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Author Topic: Perla & Monique: Earls Court: Dirty fuckers, feel grubby but satisfied.  (Read 2674 times)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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This has been a shithouse of a week from a business and family perspective, it was high time for some escapism and I needed an easy release, it was time to indulge and a dirty EE duo was on the cards.

This pair are new, young and by reading the descriptions not much is out of bounds, more uniforms listed than Angels [the fancy dress shop, not the escort agency] and a comprehensive range of services, Perla has CIM and swallow on her solo page likes list, Monique CIM, both enjoy rimming, no extra charges, £200 each, £400 the pair.

Text to the agency asking if they are at Lucia or Caroline levels of service confirmed “they are great” and the only issue nagging at the back of my mind is the amount of photoshop which portrays very different looks facially and very obvious body shaping.

The girls: Perla, 21, Russian, 5’4”, 34C-24-34: Monique, Lithuanian, 5’6”, 36C-24-34. They both look voluptuous and severely tattooed, I hoped that didn’t mean porky and cheap looking…..

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The place: Newish refurb in a big house a couple of minutes walk from West Brompton, adequate sized bed/siiting room, two singles pushed together

Well in the flesh they looked like the photos before the photoshopper butchered them, the fucker must’ve used a trowel to do the work.

The ages and tatts are right, they are early twenties, girls next door [if you happen to live next door to an EE council estate], Perla shows the slightly deflated and stretched signs of childbirth, neither are toned, just young, pretty and ordinary but enthusiastic as fuck, with great English and top quality attitudes.

I requested outfits and was greeted by the girls in tiny schoolgirl skirts and little tops, with white holdups and heels. They had forgotton to put underwear on and Perla asked what the punishment was, I smiled, they came either side of me and a three way snog and gropeathon resulted in me on the bed, on my back in my pants with them either side naked bar the skirts which had ridden up revealing fully shaved pussies, nice arses, stockings and shoes.

They forcibly removed my pants and kissed, licked, stroked and sucked me from head to gooch and beyond while my hands wandered, it intensified and after twenty minutes of non stop attention I was ready. They knelt near the mirror mouths open tongues out to receive, unflinchingly as I shot over their faces, tits, hair and in their mouths, they licked me clean and swallowed until I shuddered for respite.

We cleaned up and chatted, about whoring, they are new to escorting having previously worked in a country where prostitution is illegal but you can suck and fuck all you want in a private room at the dance club [as long as the price is right and the authorities have been paid enough to turn the other cheek].

They got me going in the same way as before, rubbered me up and I fucked them both in vigorous cowgirl while the other took care of my balls and gooch until it was time for the second cumming, a carbon copy of the first.

They are good girls, new to London, delivered what they promised with gusto and I can’t fault their work ethic or workrate, but at £400 there was a hint of fag breath and sweat [it was a hot day] I want that level of service from cracking looking girls, I left feeling empty, satisfied but a bit grubby.


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Offline claretandblue

You might consider this a neutral in a few days op?

Agree ,you need to be getting looks and service at those rates!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You might consider this a neutral in a few days op?

Agree ,you need to be getting looks and service at those rates!

Nope, it's a positive because they did what they were down to do and I've been around the block long enough to know what to expect, the girls get a positive, I'm giving myself a big fat negative.

mcgee121

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You might consider this a neutral in a few days op?

Agree ,you need to be getting looks and service at those rates!

Exactly definitely a neutral.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Nope, it's a positive because they did what they were down to do and I've been around the block long enough to know what to expect, the girls get a positive, I'm giving myself a big fat negative.

Will you return to see them ? And what marks did you give them for their classwork  ;)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Will you return to see them ? And what marks did you give them for their classwork  ;)

I won't go back BM, I gave them an A*, they don't set the prices. They were just average looking, Calisto/Ana was gorgeous and provided a similar level of service for the same wonga.

mcgee121

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I won't go back BM, I gave them an A*, they don't set the prices. They were just average looking, Calisto/Ana was gorgeous and provided a similar level of service for the same wonga.

Why won't you go back if they were so great then  :D?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Why won't you go back if they were so great then  :D?

I explained that in the review, are you on a wind up tonight?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Exactly definitely a neutral.

