Stupid/Ignorant/Laughable/Funny Excuses for Allowing & NOT Allowing Bareback Sex

[CoolTiger]

BB as a topic is adequately covered in other threads, so am not planning to add another one to it.

When reading profiles of those WGs who openly offer BB, it amazes me how they treat this activity,
and shows their immaturity/ignorance, stupidity, etc.

What have you come across?

Others who Definitely don't allow it sometimes end up putting some humourus comments. I shall dig some out when I get a chance.


Here's the first one:

Q. Do you do sex without rubbers ?
A. Yeah that's cool as I have an implant so can't get pregnant so as long as your clean then that is cool by me.

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[rpg]

Q. Do you do bareback ? I have a cert stating I'm clean. A. I don't care if you have a knighthood, I respect my body and my health and will never engage in unprotected sex, end of. There are plenty of girls who offer it as a service, but personally Russian roulette holds no appeal. Just FYI, those certs that are provided are not worth the paper they are written on, because some STI's are carried silently and can take time to show up.

The new obsession with bareback just horrifies me, it really does. Escorting is just one of many aspects of me, I am also a student and a Mother. I want to enjoy my old age surrounded by cats, going to the bingo for a good bitch with my pals.

If you ask for unprotected SI then I will block you on this site and on my phone. If you attempt it whilst we are together, I hope you enjoy your future as a eunuch.

That'll be a no then! From the famous Laura Lee

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I've just read the thread title properly. Laura's answer was none of the above. Just a long way to say no!

[CoolTiger]

SHIT!!!

Duplicated Post.!!

Mods... Please delete this thread. Don't know what happened but was supposed to start it in the Main Forum, but somehow ended up in East England.

I ended up posting it in the Main UKP Forum.

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Q. Do you do bareback?   A. No!!!!

Enjoys:
"A" Levels
"A" Levels (at discretion)
15 Mins "quickie"
Adult Baby Minding
Anal Play
Bareback
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
BDSM (receiving)

etc...

Tie & Tease
Toys
Uniforms
Unprotected Sex
Voyeurism
Watersports (Giving)
Watersports (Receiving)

[simonbelly]

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Read as a whole, is this a "yes", a "no" or a "maybe"?

Do you do bareback?   
A. NO NO NO. I may make an exception if you have an up-to-date test, but I like to take care of my body. It is risky having unprotected sex - I do not do it when I have pulled on a night out so I will not do it now.

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she wants you to buy a BIOSURE HIV test and bring it with you and do the test and gives you 15 minutes extra while the results come through and if Ok you can do her BareBack.

wtf is biosure?

[MrBridger]

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she wants you to buy a BIOSURE HIV test and bring it with you and do the test and gives you 15 minutes extra while the results come through and if Ok you can do her BareBack.

wtf is biosure?

As you're already on the Internet looking at AW and UKP, have you ever thought of using Google as the profile suggests?

Seems Biosure do home testing kits but as far as I can see the only STIs they test for are HIV and Syphilis. Not exactly reassuring given that chlamydia and gonorrhoea are much more common infections.

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As you're already on the Internet looking at AW and UKP, have you ever thought of using Google as the profile suggests?

Seems Biosure do home testing kits but as far as I can see the only STIs they test for are HIV and Syphilis. Not exactly reassuring given that chlamydia and gonorrhoea are much more common infections.

and herpes

[MrBridger]

I suppose she thinks that HIV is the only STI that's serious enough to worry about. How incredibly stupid and ill-informed. Best of luck to anyone who takes her up on the offer (and sadly by definition anyone that they have sex with afterwards).

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Q. Do you bareback   A. Sory me love no       (Her spelling)

enjoys list:
15 Mins "quickie"
Anal Play
Bareback
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
etc

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Q. Do you offer bareback.   A. Yes I do, but you must purchase the Biosure test kit and bring that with you, I will allow and extra 15 mins at the meeting for no charge. There are no exceptions to this.

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[CoolTiger]

Q. Will I do bare back for extra cash?    

A. ''NO'' I'm a very clean girl and I like to keep it that way!
I check your feedback and the girls you have seen, if you have seen anyone who offers bareback I won't see you

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However, what got me laughing.....

Q. What gift can I bring you?    A. -Pinot Grigio Wine
-Champagne
-White Americano (no sugar) (only if your passing starbucks lol xx)
-Christian Louboutins size 40
-Jimmy Choos Size 39
-Agent Provocateur underwear (see my stats for size)
-sophisticated boutique style underwear
-Sweet smelling perfume i.e.
-Angel
-Alien
-Prada Amber
-Prada Candy
-Victor Rolf flower bomb
-Lancome est vie belle
-Elegant jewellery
-Louis Vuitton handbag - any style
-Alexander Mq clutch bag
-Mulberry handbag - any style
-Chanel handbag - any style
-Rolex watch, Tag, Chanel
-Range Rover sport (white)
PLEASE NO CHOCOLATES/SWEETS :-/


I wonder if she would accept Cherries??

[MrBridger]

Q. Will I do bare back for extra cash?    

A. ''NO'' I'm a very clean girl and I like to keep it that way!
I check your feedback and the girls you have seen, if you have seen anyone who offers bareback I won't see you

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However, what got me laughing.....

