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Author Topic: Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny Replies for Offering and NOT Offering Bareback Sex  (Read 52309 times)

Sure that ones a fake profile.

could be fake or just a mistake. Now she is displayed in Brent and not in Milton Keynes and she looks anorexic rather than BBW but still lists only bareback. She also has a phone number on display, but still the same tale of a condom on her finger hehehaha.

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Q. Do you offer bareback, with a recent STI test result?    

A. Did you bang your head!!!!!!! That would be a NO


https://www.adultwork.com/2958092 or https://www.adultwork.com/SexySophie1982


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could be fake or just a mistake. Now she is displayed in Brent and not in Milton Keynes and she looks anorexic rather than BBW but still lists only bareback. She also has a phone number on display, but still the same tale of a condom on her finger hehehaha.

profile gone and I never even smelled her finger. She did not read my email.

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Q. Do get checked regularly    

A. Yes hun I prefere to be clean and broke rather than rich with poor health



Sensible answer, but she forgot to mention that she's a whinger!!

https://www.adultwork.com/3248181 or https://www.adultwork.com/Lacyxx


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Q. Do you offer 'bareback' sex?   
A. Not generally no. The ONLY way I would consider this is if (like me) you are willing to comply with the standard health screening requirements as practiced by all professional performers in the adult film industry. I would therefore require you to provide an original full STD screening certificate (photocopies are NOT acceptable) dated no more than 28 days prior to the booking date along with corresponding photo' ID. If you do have full certification (as do I) and I agree to offer it (at my dicretion having met you) there is an additional charge of £100 per appointment. Please note that texted results or certification from on-line clinics are NOT acceptable, as their screening is not comprehensive to include all STDs.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/64385 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG
mentioned in the ultimate MILF thread
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Online FCB

Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Do you do bareback?   A. Of course, because I'm a fucking idiot who wants to die as soon as possible! PLS NEVER ASK FOR ME THIS SHIT SERVICE! I ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO IT!!
https://www.adultwork.com/3213432


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Q. Will you Bb or do anal if I pay you '1 million dollars' said in tone of Dr Evil in Austin powers ?    

A. No.

https://www.adultwork.com/2516441 or https://www.adultwork.com/%2DxHannahx%2D+


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Offline milo

Q. DO YOU DO BAREBACK   
A. NO I DONT. DONT EVEN ASK. IF I DID IT WOULD BE VERY EXPENSIVE. AT LEAST £1000PH. DONT ASK IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THIS.

I think this is an ambiguous answer. To me it sounds like she will do BB if the price is right!

https://www.adultwork.com/560963 or https://www.adultwork.com/MercedesBenzzz

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Thanks to zootalors in the WM section....


Q. BB    

A. A home testing kit it used and I change an extra £50 on top of your booking to cover cost x


https://www.adultwork.com/3567845 or https://www.adultwork.com/English+cutie+JJ



https://www.adultwork.com/3468314 or https://www.adultwork.com/samanta%2Ebbw

I'll be using a condom on my finger, so you can relax and know that everything is clean.

Enjoys list has one item only: bareback with men.

(And it is not yet 1st April but all of the above : Bizzare/Stupid/Ignorant/Funny)
profile gone

Q. Do you offer bareback and Cum in pussy?   A. I do take requests into consideration but unless I am 100000% sure you are clean and checked regular I will not do it, also if you want this it will be an extra charge

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3545686 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy%5Fgirl87


Offline punk

Q. Do you offer bareback and Cum in pussy?   A. I do take requests into consideration but unless I am 100000% sure you are clean and checked regular I will not do it, also if you want this it will be an extra charge

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3545686 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy%5Fgirl87

In other words you pay enough i do it babee


Offline Ali Katt

Quickest way to get Aids or hepatitis.
No risk of pregnancy was probably her thinking.

Offline punk

No risk of pregnancy was probably her thinking.

Didn't think outside the box enough.Though Romanians seem very happy in general to provide a BB service compared to other E.E in general.

Though there seem to be enough UK prossies offering it as well.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3606268 or https://www.adultwork.com/Virgin+Lisa -

she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!

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she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!
But she also offers "penetration protected" so maybe she lapses from Catholicism once in a while :)

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she writes that as a Catholic she will not use contraception so bareback is a must!



The written profile sounds like some male teenage fantasy wank.

Offline punk

But she also offers "penetration protected" so maybe she lapses from Catholicism once in a while :)

And no pic's,so a phantom Prossie or some pimp looking to nick some pictures off a porno site.

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Q. BARABACK ??   
A. You was said something ? Darling its not a good place to talk about political things .... just like about about BARACK OBAMA .....
But seriously.... please, stop be silly .
https://www.adultwork.com/2895432


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Offline punk

Q. BARABACK ??   
A. You was said something ? Darling its not a good place to talk about political things .... just like about about BARACK OBAMA .....
But seriously.... please, stop be silly .
https://www.adultwork.com/2895432

Why does Obama bare back prossies?  :unknown:


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Enjoys:
Bareback

then IN BOLD
I DO NOT DO BAREBACK

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3611782 or https://www.adultwork.com/MichelleeBBW

no location

Offline James999

you bid £1000, I shall raise you as below

Do you do bareback?   
A. No, I am not offer and dont ask. I respect my self and peole around me. When you ask me this then know- 1 hour -£3000
 https://www.adultwork.com/1451675 or https://www.adultwork.com/mazule%5F

She's a member on here, and whinging about posts from over 3 years ago  :scare:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=15534


7 review(s) found for mazule_ linked to in above post (7 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline mf_1101

She's a member on here, and whinging about posts from over 3 years ago  :scare:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=15534

yeah I noticed that, bizarre, most people would dismiss it as "her English isn't good but she doesn't do BB" but she brings it up again and reminds people about it? Good business sense.  :unknown:



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