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Offline thunder

Well after contemplating quite a while I've been to the Bizarre Events yesterday night.The party I attended was called Bi-Kink Orgy. It wasn't as fun as I had expected but for the price I've paid I think it was worth giving it a try.First of all I must say that some hosts were great and they do their best to feel you at ease.I'm straight and I'm not into Bi-stuff or something but I had heard good things about this party and wanted to give it a try. One of the hosts was supersexy and she talked with the guy next to me and didn't bother to talk with me which made me feel a bit left-out. Well the hosts don't get into action so I didn't care much. A lot of free drinks, cross-dressed guys and some really old men totally naked.Weird.
I've been to LMP before and obviously it is quite different and this was my first swingers party.So it was cool just to see the atmosphere anyway.
And it was quite strange indeed, I'm really happy that I didn't meet someone I know.There were only few girls.One really curvy lady, or should I say fat, another really hot British slut with heels and lingerie who arrived with his boyfriend. Then a really hot woman arrived with her slave totally naked but until I approached them they just left.Probably it was a quite evening. I approached the British slut which had 3 boys around her one of which was her boyfriend.I introduced myself and we shaked hands but she totally ignored me not taking me into conservation.I was quite let down. I am better looking than two of the guys with them by far, but maybe there is something else that they look into. Eventually she only played with her boyfriend and these two guys who participated to their stupid conversation all night left without being able to touch her at all :) But honestly she was sexy and when they played guys surrounded them looking like hungry wolfs and masturbating at the same time. Funny.
Party started at 9 and it was almost 1 am with no action at all.I didn't feel like speaking with guys I mean it feels so stupid and superficial when we are all there to fuck and have to make some stupid conversations like "is it your first time bla bla"...
There was another curvy woman with heels and stockings probably 50ish and they made a kind of show with her. She was with her partner who was dressed with leather stuff. And then in another room I saw the first action, wish I hadn't seen it :) This 80ish old man totally naked whole night was sucking another old man.OMG!
Saw few more people arriving one was very hot blonde.Approached her said it's my first time and she said she comes time to time and then I realized she was there for a show kind of sado-maso show with another guy. :) I watched for a while  and it was boring but the girl was hot, I felt sorry for her.No need to.
In the main room the british blonde slut was playing with her boyfriend.And there were some newcomers, two punk bitches and a young guy with his partner. The punks seemed cool but didn't approach them.
After a while,in the other room her partner, another guy naked with high hells was trying to put the 50ish curvy blonde to a sex swing, I felt some action was about to start and joined them. Even though normally, I wouldn't find her attractive I was turned on in the heat of moment. Soon, we became 4 guys and the guy with the high heels started to lick her pussy while I started to lick and suck her nipples before anyone does.Then I gave her my fingers making her lick one by one and the other guy started to fuck her while her partner and some other guy rubbing their cocks wherever they find empty. I searched for a condom and put it on since I'd not let her suck me bareback and gave my cock into her mouth while her partner was pushing her head to my cock.I could make her suck my balls too which I wanted in the heat of the moment but decided not to. I'm very serious about the protection and I find it very courageous that people do bareback oral while there are zillions of STD that can pass by OWO. I couldn't hold myself anymore, approached her and asked can I come in your mouth bitch? she said yes, and I spit in her mouth in the heat of the moment and she was ok with it. While her partner and other guys were moaning come on her etc. especially her partner calling her suck it bitch lick it bitch...I took off the condom shot my load into her  mouth she tried to approach to lick and I backed out and offloaded the remaining on her body.And man I was surprised when one of the guys started to lick my cum on her body while her partner was taking into her mouth for her to swallow. I went to the toilet to wash myself. and then other guys came and the woman was the center of attraction. I approached once again and again made her give me a blowjob later but I couldn't come. finally when she was about to leave I made her stand on her knees while I was jerking off to come on her face but suddenly too many guys surrounded and I couldn't concentrate plus she was trying to suck me which I didn't want since I didn't have the condom,  and thanked her spanked her ass and let her go.
There was some more action on the sofa with this guy and two punk girls having a threesome.Lucky bastard she was having a blowjob while kissing the other girl. I approached one of the girls in the beginning of the action but when I tried to kiss her she said no and I left.I'd not kiss her after she sucked the guy so it was before that :)
finally, I felt like I got what I paid for though I'd prefer the woman to be more attractive. Nevertheless, she satisfied quite a few guys even tough none of them was able to give her a hard pounding as far as I could see.
Through the end of the night there was another punk girl very attractive with a guy full of tattoos but didn't approach since they also seemed to be friends of organizers.
Overall, it was a strange but nice experience worth giving a try. Don't know if I'll be ever back but could be one day.Hopefully there will be more girls.But I guess I don't like the conversation approaching part of the whole action.

