Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex

[akauya]

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. IM NO DO BAREBACK!!! FOR ME THE HEALTH IS VERY IMPORTANT!! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY HEALTHY PROBLEM ( BECAUSE I THINK NORMAL HEALTHY GENTLEMAN NO WANNA FUCK WITHOUT CONDOM,JUST HOME...) BRING THIS SOME DIRTY BITCHES...!!


Q. Are you Romanian??                       A. IM HUNGARIAN NOT ROMANIAN!!!! 2 DIFFERENT COUNTRY....


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[TheNewSeeker]

Q. Do you do bareback?    
A. IM NO DO BAREBACK!!! FOR ME THE HEALTH IS VERY IMPORTANT!! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY HEALTHY PROBLEM ( BECAUSE I THINK NORMAL HEALTHY GENTLEMAN NO WANNA FUCK WITHOUT CONDOM,JUST HOME...) BRING THIS SOME DIRTY BITCHES...!!

She should write lyrics for Joe Dolce - Ah, shaddap-a you face   

[CoolTiger]

Thanks to tcm.

Q. Do you BareBack??    

A. Please Please dont ever ask me this question, I don't offer Bareback and will block anyone that asks me. wouldn't even do it if you offered to pay me thousands/millions


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[fisherofsouls]

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. IM NO DO BAREBACK!!! FOR ME THE HEALTH IS VERY IMPORTANT!! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY HEALTHY PROBLEM ( BECAUSE I THINK NORMAL HEALTHY GENTLEMAN NO WANNA FUCK WITHOUT CONDOM,JUST HOME...) BRING THIS SOME DIRTY BITCHES...!!


Q. Are you Romanian??                       A. IM HUNGARIAN NOT ROMANIAN!!!! 2 DIFFERENT COUNTRY....


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I can't believe you didn't include the last FAQ, which is absolutely fucking hilarious:

MY PRICE IS FIX SO IF YOU FUCKIN STUPID BUSTARD AND NO UNDERSTAND THAT I NO FUCK FOR 20 ITS BETTER
THAT YOU GO EAT SOMETHING WITH YOUR MUM AND NO RING TO ME !!!

[punk]

I can't believe you didn't include the last FAQ, which is absolutely fucking hilarious:

MY PRICE IS FIX SO IF YOU FUCKIN STUPID BUSTARD AND NO UNDERSTAND THAT I NO FUCK FOR 20 ITS BETTER
THAT YOU GO EAT SOMETHING WITH YOUR MUM AND NO RING TO ME !!!

That's classic her maid is in the wrong business writing that one.

[vw]

That's classic her maid is in the wrong business writing that one.

I want to meet who wrote that !  Love the attitude !

[overdone]

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Leonora porn +447444591354 Hull created 23/9/15

I know this is 99% fake profile. But with looking so hot & have bareback on - but would you? You'd want the wife to look like that, but then you'd not be seeing anyone else.

[punk]

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Leonora porn +447444591354 Hull created 23/9/15

I know this is 99% fake profile. But with looking so hot & have bareback on - but would you? You'd want the wife to look like that, but then you'd not be seeing anyone else.

The reality


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[Horizontal pleasures]

Q. Do you do bareback?   A. no sorry! Have to stay safe so please dont ask x x I really enjoy bareback and do so at discretion for filming purposes

but her enjoys says bareback
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I suspect she does not like to meet gents as her fees are high and her feedback is for cam

[hitman33]

I would say 100% fake can anyone do a reverse picture search... I can't seem to do it... I'd like to know who the picture is at least tia

[CoolTiger]

Q. Bareback?    

A. Ewwwwwww! You filthy pigs who ask... IRRITATE ME! Please don't even say that word! Simple. I will block you. (& secretly hope your dick falls off)


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[CoolTiger]

Q. Do you offer bareback?    

A. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TA


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[CoolTiger]

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. Not as a rule, no, but occasionally I do & its expensive and requires a deposit which is non negotiable, no exceptions! If you cant afford it, don't ask, simples!!! xxx


Former Pin-Up girl Sophie Fairchild.

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[punk]

Who is the old slapper?  never heard of her.

[SeekingtheTruth]

Q. Do you do bareback?    A. Yes of course but only if I can watch the queen fuck your mother and father first...point taken?

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[CoolTiger]

Q. Do you do bareback?    A. Yes of course but only if I can watch the queen fuck your mother and father first...point taken?

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Did she display Liz's number?

[CoolTiger]

Q. DO YOU DO BERBACK?    

A. No SORRY DON'T DEAR TO ASK ME ?

Bulgarian WG 

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[punk]

Q. DO YOU DO BERBACK?    

A. No SORRY DON'T DEAR TO ASK ME ?

Bulgarian WG 

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£110 for that?

[Horizontal pleasures]

My health (and yours) is worth more than a few hundred pounds so please don’t ask not to use condoms unless you want to pay me an obscene amount of cash!!!

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.... not to mention her already OTT fees.

[CoolTiger]

Q. i have £1000 sat here, will you do bareback ?    

A. yes of course, i can then spend the £1000 on a fab coffin for myself...Duh !!!!


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[overdone]

One thing I do yearly is add some more to my block list - so all bareback unprotected sex profiles. Just done search today & lots showing for Leicester (I expect most of these to be fake with all hot blonde girls in photos) - 25yr old 12 profiles in a row (70 profiles to add to my black list in total)

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I'll be using a condom on my finger, so you can relax and know that everything is clean.

