Jade – Amour – Gateshead

[The Outsider]

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This is a tricky meeting to rate and I'm still not sure I've got it right.  Plans A, B, C, D, and E all ended up at dead ends.  Still “keen” for some action, I took a chance on Jade from Amour who has no photos and no feedback.  I booked for half an hour at the usual £60. 

Caveat

This is a review based on Jade’s services and I’ve taken heed of various comments the thread linked below.  I didn’t find Jade attractive and wouldn’t choose to repeat the booking.  Normally, if I wouldn’t return that would be a Negative or at least a Neutral.  However, Jade did all I asked of her, with enthusiasm, and it’s not her fault I didn’t fancy her.  I could have walked but chose to stay.  I’ve left reluctant Negatives and reluctant Neutrals before now.  This was going to be my first reluctant Positive, but I've gone with my gut just before clicking submit! 

For background see my “Plan F” thread here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147098.0

Communication

The booking was made with Amour by phone with about an hours’ notice and I received the full address by text. 

Location

Jade was working from a council flat in Felling.  It’s just off a main road and was easy to find with onsite parking.  The room had only a single bed and the bedding could have done with a wash. 

First impressions

Jade’s stats are pretty accurate, so she’s 5 foot tall, and about a size 12.  Her stated age is 36 and I’d say that’s also accurate to within normal escorting parameters!   However, I was disappointed when Jade opened the door.  I had some kind of MILF fantasy in my head but just didn’t find Jade attractive.  She’s very average looking, and there was no hint of glamour although she was wearing a black slip and stockings.  I know I’m being slightly hypocritical here, because I rail against fake tan, boob jobs and too much makeup!  I can’t remember any tattoos, but Jade does have her tongue and her clit pierced. 

Main event

Despite my disappointment I was still horny and decided to go ahead but for oral only.  We undressed, got on the bed and started kissing.  Jade was enthusiastic and kissed passionately with tongues.  She moved down to offer OWO, using her tongue stud to good effect.  It was at this point I decided to go for penetration after all.  A condom was applied and I came pretty quickly in missionary.  There were about 10 minutes of the half hour remaining at this point, and Jade was happy to offer more services including a massage.  However, I was ready to leave and did so after a quick clean up.

I notice once I’d left that my clothes smelled of smoke although Jade is identified as a non-smoker by Amour. 

Conclusion

This meeting didn’t reach my expectations because Jade just didn’t appeal to me.  On another day if I was less horny, I may have walked.  However, she did everything I could expect and did it with enthusiasm.  She was very down to earth and genuine.  If you do find her attractive, you’re on to a winner with her services.  She’s not for me though. 

Final edit: This was going to be a Positive based on her services, but having remembered the single bed, marked bedding and the smell of smoke on my clothes, I've just changed to Neutral. 

[daviemac]

Thanks for the review mate, it seems a pity but a neutral sounds about right to me. Her standard of service sounds spot on just a shame the single bed, bedding and smell of smoke let her down.

[bigthickdick]

All in all this is a fair review and I think a fair neutral 

[Kev3773]

Good review, your call on the rating and with your description of events I think a fair call