Offline Straife

No offence, but that sounded terrible. It sounds like you waited for hours trying to get with several women but ended up with the old fat one.

Offline smiths

Well after contemplating quite a while I've been to the Bizarre Events yesterday night.The party I attended was called Bi-Kink Orgy. It wasn't as fun as I had expected but for the price I've paid I think it was worth giving it a try.First of all I must say that some hosts were great and they do their best to feel you at ease.I'm straight and I'm not into Bi-stuff or something but I had heard good things about this party and wanted to give it a try. One of the hosts was supersexy and she talked with the guy next to me and didn't bother to talk with me which made me feel a bit left-out. Well the hosts don't get into action so I didn't care much. A lot of free drinks, cross-dressed guys and some really old men totally naked.Weird.
I've been to LMP before and obviously it is quite different and this was my first swingers party.So it was cool just to see the atmosphere anyway.
And it was quite strange indeed, I'm really happy that I didn't meet someone I know.There were only few girls.One really curvy lady, or should I say fat, another really hot British slut with heels and lingerie who arrived with his boyfriend. Then a really hot woman arrived with her slave totally naked but until I approached them they just left.Probably it was a quite evening. I approached the British slut which had 3 boys around her one of which was her boyfriend.I introduced myself and we shaked hands but she totally ignored me not taking me into conservation.I was quite let down. I am better looking than two of the guys with them by far, but maybe there is something else that they look into. Eventually she only played with her boyfriend and these two guys who participated to their stupid conversation all night left without being able to touch her at all :) But honestly she was sexy and when they played guys surrounded them looking like hungry wolfs and masturbating at the same time. Funny.
Party started at 9 and it was almost 1 am with no action at all.I didn't feel like speaking with guys I mean it feels so stupid and superficial when we are all there to fuck and have to make some stupid conversations like "is it your first time bla bla"...
There was another curvy woman with heels and stockings probably 50ish and they made a kind of show with her. She was with her partner who was dressed with leather stuff. And then in another room I saw the first action, wish I hadn't seen it :) This 80ish old man totally naked whole night was sucking another old man.OMG!
Saw few more people arriving one was very hot blonde.Approached her said it's my first time and she said she comes time to time and then I realized she was there for a show kind of sado-maso show with another guy. :) I watched for a while  and it was boring but the girl was hot, I felt sorry for her.No need to.
In the main room the british blonde slut was playing with her boyfriend.And there were some newcomers, two punk bitches and a young guy with his partner. The punks seemed cool but didn't approach them.
After a while,in the other room her partner, another guy naked with high hells was trying to put the 50ish curvy blonde to a sex swing, I felt some action was about to start and joined them. Even though normally, I wouldn't find her attractive I was turned on in the heat of moment. Soon, we became 4 guys and the guy with the high heels started to lick her pussy while I started to lick and suck her nipples before anyone does.Then I gave her my fingers making her lick one by one and the other guy started to fuck her while her partner and some other guy rubbing their cocks wherever they find empty. I searched for a condom and put it on since I'd not let her suck me bareback and gave my cock into her mouth while her partner was pushing her head to my cock.I could make her suck my balls too which I wanted in the heat of the moment but decided not to. I'm very serious about the protection and I find it very courageous that people do bareback oral while there are zillions of STD that can pass by OWO. I couldn't hold myself anymore, approached her and asked can I come in your mouth bitch? she said yes, and I spit in her mouth in the heat of the moment and she was ok with it. While her partner and other guys were moaning come on her etc. especially her partner calling her suck it bitch lick it bitch...I took off the condom shot my load into her  mouth she tried to approach to lick and I backed out and offloaded the remaining on her body.And man I was surprised when one of the guys started to lick my cum on her body while her partner was taking into her mouth for her to swallow. I went to the toilet to wash myself. and then other guys came and the woman was the center of attraction. I approached once again and again made her give me a blowjob later but I couldn't come. finally when she was about to leave I made her stand on her knees while I was jerking off to come on her face but suddenly too many guys surrounded and I couldn't concentrate plus she was trying to suck me which I didn't want since I didn't have the condom,  and thanked her spanked her ass and let her go.
There was some more action on the sofa with this guy and two punk girls having a threesome.Lucky bastard she was having a blowjob while kissing the other girl. I approached one of the girls in the beginning of the action but when I tried to kiss her she said no and I left.I'd not kiss her after she sucked the guy so it was before that :)
finally, I felt like I got what I paid for though I'd prefer the woman to be more attractive. Nevertheless, she satisfied quite a few guys even tough none of them was able to give her a hard pounding as far as I could see.
Through the end of the night there was another punk girl very attractive with a guy full of tattoos but didn't approach since they also seemed to be friends of organizers.
Overall, it was a strange but nice experience worth giving a try. Don't know if I'll be ever back but could be one day.Hopefully there will be more girls.But I guess I don't like the conversation approaching part of the whole action.

