours for £400 all in look like a reet bargain doesn't it. 

[cueball]

Makes 4 hours for £400 all in look like a reet bargain doesn't it. 

No... because I've had my fill after an hour and we'd be watching tele for the other 3 and I'd be paying 200 quid for the dubious privilage 

Ofcourse, I could take a leaf out of your book and spend most of the punt drinking wine (I've bought), eating chocolates (I've bought), tickling each other with flowers (I've bought) and making origami and string patterns 

[mrfishyfoo]

No... because I've had my fill after an hour and we'd be watching tele for the other 3 and I'd be paying 200 quid for the dubious privilage 

Ofcourse, I could take a leaf out of your book and spend most of the punt drinking wine (I've bought), eating chocolates (I've bought), tickling each other with flowers (I've bought) and making origami and string patterns 

FFS I thought you knew better than to suggest taking flowers and chocolates to a punt. 

As for doing origami....what a waste of my hard earned cash. 

Fair play on the wine as I gave MrTesco a tenner for that.  Unlike some I need time to recover between rounds. 

Damn she looked good with my cock up her arse. 

[cueball]

FFS I thought you knew better than to suggest taking flowers and chocolates to a punt. 

as you should well know by now...  the only treat I take is the exact money..... all the other trinkets and trimmings are for the egotistical muppets who think it's a date 

[mrfishyfoo]

..... all the other trinkets and trimmings are for the egotistical muppets who think it's a date 

It is a date isn't it ??     

[cueball]

It is a date isn't it ??     

 

[mrfishyfoo]

 

HILARIOUS...but you are right as there are some on here that really think that's exactly what it is.

This is where the likes of StarNat excel when she asks "how many times" and then gives 110% to make it happen.

[Tallboy2]

It's whatever you want it to be.
If it makes a bloke feel good to take presents and wine or chocolates, then why not ? Everyone to their own.
I sometimes like a passionate GFE and other times just hard perverted sex.
It's whatever we want it to be as its our money.
I personally am only interested in giving the least amount of my hard earned cash away.
I never take anything more than I need to.

[mrfishyfoo]

It's whatever we want it to be as its our money.

HAMMER....NAIL....HEAD !!!

Presuming the pro$$ie plays her part.

[Smilingsparrow]

Is this really true? It seems like you had a good time but perhaps you have embellished on the finer details somewhat. You could write fictional novels, very talented

[mrfishyfoo]

Is this really true? It seems like you had a good time but perhaps you have embellished on the finer details somewhat. You could write fictional novels, very talented

To even suggest what you have suggested undermines the whole review process and says to me that you sir are a complete tosser. 

So I suggest you fuck off and get writing some of your own reviews instead of daring to suggest that mine is in anyway untrue. 

[Smilingsparrow]

Why does it undermine the review process? I read lots of reviews and act on them. This site is brilliant. I just think that you must be exaggerating yours and you would be a good fiction novel writer, that's all. You don't need to get on the defensive to me, I'm not aiming to insult you in any way, rather to compliment you on your creative writing.

[mrfishyfoo]

I just think that you must be exaggerating yours and you would be a good fiction novel writer, that's all.

So how come that other punters go visit lasses I've podged and report very similar experiences ?? Are they too being untruthful and exaggerating their experiences ??

[Smilingsparrow]

Yeah they are being truthful because their reports are not exaggerated like yours. Don't get me wrong though, I enjoy reading your reviews. They are entertaining and also make me look and possibly visit some of the people you write about

[mrfishyfoo]

Yeah they are being truthful because their reports are not exaggerated like yours.

Were you in the room ??? No you weren't so that means you know fuck all.

So I suggest you fuck off oh great and mighty reviewer and gain yourself some credibility on this site by podging and reviewing some lasses instead of trolling my review.

[Smilingsparrow]

I'm not trolling, I merely made an innocent reply and you have retorted in a manner that is totally disproportionate. You have also been very insulting to me in the process. Anyway, hope you calm down soon because there's no need to get upset.

[mrfishyfoo]

I'm not trolling, I merely made an innocent reply and you have retorted in a manner that is totally disproportionate. You have also been very insulting to me in the process. Anyway, hope you calm down soon because there's no need to get upset.

Really.....you have the audacity to claim that my reviews are untruthful and then think I won't react ??

You sir flung the first mud not me.

Innocent reply my arse. 

[Tallboy2]

Ah another Sparrow
Rings a bell
Another earlier member that got banned with the name sparrow somewhere in his username.
I could, of course, be totally wrong

[mrfishyfoo]

Ah another Sparrow
Rings a bell
Another earlier member that got banned with the name sparrow somewhere in his username.
I could, of course, be totally wrong

Indeed MrTB2 that was my initial thought as well.

[OneOfaKind]

Yeah they are being truthful because their reports are not exaggerated like yours. Don't get me wrong though, I enjoy reading your reviews. They are entertaining and also make me look and possibly visit some of the people you write about

Not sure how you figure his reviews are exaggerated unless you've seen some of the same girls and not experienced anything like MrFF or others have?.