Q. What gift can I bring you?    A. -Pinot Grigio Wine
-Champagne
-White Americano (no sugar) (only if your passing starbucks lol xx)
-Christian Louboutins size 40
-Jimmy Choos Size 39
-Agent Provocateur underwear (see my stats for size)
-sophisticated boutique style underwear
-Sweet smelling perfume i.e.
-Angel
-Alien
-Prada Amber
-Prada Candy
-Victor Rolf flower bomb
-Lancome est vie belle
-Elegant jewellery
-Louis Vuitton handbag - any style
-Alexander Mq clutch bag
-Mulberry handbag - any style
-Chanel handbag - any style
-Rolex watch, Tag, Chanel
-Range Rover sport (white)
PLEASE NO CHOCOLATES/SWEETS :-/


I wonder if she would accept Cherries??

Only if delivered in a white Range Rover Sport which she gets to keep.

Mind you that may be a bit old hat now. Evoque seems more the style these days.

Still, she will never know as she's far too skinny to interest our favourite cherry purveyor...

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Still, she will never know as she's far too skinny to interest our favourite cherry purveyor...

haha, cherries now out of season, have to think of something else.

I thought Calvin Klein underwear was for men.
What's with the rubber seat?

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£150 an hour

Iam charging a bit extra because I only want th best gentlemen who I know are clean and of course I am health chekced regular ....
You can fuck my wet pussy and cum as much as you lie inside me

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 Do you do bareback?   A. No i dont so don't even ask thanks x

BUT LISTS BAREBACK IN HER ENJOYS
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xHorniBlondix OF WATFORD

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Q. Bareback sex ?   A. Yes i am willing to do bareback & you can cum inside me, but there is an additional charge of £100 for that.

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[Corsaire]

Is,there another dimension to this which causes confusion on both sides?
On the filters on the right hand side, there is of course "bareback" ....... But there is also "unprotected sex" . Imagine you are anew service provider. What is the difference? I can't think of one, so neither might she, but having seen the bareback earlier in the alphabet, then later seeing unprotected sex, might assume that the bareback meant blowjobs. So , ON THAT BASIS, I stress, even in my head I am now wondering about the difference between:

Owo
Bareback
Unprotected sex.

Does anyone know of definitions to completely separate all three?

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OWO, CIM?   A. Are you kidding me? Anyone you have seen offering this will at some point in their working career have caught GONORRHEA or HERPES, if not something worse.

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and offers unprotected sex

[CoolTiger]

OWO, CIM?   A. Are you kidding me? Anyone you have seen offering this will at some point in their working career have caught GONORRHEA or HERPES, if not something worse.

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and offers unprotected sex

Could not find this within her profile.

[GoldenLeaf]

Could not find this within her profile.

It's in her FAQS

[Owwhatanight]

It's in her FAQS

I think you will find CT is saying unprotected Sex is not on her profile ...as highlighted in Red

[GoldenLeaf]

Reading again, you're probably right. My bad

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OWO, CIM?   A. Are you kidding me? Anyone you have seen offering this will at some point in their working career have caught GONORRHEA or HERPES, if not something worse.

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and offers unprotected sex

it was there so she has edited it out.

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My health (and yours) is worth more than a few hundred pounds so please don’t ask to not use condoms unless you wish to pay me an obscene amount of cash!!!


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Q. do you do bareback?   A. If you are clean,WHITE BRITISH, regular, older than 40 then yes, but its extra cost

Bareback not in enjoys list but if she is not available you could podge her sheep?

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Q. Cos I do bareback can u come inside   A. No sorry n if u do u will be charged extra £10 sorry

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[MrXYZ987]

Q. Cos I do bareback can u come inside   A. No sorry n if u do u will be charged extra £10 sorry

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So you can fuck her & get away with creampie for next to nothing, but no kissing.

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 Can We Have Sex without Condom ??????   A. Yes if you Bring a Thousand Pounds & Your UPTO Date Sexual Health Certificate

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Expensive Pussy x in Camden aged 18

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. Can I go bareback?   A. No, I only practice safe sex. However, if you cum in your condom, I'll ask you to feed it to me and I'll swallow it down...I won't waste a drop

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Q. Do you do bareback?   A. Only if you can provide a clean sexual health cert & can afford an extra £100 per booking!!! If you can't do this, then BB isn't available to you so don't ask, simples!!! xxx

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[Brazilian Martian]

Q. Do you do bareback?   A. Only if you can provide a clean sexual health cert & can afford an extra £100 per booking!!! If you can't do this, then BB isn't available to you so don't ask, simples!!! xxx

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what a dog

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Chelmsford

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Q. Will you do bareback sex?   A. No never I have to much respect for myself than to put my health at risk.


haha, she is pregnant.

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lists bareback in her enjoys... ... states in capitals NO BAREBACK EVER

Everything is always safe, BJs are covered ... ... but lists Oral Without (at discretion)

[SaneOnes]

Q. Will you do bareback sex?   A. No never I have to much respect for myself than to put my health at risk.


haha, she is pregnant.

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Good one. You must be a proud father

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Good one. You must be a proud father

If I had met here there would be a review.