London independents massage b2b mini reviews

[greenkomodo]

Considering this girl called Hanna. Couldn't find any infos about her. No pics of her body never seem to be a good thing. I asked her for a link to photos but not heard back (seems to be common theme and perhaps a rookie error).

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" I'm doing the massage for incall £30/30mins, £60/60mins, £75/90mins, I have nice flat is 5 mins walk from Stepney Green station. Also I do outcall £100/60mins. I do relaxing massage, deep tissue massage and Chinese massage. I do happy end for 20, topless 30 extra"

[deek12345]

i had same message but didnt visit

But the extra £30 is for topless HE, I thought it was £20 PLUS £30

[deek12345]

She said she never sends photos - made me think she might be size 16

I reckon earning £100 from sending a photo is a pretty good deal, so was also suspicious

[Alexishere]

anyone tried this Perfect London Massage?
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I contacted the number on the website thru whatsapp, and the guy (I presume) kept sending me some mind tingling photos of the therapists. They look professional there, but the photos of them were a bit "open minded"

I booked one but she cancelled it , so I just wanna double check it here if it worths for reattempt

[Alexishere]

OK I saw Eva last night from External Link/Members Only

Everything started professionally - 20 min into the session, she started tickle my well-shaven jewels with her foot long fake acrylic nails and asked me with her Soviet accent whether I wanted to end this happily. I mean, I was just happened to be there, I wasn't seeking anything like this but out of curiosity I inquired about her price list. Well, she quoted me £150 just for naked HR... I instantly started to discuss the pros and cons of this affair in my head whether to go ahead or not. Whilst I was debating with myself she suddenly said the total would be £220 in a sovietly manner.
In other words regular massage fee + the extra = a lousy ejaculation.
At the end I kindly declined this proposterus offer like a decent gentleman and allowed her to finish the rest of the session which turned into a severely weird situation. After all this, I am in need of an another massage just to get rid of this one and as I go through the other people on this website I can sense some potential in others. And hopefully they will be more reasonable when it comes to pricing.
Maybe I should have started a new thread on this...

[Sheraton]

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Saw Patricia in late December. 

Comms:  Ok, fairly prompt texts.  No issues.
Location:  Near Hammersmith and Ravenscourt  Court Stations (not far from Maya's place).  Apartment was nice - bright, clean and airy.
Looks:  Large size 14/16.  Smiley.  Big tits.  Friendly.  Big blonde hair.  Claims to be half Swedish and half Hungarian. 

Asked for a hard massage and it was not bad.  She used a Massage Table.  When I turned around I asked for a HJ she quoted me 10 extra which in hindsight (£70/30 mins feels like a stitch up).  Decent HJ, tits were out and she strangely said "good boy" when I came.  Didn't try anything else on.  Very strangely, she started boiling eggs and put the TV when we were done. 

Overall verdict - neutral. 

Would I return - no, not for me i'm afraid.

[sparkus]

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Saw Patricia in late December. 

Comms:  Ok, fairly prompt texts.  No issues.
Location:  Near Hammersmith and Ravenscourt  Court Stations (not far from Maya's place).  Apartment was nice - bright, clean and airy.
Looks:  Large size 14/16.  Smiley.  Big tits.  Friendly.  Big blonde hair.  Claims to be half Swedish and half Hungarian. 

Asked for a hard massage and it was not bad.  She used a Massage Table.  When I turned around I asked for a HJ she quoted me 10 extra which in hindsight (£70/30 mins feels like a stitch up).  Decent HJ, tits were out and she strangely said "good boy" when I came.  Didn't try anything else on.  Very strangely, she started boiling eggs and put the TV when we were done. 

Overall verdict - neutral. 

Would I return - no, not for me i'm afraid.

We established this is in fact WG 'Leila 4 you', see my review.