Can you provide a link and say what it cost and for how long please. Not my bag, i require a guaranteed punt and only straight parties, but it might suit some others of course.

Offline thunder

No offence, but that sounded terrible. It sounds like you waited for hours trying to get with several women but ended up with the old fat one.

maybe, but I'm happy with the experience.
even though it wasn't fun as I had expected I didn't go there with many expectations at all.

Offline thunder

Can you provide a link and say what it cost and for how long please. Not my bag, i require a guaranteed punt and only straight parties, but it might suit some others of course.

http://www.bizarre-events.com/
50 pounds for the party - 30 for the membership that you pay in the entrance.

Offline smiths

http://www.bizarre-events.com/
50 pounds for the party - 30 for the membership that you pay in the entrance.

Thanks for that.

Wiltsboy01

I approached one of the girls in the beginning of the action but when I tried to kiss her she said no and I left.

Bollocks to that - why pay and get knocked back? I'm out - as they say.

Offline Goofy85

That review did make it sounds awful. Like my worst nightmare, in fact.

Offline thunder

Bollocks to that - why pay and get knocked back? I'm out - as they say.

No offense but you probably miss the point here.This is a swingers event so not everyone is ready to fuck each other and hence sex is not guaranteed. It's quite normal you approach someone and if she's not into you she says no and you proceed...Eventually she only played with her boyfriend.It's a preference there is LMP and these kinds of events where you pay and get laid for sure.

Offline thunder

That review did make it sounds awful. Like my worst nightmare, in fact.

The name says it all : Bizarre Events. I don't care if that review made it sound awful to you, If it's not your thing just pass by, I have just done an honest review of my experience.

Offline Tailpipe

Not even going to try and read that shit its far to long

There should be a rule about max post size

I see a post that big just makes me want to self harm.  :bomb:

Offline thunder

Not even going to try and read that shit its far to long

There should be a rule about max post size

I see a post that big just makes me want to self harm.  :bomb:

maybe there should be a rule about preventing people to call others' post shit..don't know, maybe there's one...

Offline Tailpipe

maybe there should be a rule about preventing people to call others' post shit..don't know, maybe there's one...


I don,t if its shit as I have not read it just looks shit as its to long  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 08:46:42 AM by NIK »

Offline lovingfacials

Not even going to try and read that shit its far to long

There should be a rule about max post size

I see a post that big just makes me want to self harm.  :bomb:

TP

Fuck that - agree totally like fuck im trawling through that 'war \& peace post

get a fucking grip man

Offline Goofy85

The name says it all : Bizarre Events. I don't care if that review made it sound awful to you, If it's not your thing just pass by, I have just done an honest review of my experience.

Oh, not a go at you, or the event. Not judging!

Just suggesting that your account of the experience for me does not convey a positive experience, but if you enjoyed it fair enough. That's great!

But we are allowed to discuss our opinions and take on the review. And this was my take - saying it is not for me.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 10:47:03 PM by cupnoodle »

Offline vt

So £80 to possibly watch some wrinkly octogenarians suck each other off and you get a BJ off an old boiler...no wonder it's called bizarre!!  :D

I suppose there's a chance you might get lucky with a stunner...but if you didn't and you're a fairly attractive chap, there's not much chance for the rest of us.

Glad you thought it a positive experience nicholaihel and thanks for the report, but I reckon I'll pass.


Offline akauya

I was trying to read it because I'm interested in swinging clubs as I have been to many and had a range of experiences from excellent to bad and sometimes downright weird.

