Alisha Rydes - OMG avoid - Grantham

[Jeff_withpetersen]

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My first ever negative review. All through my punting career, I've always thought 'I've never had a negative' - okay I've had punts that fell through on the day, even times I've travelled to the punt and it's gone south before I met the WG, but never a bone fide 'met the woman and that was shit'. I always knew it was coming sooner or later though and good lord here it was.

I was in Grantham on business for a few days. Checked AW, 'Alisha Rydes' showed up. Legit porn star, albeit appeared at least 40s-50s, but yeah I thought why not, nothing better on the cards. So arranged a meet. Comms were fine, in fairness. So that's something!

Firstly this woman looks decades older than her AW pics - notice her most recent AW pic is date stamped 2012 and her twitter account (which I took a point of googling before the meet lol) is 'invite only' so you can't see how she looks now (if she even posts pics on there). Red flags right there but to my shame I ignored. She's probably closer to 60 or 65 yet marketing herself as 49.

Punt was shit. I don't want to get in to too many details, all I ask is that people reflect that I've been on here over 3 years, posted hundreds of times, never left a negative before and lots of positives, so hopefully that carries a tiny bit of weight for anyone who sees this review. She's at least 60, and appears more concerned about her dog than the punter. Now I know pet owners can be a bit like that, but jesus not when the customer is there having paid £150 for the hour! Sex not that good, slow, dull and monotonous, interrupted by her concerns for dog on more than one occasion, plus she has a weird personality that I just didn't get with at all. Everything is 'babe' this and 'love' that, in between acting like you're lucky to be there while she tends to her pet, just really didn't like it and not like ANY punt I've ever had before.

Look at my reviews, over years - I usually bend over backwards to give a positive even to 'arguable neutrals' but on this, I feel it my duty to warn people away. If I can save a punter £150 then I feel that adds to the good karma here. She's way older than 49, which let's face it is pretty old in punting terms anyway, she seems to care more about her dog than the punter, the punt is just weird, no no no, a thousand times no.

[womanlover]

Shame, I've seen a few of her porno vids,, the first time I saw one she looked really milfy and sexy and I thought I'd love to do a busty milf like that.... then a few years later noticed her on AW and got quite excited! But at the time Grantham was miles away for me.... now though I've seen some newer vids of her and I'm slightly put off,, she seems a little fatter and older...so she had been gradually slipping down my hotlist.... and now I live about an hour and a bit from her she is a more realistic distance to arrange a meet... but after reading this... think she is at the bottom of my list now! Bring on SaucyBeth in stoke instead then for me as an alternative!

[Bangers and Gash]

Fuck me rigid. If she really is 49 then that must of been one hell of a paper round.

Maybe the OP should of paid her with a large bag of mint imperials. 

[nottspunter]

thanks for the review she was on my to do list but perhaps not now.

[mediumjoe]

Thanks Jeff,  have always fancied the look of her on her profile so thanks for the warning, now ditched cheers Joe

[ir34]

She has a video at Pascal's Sub Sluts, where she already looks 20 years above her AW age.

Sorry mate, maybe better one next time.

[mediumjoe]

 Just looked at her on x videos she has turned into a right fat slag, bloody awful .

[Jeff_withpetersen]

Unfortunately yes I had to experience that first hand. Should've walked, no idea why I didn't. Genuinely disgusting person.

[Alisha Rydes]

Firstly I am not 60 or 65 and if you look at my feedback on adultwork I have not had. Negative review in the 6 years I have been doing this , I have to dispute this as I am always attentive to my clients in fact I'm over the top , also I communicate with my client throughout and try to make the gentleman relaxed and offer a complete gfe experience .

In the whole of my 6 years in the adult industry have I ever had negative feedback and there are up to date pics on twitter which I take daily and also in my private gallery on adultwork.

When was this meet supposed to have happened??

[MarcT]

Thanks Jeff,  have always fancied the look of her on her profile so thanks for the warning, now ditched cheers Joe

+ 1

That's a shame,  but thanks Jeff. She is out of my MILF list 

[MarcT]

Fuck me rigid. If she really is 49 then that must of been one hell of a paper round.

Maybe the OP should of paid her with a large bag of mint imperials. 

 

[James999]

Firstly I am not 60 or 65 and if you look at my feedback

We can see your feedback above, and it clearly says 60 - 65

Your pictures seem to fit with an eldrly woman, and they're possibly a few years old as well,

As such the reality is you're clearly nearer 70 than your profile age of 49 

[James999]

Shame, I've seen a few of her porno vids,, the first time I saw one she looked really milfy

Was it on betamax 

[Jeff_withpetersen]

.... and it would appear she signs up for an account on here just to shout the odds and supposedly call me out as a liar(me being someone who has been on here years and never left a negative review for anyone else ever) - as if that's going to help drum up business? I infer from her banning reason that she contacted admin to try and get my review pulled down or something?

Says it all really.

[two20]

Thanks for that, she looks like she's definitely peaked, it's all downhill now.

[Jeff_withpetersen]

I see that she has made her twitter open to all now rather than invite-only as it was when I saw her, presumably in an attempt to 'prove' she is actually only 49.

I suggest anyone thinking about seeing her takes a careful second look at her post on this thread and then her twitter pics which are now freely available and draws their own conclusions. I won't be wasting any more of my own time on this particular woman but hope I've helped save some members a few quid.

[NervousJ]

She needs to update her photos that's for sure....

Misleading at best, size 12 my arse....id be mightily fucked off driving all that way to find a size 14/16 waiting behind the door....

[James999]

.... and it would appear she signs up for an account on here just to shout the odds and supposedly call me out as a liar

It's pretty common, the UKP haters contact the pro$$ies with negatives and tell them to join and complain, telling them what to say and how to get reviews etc removed, the reality is all it does is drive more traffic to the site, regenerate neagtives & raise interest and thus the site grows further, the pro$$ies usually end up banned (as this one has) and they've just done their image harm, in this case the womans probably not that bothered as even with raising the state pension age she's got to be due her pension shortly 

[Iloveoral]

She needs to update her photos that's for sure....

Misleading at best, size 12 my arse....id be mightily fucked off driving all that way to find a size 14/16 waiting behind the door....

It would have to be a big f@cking door 

I'm impressed people still pay her £150/hr that's insane