[Jim7519]

OK I saw Eva last night from External Link/Members Only

Everything started professionally - 20 min into the session, she started tickle my well-shaven jewels with her foot long fake acrylic nails and asked me with her Soviet accent whether I wanted to end this happily. I mean, I was just happened to be there, I wasn't seeking anything like this but out of curiosity I inquired about her price list. Well, she quoted me £150 just for naked HR... I instantly started to discuss the pros and cons of this affair in my head whether to go ahead or not. Whilst I was debating with myself she suddenly said the total would be £220 in a sovietly manner.
In other words regular massage fee + the extra = a lousy ejaculation.
At the end I kindly declined this proposterus offer like a decent gentleman and allowed her to finish the rest of the session which turned into a severely weird situation. After all this, I am in need of an another massage just to get rid of this one and as I go through the other people on this website I can sense some potential in others. And hopefully they will be more reasonable when it comes to pricing.
Maybe I should have started a new thread on this...

Was it an incall or outcall massage ?

[Alexishere]

Was it an incall or outcall massage ?

outcall

[pepsicolaboy]

OK I saw Eva last night from External Link/Members Only

Everything started professionally - 20 min into the session, she started tickle my well-shaven jewels with her foot long fake acrylic nails and asked me with her Soviet accent whether I wanted to end this happily. I mean, I was just happened to be there, I wasn't seeking anything like this but out of curiosity I inquired about her price list. Well, she quoted me £150 just for naked HR... I instantly started to discuss the pros and cons of this affair in my head whether to go ahead or not. Whilst I was debating with myself she suddenly said the total would be £220 in a sovietly manner.
In other words regular massage fee + the extra = a lousy ejaculation.
At the end I kindly declined this proposterus offer like a decent gentleman and allowed her to finish the rest of the session which turned into a severely weird situation. After all this, I am in need of an another massage just to get rid of this one and as I go through the other people on this website I can sense some potential in others. And hopefully they will be more reasonable when it comes to pricing.
Maybe I should have started a new thread on this...

That is not the going price and she was clearly attempting to rip you off, if you (obviously) clean, nice and respectful guy SP should give you HR and you tip them if you want - or at worst £20 or thereabouts IMO 'charge.'

Obviously more than HR I suspect would be an upgrade. This agency £60-70 per hour outcall for massage and she wanted to charge you £150 on top for HR 

Thanks I will avoid her.

[gg1105]

Anyone still working in Southwest london? I have had the vaccine and also recently had COVID so I don't think I will be transmitting the virus.

[Grandslam]

Anyone still working in Southwest london? I have had the vaccine and also recently had COVID so I don't think I will be transmitting the virus.

No evidence that having the vaccine prevents transmission

[wannabe]

No evidence that having the vaccine prevents transmission

Totally agree with Grandslam.

You presumably have only had one dose of the vaccine and you need two to get its full effect. Even after that we don't know enough about the vaccine yet to know whether vaccinated people can still carry and transmit the virus. That applies to people who have had Covid too. It would clearly be possible for you to touch a surface and have the virus on your hands. It can survive for a while on the skin. The you touch the wg or something in her flat, then she picks it up.

The problem we have with this virus is that people like you are so badly informed that we may never beat it due to ignorance.

[Jeffers77]

No evidence that having the vaccine prevents transmission

What?
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[joninbristol]

Anyone still working in Southwest london? I have had the vaccine and also recently had COVID so I don't think I will be transmitting the virus.

So, you're not a front line health worker, otherwise you'd know that having had COVID does not mean you are safe from transmitting it to others.

I also suspect you're pulling a fast one on us here, as you stated in one of your previous posts in 2016 on here that "I am a young guy of oriental origin". (Unless you've been to space at near light speed, it seems fair to state you've not aged 30-40 years in the last five years of our Earth time? Correct me if I'm wrong.) Source: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88864.msg1085652#msg1085652

Even critical infrastructure workers like myself, who are not front line health care staff, do not have priority treatment for any of the vaccines.
Nor can you pay for it. Anywhere.

