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Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex  (Read 52419 times)

Offline tightfoot69

Q. Do you do Bareback?
A. Sure, why not? As long as you promise not to mention it on any feedback you give me.

Offline NightKid

... how did you manage to post without quoting a link  :D :D

Whenever this happens, the part of the Batcomputer that handles my link searches temporarily goes down.  :lol:

Q. Do you do Bareback?
A. Sure, why not? As long as you promise not to mention it on any feedback you give me.

link please?

Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you do Bareback?
A. Sure, why not? As long as you promise not to mention it on any feedback you give me.

Slight variation to this one....

A. Hell No. If you ask for BB, I shall block you and report you. However, if you're nice to me and we get on (i.e. give me extra cash) then I shall provide you with BB sex. I have not had BB sex with any other client. You are my first one. I can assure you I am really clean and healthy, look after myself really well, and get tested regularly at the local clinic. BTW I trust you and can see that you look clean.

Offline Adele Bella

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These have got to be piss takes surely...???  :thumbsdown:

Offline punk

These have got to be piss takes surely...???  :thumbsdown:

And water sports too, bloody hell she is game,dont worry you can tell a bb by the smell from her pussy  :vomit:

Offline Adele Bella

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And water sports too, bloody hell she is game,dont worry you can tell a bb by the smell from her pussy  :vomit:

What about guys with stinky winkies? Does that mean that they're constant barebackers too? Silly sausage....

Offline punk

What about guys with stinky winkies? Does that mean that they're constant barebackers too? Silly sausage....

well give me a smack, some are!!!!Some guys don't know how to look after their sausage,how ever some of us do. :D

Offline CoolTiger

Slight variation to this one....

A. Hell No. If you ask for BB, I shall block you and report you. However, if you're nice to me and we get on (i.e. give me extra cash) then I shall provide you with BB sex. I have not had BB sex with any other client. You are my first one. I can assure you I am really clean and healthy, look after myself really well, and get tested regularly at the local clinic. BTW I trust you and can see that you look clean.

These have got to be piss takes surely...???  :thumbsdown:

Nope!! I had one girl enquire off me for BB on my 2nd visit to her. Whether it was for BB on that 2nd visit or her
trying to offer it for the 3rd visit (in order to entice me to visit her at least once more), I couldn't tell. I never found
out cos I turned it down there and then.
Needless to say, there was no 3rd visit.
Her profile had the usual "No" answer to BB in the Q&A section.

Offline Tailpipe

And water sports too, bloody hell she is game,dont worry you can tell a bb by the smell from her pussy  :vomit:

Punk think I need to call you on this. My Ex never for all her floors never had a smell from the pussy.
Think its supposed to self clean , think they can get BV thing without been a BB.

I BB her having said that it was not often  :cool:

Bad pussy smell is the pits as must be cheesy cock  :cool:

Offline dilettante

Yes, a floral smell from the pelvic floor is the least we can expect from a woman.  Having read saafe I feel sorry for the WGs that say they had a regular they didn't want to lose who was always clean and fresh EXCEPT his foreskin was tight or something so couldn't wash behind it and his cock always smelled vile.  :angry:  I've never come across the fabled "fishy odour" in a woman yet, though from what I had heard about women while still a virgin I was certainly expecting it!
« Last Edit: October 12, 2013, 02:32:32 PM by dilletante »

Offline punk

Punk think I need to call you on this. My Ex never for all her floors never had a smell from the pussy.
Think its supposed to self clean , think they can get BV thing without been a BB.

I BB her having said that it was not often  :cool:

Bad pussy smell is the pits as must be cheesy cock  :cool:

yeah some guys  :vomit:

Offline peswm

Q. Do you offer unprotected penetration/bareback?  A. Yes,................. WHEN we will be married ! :-)


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Offline punk

Punk think I need to call you on this. My Ex never for all her floors never had a smell from the pussy.
Think its supposed to self clean , think they can get BV thing without been a BB.

I BB her having said that it was not often  :cool:

Bad pussy smell is the pits as must be cheesy cock  :cool:

I also thought it was the amount of cum gets blasted into their pussy per day.so she does bb with 7 blokes on average per day as bb seems to be popular with some punters.

Offline Cossack

For me most stupid thing is when i read profile and wg is saying that she does not do bareback sex but in enjoy list she have bareback listed  :dash:
They are many profiles like this one

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1613971


I m not fan of bareback sex ,i m not trying to scare anyone but you can get gonorrhea,genital herpes,syphilis from oral sex so you take risk with bareback or without ...but you can get this crap during oral sex chlamydia HIV hepatitis A, hepatitis B and hepatitis C genital warts pubic lice.
If the girl have HIV and she give you BJ and she have small wound in her mouth lets say she take tooth out there is a chance you can get HIV.
So to be honest you take risk every time you see WG bareback or not ...



For me most stupid thing is when i read profile and wg is saying that she does not do bareback sex but in enjoy list she have bareback listed  :dash:
They are many profiles like this one

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1613971 .
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Zoe writes SEX WITH CONDOM in profile and Unprotected Sex in enjoys list. She even put the umbrella on me for oral and kept her lips shut for snogging.


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Offline punk

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2169131 or https://www.adultwork.com/XXX+HORNY+ZOE+XXX
Zoe writes SEX WITH CONDOM in profile and Unprotected Sex in enjoys list. She even put the umbrella on me for oral and kept her lips shut for snogging.

playing it safe good for her, may be the pimp ticked all the boxes.


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Offline CoolTiger

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. No, you may ask, but I will still say no.

https://www.adultwork.com/2121051 or https://www.adultwork.com/Madlin+Moon+Pornstar

Now there's a sensible answer, with no blocking or reporting you to the "authorities"


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Offline CoolTiger

I only picked up her profile from a different thread started by toon972...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=19418.0

Offline Hyborean

Q. Do you do bareback?    

A. No, you may ask, but I will still say no.

https://www.adultwork.com/2121051 or https://www.adultwork.com/Madlin+Moon+Pornstar

Now there's a sensible answer, with no blocking or reporting you to the "authorities"

Madlin is eminently sensible in all things and beloved of many punters on this forum!


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Offline Tailpipe

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Offline Cactus

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Q. Do you do bareback?
A. Yes my daddy doesn't believe in me not feeling the cock that is inside of me. Also there is the chance of living with the humiliation of becoming pregnant for someone who paid to use me and not knowing who got me that way.


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