No, a positive, I saw them, I wrote the review, it's my rating.

mcgee121

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I explained that in the review, are you on a wind up tonight?

Yeah you did, hence I don't understand the rating.  This is a low positive imo at best.  Foul breath and stretch marks are no nos even at low prices.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Yeah you did, hence I don't understand the rating.  This is a low positive imo at best.  Foul breath and stretch marks are no nos even at low prices.

The stretch mark part is something that is out of the ops control, it's only faint cigarette breath was the only bad thing. YBL is a experienced punter and reviewer so if he says it's a positive than i will take his word on that one.
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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Yeah you did, hence I don't understand the rating.  This is a low positive imo at best.  Foul breath and stretch marks are no nos even at low prices.

Read the whole review - they delivered listed services with gusto, the review writer makes the decision how to rate the meet, I did, you are entitled to your opinion but my rating stands, high, medium or low, it's a positive, incidentally, I mentioned a hint of fag breath.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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The stretch mark part is something that is out of the ops control, it's only faint cigarette breath wad the only bad thing. YBL is a experienced punter and reviewer so if he says it's a positive than i will take his word on that one.

Thanks BM, sense at last  ;)

mcgee121

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The stretch mark part is something that is out of the ops control, it's only faint cigarette breath wad the only bad thing. YBL is a experienced punter and reviewer so if he says it's a positive than i will take his word on that one.

It's his experience so he can rate it how he likes.  We all have our own interpretation of the rating system.  To me I consider unsightly stretch marks a bad thing and even more so if I paid a high price.

mcgee121

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Read the whole review - they delivered listed services with gusto, the review writer makes the decision how to rate the meet, I did, you are entitled to your opinion but my rating stands, high, medium or low, it's a positive, incidentally, I mentioned a hint of fag breath.

You seem a bit touchy... :D

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You seem a bit touchy... :D

Had a shit week pal, then you started chirruping, no surprise, I'm done now, good evening.

mcgee121

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Had a shit week pal, then you started chirruping, no surprise, I'm done now, good evening.

You're one of my favourite reviewers don't every forget that   :hi:.  Have a good weekend.

Offline peter purves

This has been a shithouse of a week from a business and family perspective, it was high time for some escapism and I needed an easy release, it was time to indulge and a dirty EE duo was on the cards.

This pair are new, young and by reading the descriptions not much is out of bounds, more uniforms listed than Angels [the fancy dress shop, not the escort agency] and a comprehensive range of services, Perla has CIM and swallow on her solo page likes list, Monique CIM, both enjoy rimming, no extra charges, £200 each, £400 the pair.

Text to the agency asking if they are at Lucia or Caroline levels of service confirmed “they are great” and the only issue nagging at the back of my mind is the amount of photoshop which portrays very different looks facially and very obvious body shaping.

The girls: Perla, 21, Russian, 5’4”, 34C-24-34: Monique, Lithuanian, 5’6”, 36C-24-34. They both look voluptuous and severely tattooed, I hoped that didn’t mean porky and cheap looking…..

External Link/Members Only

The place: Newish refurb in a big house a couple of minutes walk from West Brompton, adequate sized bed/siiting room, two singles pushed together

Well in the flesh they looked like the photos before the photoshopper butchered them, the fucker must’ve used a trowel to do the work.

The ages and tatts are right, they are early twenties, girls next door [if you happen to live next door to an EE council estate], Perla shows the slightly deflated and stretched signs of childbirth, neither are toned, just young, pretty and ordinary but enthusiastic as fuck, with great English and top quality attitudes.

I requested outfits and was greeted by the girls in tiny schoolgirl skirts and little tops, with white holdups and heels. They had forgotton to put underwear on and Perla asked what the punishment was, I smiled, they came either side of me and a three way snog and gropeathon resulted in me on the bed, on my back in my pants with them either side naked bar the skirts which had ridden up revealing fully shaved pussies, nice arses, stockings and shoes.

They forcibly removed my pants and kissed, licked, stroked and sucked me from head to gooch and beyond while my hands wandered, it intensified and after twenty minutes of non stop attention I was ready. They knelt near the mirror mouths open tongues out to receive, unflinchingly as I shot over their faces, tits, hair and in their mouths, they licked me clean and swallowed until I shuddered for respite.