They are well written and maybe go into too much detail but certainly nothing wrong with that.

I don't doubt what mrFF writes in his reviews at all, having met at least 2 of the same girls personally I have 100% confidence this guys reviews are 100% genuine, as do many others on here.

[Smilingsparrow]

Not me tallboy. Others must agree with me that Fishyfoo's reviews are hilarious! I enjoy reading them, they are very entertaining but highly exaggerated. I've visited 2 of the lasses he's reviewed before and shown them his reviews. One laughed a lot and told me that 'He is clearly in fantasy world,' the other one just looked at me and said that the review couldn't be about her! Don't get me wrong though, they are an entertaining read and he could apply his creative writing skills to a novel or screenplay or something- it's a compliment to his writing skills.

[mrfishyfoo]

....having met at least 2 of the same girls personally....

It's 5 actually.....

AVNo1
StarNat
Olivia Monroe
Chloe Reed
The polish ice maiden Hot_Emma who has one of the most amzing bodies it's ever been my pleasure to lick. Shame she's so fucking cold. 

.....at least as they are the ones you have reviewed that I too have seen and reviewed.

[mrfishyfoo]

......I've visited 2 of the lasses he's reviewed before and shown them his reviews. One laughed a lot and told me that 'He is clearly in fantasy world,' the other one just looked at me and said that the review couldn't be about her!

Name them.

[Smilingsparrow]

Megan from ik services and an Asian girl but can't remember her name. Unlike you, I don't make things up.

[Tallboy2]

Not me tallboy. Others must agree with me that Fishyfoo's reviews are hilarious! I enjoy reading them, they are very entertaining but highly exaggerated. I've visited 2 of the lasses he's reviewed before and shown them his reviews. One laughed a lot and told me that 'He is clearly in fantasy world,' the other one just looked at me and said that the review couldn't be about her! Don't get me wrong though, they are an entertaining read and he could apply his creative writing skills to a novel or screenplay or something- it's a compliment to his writing skills.

I wouldn't show reviews to girls if I was you.
But up to you.

[Smilingsparrow]

Yeah you're right tallboy. I don't usually but couldn't resist on those two occasions because what he writes is so entertaining but clearly embellished

[mrfishyfoo]

Megan from ik services.....

Interesting as that's a punt where I openly admitted that I couldn't get it up or cum.

....an Asian girl but can't remember her name.

Really ?? There's only one Asian girl in my reviews so it's not difficult to work out who she is.

[Smilingsparrow]

Ok great, I'll have a look through your reviews to remember the name then. It's ok mate, don't be disheartened, I think your reviews are very entertaining

[OneOfaKind]

Not me tallboy. Others must agree with me that Fishyfoo's reviews are hilarious! I enjoy reading them, they are very entertaining but highly exaggerated. I've visited 2 of the lasses he's reviewed before and shown them his reviews. One laughed a lot and told me that 'He is clearly in fantasy world,' the other one just looked at me and said that the review couldn't be about her! Don't get me wrong though, they are an entertaining read and he could apply his creative writing skills to a novel or screenplay or something- it's a compliment to his writing skills.

You come across as very weird for asking a girl about another punters experience to me.

What girl in their right mind would actually say "yes we did this, yes we did that", plus I don't really see how any of these girls would actually know who your talking about anyway as very much doubt he says to them "I'm mrfishyfoo".

Chances are she was laughing at you for being a weird cunt by asking that question in the first place.
 

[OneOfaKind]

Interesting as that's a punt where I openly admitted that I couldn't get it up or cum.

Says it all.

[Smilingsparrow]

Lol yes I obviously didn't ask if they knew mrfishyfoo! I told them they came recommended and showed them the review, they both read it with interest and commented as I previously described. why would I make this up?? Anyway, as I said, his reviews are very creative but entertaining nonetheless

[mrfishyfoo]

You come across as very weird for asking a girl about another punters experience to me.

Doesn't he just.

What girl in their right mind would actually say "yes we did this, yes we did that"........

Exactly....why would they ??

[mrfishyfoo]

.....I told them they came recommended and showed them the review, they both read it with interest and commented as I previously described.

I call bullshit.

You going to go visit the other 70 while you are at it and ask them if my reviews are true ?? 

[Smilingsparrow]

I merely commented that your posts had an imaginative edge and you respond like this! The lady doth protest too much

[James999]

Is this really true?

Trollboy, he called you out on your bullshit thread so you start to Troll his other posts, anyway, best say this quickly as I suspect your membership here won't be for much longer, FUCK OFF TWAT !

[James999]

Is this really true?

He called you out on your bullshit fantasy so you troll his posts, why don't you just fuck off troll

[mrfishyfoo]

I merely commented that your posts had an imaginative edge and you respond like this! The lady doth protest too much

Hmm you seem to have forgot what you posted same as you forget who the Asian lass was I podged so i'll remind you.

Is this really true? It seems like you had a good time but perhaps you have embellished on the finer details somewhat.

So MrSS or should I say MrTROLL is it truth or is it fiction ??

I'll let my fellow punters be the judge of that.