Enjoys list has one item only: bareback with men.

(And it is not yet 1st April but all of the above : Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny)

[overdone]

Sure that ones a fake profile.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Sure that ones a fake profile.

why?

[overdone]

Set up 27/3/16 & only bareback - any normal girl would have a list with more than 1 thing on it. So they just set it up wuick without clicking many boxes

[Horizontal pleasures]

Sure that ones a fake profile.

could be fake or just a mistake. Now she is displayed in Brent and not in Milton Keynes and she looks anorexic rather than BBW but still lists only bareback. She also has a phone number on display, but still the same tale of a condom on her finger hehehaha.

[CoolTiger]

Q. Do you offer bareback, with a recent STI test result?    

A. Did you bang your head!!!!!!! That would be a NO


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could be fake or just a mistake. Now she is displayed in Brent and not in Milton Keynes and she looks anorexic rather than BBW but still lists only bareback. She also has a phone number on display, but still the same tale of a condom on her finger hehehaha.

profile gone and I never even smelled her finger. She did not read my email.

[CoolTiger]

Q. Do get checked regularly    

A. Yes hun I prefere to be clean and broke rather than rich with poor health



Sensible answer, but she forgot to mention that she's a whinger!!

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Q. Do you offer 'bareback' sex?   
A. Not generally no. The ONLY way I would consider this is if (like me) you are willing to comply with the standard health screening requirements as practiced by all professional performers in the adult film industry. I would therefore require you to provide an original full STD screening certificate (photocopies are NOT acceptable) dated no more than 28 days prior to the booking date along with corresponding photo' ID. If you do have full certification (as do I) and I agree to offer it (at my dicretion having met you) there is an additional charge of £100 per appointment. Please note that texted results or certification from on-line clinics are NOT acceptable, as their screening is not comprehensive to include all STDs.

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[FCB]

Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Do you do bareback?   A. Of course, because I'm a fucking idiot who wants to die as soon as possible! PLS NEVER ASK FOR ME THIS SHIT SERVICE! I ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO IT!!
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[CoolTiger]

Q. Will you Bb or do anal if I pay you '1 million dollars' said in tone of Dr Evil in Austin powers ?    

A. No.

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[milo]

Q. DO YOU DO BAREBACK   
A. NO I DONT. DONT EVEN ASK. IF I DID IT WOULD BE VERY EXPENSIVE. AT LEAST £1000PH. DONT ASK IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THIS.

I think this is an ambiguous answer. To me it sounds like she will do BB if the price is right!

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[CoolTiger]

Thanks to zootalors in the WM section....


Q. BB    

A. A home testing kit it used and I change an extra £50 on top of your booking to cover cost x


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I'll be using a condom on my finger, so you can relax and know that everything is clean.

Enjoys list has one item only: bareback with men.

(And it is not yet 1st April but all of the above : Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny)

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Q. Do you offer bareback and Cum in pussy?   A. I do take requests into consideration but unless I am 100000% sure you are clean and checked regular I will not do it, also if you want this it will be an extra charge

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[punk]

Q. Do you offer bareback and Cum in pussy?   A. I do take requests into consideration but unless I am 100000% sure you are clean and checked regular I will not do it, also if you want this it will be an extra charge

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In other words you pay enough i do it babee

[punk]

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Quickest way to get Aids or hepatitis.

[Ali Katt]

Quickest way to get Aids or hepatitis.

No risk of pregnancy was probably her thinking.

[punk]

No risk of pregnancy was probably her thinking.

Didn't think outside the box enough.Though Romanians seem very happy in general to provide a BB service compared to other E.E in general.

Though there seem to be enough UK prossies offering it as well.

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she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!

[5th Musketeer]

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she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!

But she also offers "penetration protected" so maybe she lapses from Catholicism once in a while

[punk]

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she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!

The written profile sounds like some male teenage fantasy wank.

[punk]

But she also offers "penetration protected" so maybe she lapses from Catholicism once in a while

And no pic's,so a phantom Prossie or some pimp looking to nick some pictures off a porno site.

[FCB]

Q. BARABACK ??   
A. You was said something ? Darling its not a good place to talk about political things .... just like about about BARACK OBAMA .....
But seriously.... please, stop be silly .
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[punk]

Q. BARABACK ??   
A. You was said something ? Darling its not a good place to talk about political things .... just like about about BARACK OBAMA .....
But seriously.... please, stop be silly .
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Why does Obama bare back prossies? 

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Enjoys:
Bareback

then IN BOLD
I DO NOT DO BAREBACK

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[James999]

you bid £1000, I shall raise you as below

Do you do bareback?   
A. No, I am not offer and dont ask. I respect my self and peole around me. When you ask me this then know- 1 hour -£3000
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She's a member on here, and whinging about posts from over 3 years ago 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=15534

[mf_1101]

She's a member on here, and whinging about posts from over 3 years ago 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=15534

yeah I noticed that, bizarre, most people would dismiss it as "her English isn't good but she doesn't do BB" but she brings it up again and reminds people about it? Good business sense.