We cleaned up and chatted, about whoring, they are new to escorting having previously worked in a country where prostitution is illegal but you can suck and fuck all you want in a private room at the dance club [as long as the price is right and the authorities have been paid enough to turn the other cheek].

They got me going in the same way as before, rubbered me up and I fucked them both in vigorous cowgirl while the other took care of my balls and gooch until it was time for the second cumming, a carbon copy of the first.

They are good girls, new to London, delivered what they promised with gusto and I can’t fault their work ethic or workrate, but at £400 there was a hint of fag breath and sweat [it was a hot day] I want that level of service from cracking looking girls, I left feeling empty, satisfied but a bit grubby.


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Hope you don't mind my tuppence worth sounded like a 'good' punt.

However, not sure how much the above in bold led to or caused and affected each other??

Any thoughts??

Better luck next  time round  :thumbsup:
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Offline puntingpumping1920

You're one of my favourite reviewers don't every forget that   :hi:.  Have a good weekend.

 
so corny 

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Hope you don't mind my tuppence worth sounded like a 'good' punt.

However, not sure how much the above in bold led to or caused and affected each other??

Any thoughts??

Better luck next  time round  :thumbsup:

Empty as in balls empty PP, not my soul....

mcgee121

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so corny 

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I'm not trying to fuck him  :D.  It's not a pick up line lmao.  I think he's a cool reviewer.  I bet you won't even reply back.  You always make these sly comments and then bounce out the thread.  You're one of my favour posters as well Sammy, have a good weekend too  :lol:.   I know you felt left out   :sarcastic:.

Offline Inajeep

Good review Yeboah; thanks!   :drinks:

Offline Link7

Empty as in balls empty PP, not my soul....

I misconstrued that comment as well to be fair. Everyone else is sticking their oar in so I hope you don't mind me following suit. You say you had a bad week, which may be all there was to it. But I also think that when you've had as many threesomes with young hotties as you have, it's completely understandable if the wow factor starts to lessen in intensity. Not suggesting you're getting jaded - never that  :D -  but maybe a new type of punt is an idea, or a different look, or something to spice up the game? Easier said than done I know (I mean, I'm not saying that asking to be fisted on your next punt is necessarily the answer lol).

Review reads like a positive to me. I don't think the girls look like worldies in the pictures to be fair, so no surprise that the reality was ordinary. If they fucked well, sucked well, and did everything to try and please you, then you can't say fairer than that.

I agree that you probably paid too much, but as punters, we know the price in advance, and if we take the punt, it is what we are prepared to pay to get our rocks off. So unless the service disappoints, or the pictures misrepresent, then it seems harsh to deduct marks only because we leave realising its too expensive. Occupational hazard of being a punter imo. When the balls are full, the brain is empty!

Hope you get your mojo back soon YLF  :hi: 

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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I misconstrued that comment as well to be fair. Everyone else is sticking their oar in so I hope you don't mind me following suit. You say you had a bad week, which may be all there was to it. But I also think that when you've had as many threesomes with young hotties as you have, it's completely understandable if the wow factor starts to lessen in intensity. Not suggesting you're getting jaded - never that  :D -  but maybe a new type of punt is an idea, or a different look, or something to spice up the game? Easier said than done I know (I mean, I'm not saying that asking to be fisted on your next punt is necessarily the answer lol).

Review reads like a positive to me. I don't think the girls look like worldies in the pictures to be fair, so no surprise that the reality was ordinary. If they fucked well, sucked well, and did everything to try and please you, then you can't say fairer than that.

I agree that you probably paid too much, but as punters, we know the price in advance, and if we take the punt, it is what we are prepared to pay to get our rocks off. So unless the service disappoints, or the pictures misrepresent, then it seems harsh to deduct marks only because we leave realising its too expensive. Occupational hazard of being a punter imo. When the balls are full, the brain is empty!

Hope you get your mojo back soon YLF  :hi:

Good points Link fella, the days of Caroline 15 months ago with a fresh Zuza and the like appear to be a long way off.