Having missed the brilliant service on offer by Nikki of Hexham (due to me calling last minute not Nikki's fault) I continued along the A69 to Carlisle and hoped I would get a better service from Sudan at Swaddeeka Thai Massage this time? The phone rang and rang and rang called back then decided to leave it until the hr mark. Still no joy then suddenly ten mins later the phone is answered by Sudan. Obviously eating I requested a one hr massage at say 4pm and turning to somebody in the room she asked if she was free at 4pm? Nah she could only do 5pm so I left it. If that's the way to do business they must be having to turn custom away!
Anyway I gave this Patcharma lady a ring she advertises on Viva street (link as above) The comms were a little sketchy but she answered eventually and apologized. At £50 for an hour of hot oil massage it was a bit steep but I thought I would take one for the lads
She works on Brampton road Stamwyx area of Carlisle but may have spelt that wrongly? Anyway parking is good with a lay-bye just down the road with a short walk back. Before I could knock the door it is opening ushering me inside she is hiding behind the door. Well I can now see why she use's that pic of her eyes covered over! Nothing like the pic on Viva She reminded me facially of Tatoo from the Bond film"The Man With The Golden Gun" only he was taller
A pint sized Thai women with a massage table in the front room! House was very clean. In for a penny in for a pound so thought Fcuk it do as she asks. Asked to undress I did so and was given a towel and got aboard the table with music playing which she changed ten mins into the massage as it was doing both our heads in. She began using her entire body weight on top of me with knees in my back and buttocks down my legs. Grinding my crotch area into the bloody table but i had asked for it hard
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The jury is still out as to whether or not she actually had trained in massage? At times it felt good but on other occasions it felt down right not good. My lower back the next day was giving me hell but seems to have recovered well and all the better for it I think?
She was working me for sure as the hand slipped up between my legs to the top but not in the sure sensual way Nikki or Sheng deliver it. A passing glance just incase she had me wrong. Asked to turn over I did so and as the hands slowly made there way under the towel a reaction was clear to see and for an extra twenty quid £70 in total "did I want extra darling"? I agreed as was bursting at this point and she did a fairly good job of it but not in a mind blowing way like Nikki or Sheng but it did the deed and i left relieved to get out of there to be honest. Would I return?? NO