So, given that no-one under 70, bar front line health workers who would all know better, can get the vaccine at present, and you claimed to be young in 2016, your claim now that you "have had the vaccine" seems a rather dubious one, to put it mildly. And given your "I think" statements, it seems highly unlikely you're a doctor or an ICU nurse.

[wannabe]

What?
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BBC News - Covid: Vaccinated people may spread virus, says Van-Tam
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[daviemac]

Is this a massage thread or a COVID thread.   

[Jeffers77]

BBC News - Covid: Vaccinated people may spread virus, says Van-Tam
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"may"

There is evidence to suggest it does slow the spread - I just posted it. Grandslam needs to stop posting alarmist incorrect information.
Agree things are not certain at the moment but there is a high likelihood it will prevent transmission. We will know soon - Israel will be the Canary.

Is this a massage thread or a COVID thread.   

Apologies!

[yesbby]

I saw this one yesterday - waste of money
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It's not the girl - how could I be so optimistic - although I went with it as she was actually quite a handsome mid thirties polish lady who was up front about B2B and tantric in her services.

However, the service flattered to deceive. She asked about 'deep tissue' bit basically spent 40 mins stroking me with oil, turned me over and went furiously at a hand job with the sole intention of making me cum, which I didn't

wished I'd saved up for a proper experience

I few of the girls on here are very good looking.. I wonder how many are real

[jasckg88]

I few of the girls on here are very good looking.. I wonder how many are real

Trust me mate, when I started out, I was stupid and went with one of those agencys who provided Nuru massage with asian ladies. Typical B&S with the profiles which was a shame cuz the first girl was pretty despite the B&S and did use Nuru gel but she left the UK.

Hopefully when we open back up, I'll be trying some of the AW WGs who offer it these services.

[JackNastyFace]

I saw this one yesterday - waste of money
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It's not the girl - how could I be so optimistic - although I went with it as she was actually quite a handsome mid thirties polish lady who was up front about B2B and tantric in her services.

However, the service flattered to deceive. She asked about 'deep tissue' bit basically spent 40 mins stroking me with oil, turned me over and went furiously at a hand job with the sole intention of making me cum, which I didn't

For future reference and search utility, this provider uses fake photos in a number of places.  Namely:

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In all cases, that is not her in the photo. 

Her number is 07521263155.

I've seen her a while ago and it was similar to this mini-review.  As I'm a newbie and unfamiliar with etiquette here, forgive me for asking: would it be beneficial if I filed a separate review, even if it was out of date?

[sparkus]

For future reference and search utility, this provider uses fake photos in a number of places.  Namely:

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In all cases, that is not her in the photo. 

Her number is 07521263155.

I've seen her a while ago and it was similar to this mini-review.  As I'm a newbie and unfamiliar with etiquette here, forgive me for asking: would it be beneficial if I filed a separate review, even if it was out of date?

If outside UKP rules on dates, it might help if OP could instead write a brief if perfunctory review of his more recent experience under which you (and others) could file such intel.

[yesbby]

OK I'll do that.

Thanks for the added info - I'll include it in my review

[Hansolo69]

I saw this one yesterday - waste of money
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It's not the girl - how could I be so optimistic - although I went with it as she was actually quite a handsome mid thirties polish lady who was up front about B2B and tantric in her services.

However, the service flattered to deceive. She asked about 'deep tissue' bit basically spent 40 mins stroking me with oil, turned me over and went furiously at a hand job with the sole intention of making me cum, which I didn't

wished I'd saved up for a proper experience

I few of the girls on here are very good looking.. I wonder how many are real

Thanks for the heads-up, i was considering this one.

[JackNastyFace]

If outside UKP rules on dates, it might help if OP could instead write a brief if perfunctory review of his more recent experience under which you (and others) could file such intel.