I would have read it all but the lack of paragraph breaks did something to my eyes so couldn't continue. It's worth to remember a well written account, even if it's long, can be fun reading but when the text is so tightly put together it makes it hard to read.

To the OP, it must have been a good experience for you, that's why you decided to start a review. Try and remember swinging is not for everyone and on this board 99% of the members I would guess are strict punters who expect getting sex after you hand your money over - that's the whole point about punting. So I would have started the review with that proviso that your experience was not of punting but a visit to a swingers/fetish club.

If you had posted this in a swingers forum it would have had a different reception, as this is a punters site I'm not surprised the reception it got.

But kudos to you for trying out new experiences, alas I can't read it all.

Offline thunder

TP

Fuck that - agree totally like fuck im trawling through that 'war \& peace post

get a fucking grip man

Well maybe some people like to read a detailed experience. If you don't like it just skip it, why bother making a post to criticize. If there was a rule about the post size , it wouldn't allow me to post right...It is modified and no longer appears in your post but calling me "dickhead" showed your level and I'm not going to respond calling you names and go down to your level.

Offline thunder

Oh, not a go at you, or the event. Not judging!

Just suggesting that your account of the experience for me does not convey a positive experience, but if you enjoyed it fair enough. That's great!

But we are allowed to discuss our opinions and take on the review. And this was my take - saying it is not for me.

thanks for the explanation. Of course, it's good to share opinions and say it's not your thing. I just don't like people making decisions instead of me in some other posts and saying it's an awful experience.Well saying I don't like it is different than judging it on behalf of me. Maybe I like to be sucked by a curvy 50ish blonde!!
I was mistaken about your comment, apologies for that.

Offline thunder

I was trying to read it because I'm interested in swinging clubs as I have been to many and had a range of experiences from excellent to bad and sometimes downright weird.

I would have read it all but the lack of paragraph breaks did something to my eyes so couldn't continue. It's worth to remember a well written account, even if it's long, can be fun reading but when the text is so tightly put together it makes it hard to read.

To the OP, it must have been a good experience for you, that's why you decided to start a review. Try and remember swinging is not for everyone and on this board 99% of the members I would guess are strict punters who expect getting sex after you hand your money over - that's the whole point about punting. So I would have started the review with that proviso that your experience was not of punting but a visit to a swingers/fetish club.

If you had posted this in a swingers forum it would have had a different reception, as this is a punters site I'm not surprised the reception it got.

But kudos to you for trying out new experiences, alas I can't read it all.

Fair enough.

« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 05:45:07 PM by nicholaihel »

Offline thunder


I don,t if its shit as I have not read it just looks shit as its to long  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Well maybe some people like to read a detailed experience. If you don't like it just skip it, why bother making a post to criticize. If there was a rule about the post size , it wouldn't allow me to post right...It is modified and no longer appears in your post but calling me "dickhead" showed your level and I'm not going to respond calling you names and go down to your level.

Offline thunder

Well maybe some people like to read a detailed experience. If you don't like it just skip it, why bother making a post to criticize. If there was a rule about the post size , it wouldn't allow me to post right...It is modified and no longer appears in your post but calling me "dickhead" showed your level and I'm not going to respond calling you names and go down to your level.

This was meant to be for tailpipe or whatever his nickname is, not for you "loving facials".  Nevertheless same goes for you except the "dickhead" part...I dont understand your english much anyway , WTF is TP, two pounds? don't think  I'll ever post in this forum again and lose my precious time respondinh to people like you...
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 05:53:47 PM by nicholaihel »

Offline Goofy85

thanks for the explanation. Of course, it's good to share opinions and say it's not your thing. I just don't like people making decisions instead of me in some other posts and saying it's an awful experience.Well saying I don't like it is different than judging it on behalf of me. Maybe I like to be sucked by a curvy 50ish blonde!!
I was mistaken about your comment, apologies for that.

No worries! I enjoyed reading your review. The party style scene is new to me, so it's always good to hear about new experiences. If it wasn't for people such as yourself, some of us wouldn't have a clue about them, and what happens. So feel free to write more reviews. Much appreciated.

I've only ever been to one LMP event. While the event was well-run I found it wasn't for me. Because I can usually last quite long I found that the set-up suited guys who like to 'pop' as many times as possible. Whereas I prefer to spend more time with women. Because of that I'm not too sure I'd visit LMP again. But it's good to hear about other events.




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