Thanks!  Please could you clarify what the rules on dates are?

[Kev40ish]

Thanks!  Please could you clarify what the rules on dates are?

New members are allowed to write reviews up to a year old..

[JackNastyFace]

New members are allowed to write reviews up to a year old..

Many thanks

[Jonestown]

New on AW, Chinese massage girl Tina in Waltham Forrest, pending verification:-

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She has the phone number in the body of the profile, so just in case that disappears sharpish, its 07440 401045

[Muff licker]

New on AW, Chinese massage girl Tina in Waltham Forrest, pending verification:-

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She has the phone number in the body of the profile, so just in case that disappears sharpish, its 07440 401045

Looks suspiciously cheap?

[Jonestown]

Looks suspiciously cheap?

I'd say it looks suspiciously straight, £50 for an hours massage is on point if there is no happy ending involved; but then why put a profile on AW ?

Also on VS:-

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[sparkus]

New on AW, Chinese massage girl Tina in Waltham Forrest, pending verification:-

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She has the phone number in the body of the profile, so just in case that disappears sharpish, its 07440 401045

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There was a Gumtree ad with this photo up very recently but only lasted a few hours.

I reported the intel (not sure which thread) for their previous ad and I confirmed extras were available, also told me size of girls working.

[sparkus]

Worth a cross post: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289484.msg3112906#msg3112906

[deek12345]

In reply to Sparkus and Jonestown above, i've just posted a review of yesterday's near visit.

[lougb1]

In reply to Sparkus and Jonestown above, i've just posted a review of yesterday's near visit.

You mean this one?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=120020

[deek12345]

yes

[Tedbandy]

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Paid a visit to Australian Jessie in link above.  It is 100 notes for 1 hour of tantric massage/b2b.

As someone alluded to earlier the Whatsapp pic is a tempting one and that prompted me to book. However before arrival i was sceptical of both the pic and the Australian part.

To summarise, she is definitely Australian and the pic doesnt do her justice. She is sexy in a way that almost makes you feel uncomfortable , i hope that makes sense but she had some kind of presence about her.

If you are a chebs fan then this is worth a visit, they are humungus. On the downside you are not allowed to touch them or any body part of interest for that matter!

Despite this it was a very skilled tantric massage with good chat too. On a side note i dont think i am cut out for tantric, on the flip and in full sight of the chebs i did not last long at all!

Worth a visit for you all i think on a one off basis

[beart]

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Paid a visit to Australian Jessie in link above.  It is 100 notes for 1 hour of tantric massage/b2b.

Tedbandy what height / dress size would you say she was?

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[Tedbandy]

Im no good at this size malarkey. I would say due to the cheb size she is probably a fit size 12, relatively tall aswell.

That first pic you just attached looks a bit fake to me, the 2nd one is real but she is much prettier with hair down etc.

[sparkus]

Superb TOFTT!

So a naked no touching HE?

[harry1980]

OK I saw Eva last night from External Link/Members Only

Everything started professionally - 20 min into the session, she started tickle my well-shaven jewels with her foot long fake acrylic nails and asked me with her Soviet accent whether I wanted to end this happily. I mean, I was just happened to be there, I wasn't seeking anything like this but out of curiosity I inquired about her price list. Well, she quoted me £150 just for naked HR... I instantly started to discuss the pros and cons of this affair in my head whether to go ahead or not. Whilst I was debating with myself she suddenly said the total would be £220 in a sovietly manner.
In other words regular massage fee + the extra = a lousy ejaculation.
At the end I kindly declined this proposterus offer like a decent gentleman and allowed her to finish the rest of the session which turned into a severely weird situation. After all this, I am in need of an another massage just to get rid of this one and as I go through the other people on this website I can sense some potential in others. And hopefully they will be more reasonable when it comes to pricing.
Maybe I should have started a new thread on this...

I saw Eva too on an out call but through another agency City Massage. Same scenario, she tried charging me £150 for b2b but we only had about 10 mins left. Settled on £60 HE which was ludicrous but by this point... well you know I’m naked and hard  These agency professional massages are hit and miss with the extras and if there are they want to charge you extortionate rates. Best just booking with someone that states prices from the outset.

[Tedbandy]

Superb TOFTT!

So a naked no touching HE?

I forgot, or more likely repressed what she told me after.

Basically i think i missed out on a glorious tit wank because of splooging too early!

[sparkus]

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[LLPunting]

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[Adamsfamily55]

Tedbandy what height / dress size would you say she was?

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I concur regarding breast size, she was a bit too chatty for my liking though and too many restrictions on touching her breasts. She’s also noticing older than the picture

[actionjack]

Anyone seen British sensual massage therapist Kayla, in Bromley/ Beckenham? External Link/Members Only

Was sure I’d seen mention of her somewhere on here, but couldn’t find in any searches...

[As soon as I posted this, 2017 review link popped up, so seems got my answer]

[LLPunting]

Anyone seen British sensual massage therapist Kayla, in Bromley/ Beckenham? External Link/Members Only

Was sure I’d seen mention of her somewhere on here, but couldn’t find in any searches...

[As soon as I posted this, 2017 review link popped up, so seems got my answer]

She's been advertising in the area for a good few years with a few breaks here and there, same edited headshot in all the ads I've seen, I never associated her with any of the other women pictured in the "review".  If they are all her then I'd stay well clear, I've seen those faces on other profiles and was convinced they were different SPs.  The described encounter reads like a scam wrt obtaining proper VFM yet he gave her a positive, speaks to the state of most of the offerings in the area.  Back yesteryear there were a handful of brothels around that had a good collection of regular girls who served up VFM for many tastes.

I can't recall if early enquiries when I first noticed her resulted in a quote of +150 for FS, the pattern of changing details and offerings across her ads in AW, GT, VS, etc just set all kinds of alarms ringing.  If you gotta do her because the pics get you stiff then go blow yer money, every time I see another of her ads I just move on to the next girl.

[LLPunting]

She's been advertising in the area for a good few years with a few breaks here and there, same edited headshot in all the ads I've seen, I never associated her with any of the other women pictured in the "review".  If they are all her then I'd stay well clear, I've seen those faces on other profiles and was convinced they were different SPs.  The described encounter reads like a scam wrt obtaining proper VFM yet he gave her a positive, speaks to the state of most of the offerings in the area.  Back yesteryear there were a handful of brothels around that had a good collection of regular girls who served up VFM for many tastes.

I can't recall if early enquiries when I first noticed her resulted in a quote of +150 for FS, the pattern of changing details and offerings across her ads in AW, GT, VS, etc just set all kinds of alarms ringing.  If you gotta do her because the pics get you stiff then go blow yer money, every time I see another of her ads I just move on to the next girl.

Forgot to say that she advertises as Chanel in all the ads I've seen.

[actionjack]

Forgot to say that she advertises as Chanel in all the ads I've seen.

Cheers. Sounds like one to steer clear of then. Didn’t even float my boat massively, but like you said it’s slim pickings in this neck of woods

[sparkus]

I concur regarding breast size, she was a bit too chatty for my liking though and too many restrictions on touching her breasts. She’s also noticing older than the picture

What kind of 'restrictions'? First reviewer mentioned this but didn't really say as he shot his bolt so quick on seeing them

[Tedbandy]

What kind of 'restrictions'? First reviewer mentioned this but didn't really say as he shot his bolt so quick on seeing them

Thanks for the reminder Sparkus!

Im pretty sure you can get a titwank but are not allowed to touch or suck the bangers.

One thing i forgot to mention in the review is that she offered an upsell for an extra 50 notes towards the end. She said ner nickname is Dyson and would give a blowie (the mention of it is probably why i shot my bolt so early!)