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External Link/Members OnlyLong overdue review for this hideous trickster. I noticed my posts in another thread managed to save some others from losing their hard-earned, so decided to collate my posts into a review so hopefully more of you can see it. She is based in Old Marylebone road, and used to be on Edgware Road.
Firstly, Paulina looks like her photos, there is no denying that. She is completely plastic, everything from her boobs to her chin, nose, cheeks- you name it, it's fake. She's had more work than MJ and can barely pull any expressions. The girl clearly has some kind of body dysmorphic disorder, and asked me over and over how her new nose, chin and fillers looked (then complained that this is all the fault of men, who apparently want a girl that looks like a wax-work). Her flat is cluttered with framed pictures and posters of herself, which I found strange and a little unsettling. DO NOT be fooled by her videos on her profile- you won't be receiving anything like that level or service, intimacy or passion (apparently thats her 'boyfriend' in the vids- a super-rich trader- one of her many self-important stories you will have to endure if you are silly enough to see her).
On to the punt itself- The only credit I will give her is that she is a skilled manipulator. All smiles, kiss on both cheeks, handshake and pleasantries. I remember thinking she will be great, as she popped off to the kitchen to get me a drink and raised her voice to carry on the convo across the rooms. Nice and relaxed. I took a quick shower. Asked if OWO, DFK etc were included, and she smiled and said yes. Money handed over, and that is where her attitude changed.
Disappeared from the room for 3-4 mins. Came back saying I was £20 short (I booked 1 hour for £120 I believe, but am a little unsure as this punt was over a year ago now). I realised she didn't count the money in front of me, and ran out very quickly, which sent alarm bells ringing. I said to her I withdrew the exact amout for 1 hour so there was no chance she was short. She left the room AGAIN for a couple of mins, came back and said sorry I found it. Dispicable.
I went to kiss her, and she grabbed both of my arms like I was a despondent child and said "take off your towel and lie down please" in a very cold way. I said can we just kiss for a bit and feel each other's bodies, and she smiled and said "trust me, just lie down". Not knowing what a manipulative cow she is, I thought, ok whatever, I'll let her take the lead, maybe she'll perform well. She asked if I wanted a massage, and I said no because I dont find them enjoyable. She went even more stroppy and I then got pissed off as she leaned over to grab her lube, condoms and wipes. Wiped me down despite the fact I showered 2 mins ago, and started wanking me with lube (wtf is she doing?!). I said I thought you agreed you do OWO, and she went silent, then said without even looking at me ,"OK, most of my clients don't like this because it's not safe, but I can do it" (have you ever heard such bollocks?).
The OWO that followed was admittedly decent, as she sucks quite hard which I like, but there was no eye-contact. It stopped abruptly, however, and she said "ok which position you like" (while smothering herself in lube before I could even ask about RO). I was so annoyed by her attitude that I wanted to see her work for it, so I said you go on top- "no, I dont do this", she replied. I then sarcastically replied, "so what do you ACTUALLY do, then?". She said, "you read my profile and then you will know". I argued that I had done this, and that her first line says she offers a GFE package, and yet she was refusing to kiss, made me haggle for OWO and everything was at arms-length and with her dictating.
"I don't follow orders, ok? I do what I like at discretion. I don't know what kind of girls you normally see- Romanians or Hungarians- but I am not that type of girl". This was becoming increasingly surreal, and I replied "so you think you are better than them, why?". She replied "they have to try hard, I don't. My clients come back because they like my massage and conversation. We become friends". I asked for kissing and caressing and she deflected it saying "you need a girlfriend for that", despite the fact she advertises as GFE. Total con artiste bullshit. We were 30mins in and had barely ticked off anything from her 'enjoys' list.
She lay there and I pounded her to let some aggression out. She can't take a cock (or at least made out she couldn't just to be difficult) and kept complaining. In fact, everything I did was met with a complaint- couldnt touch boobs as they had just been operated on, couldnt kiss because chin had just been operated on, couldnt rub clit because she didnt like hands on her vagina ("I just cleaned myself and now you touched me and I have to clean again"- another 5min time-wasting tactic).
I said to her I am not going to come, and with 20mins left she proceeded with an angry handjob with lots of lube, zero eye contact (wasnt even looking at my cock either, just staring at the bed sheets), and complained that I had gone limp so we had to stop. "You want to know why I went soft? Because you are not even trying, and you just want to be difficult. Let's forget this and I will leave". She replied "Fine" and I got changed and went to leave- except now she wouldn't let me go. She just kept talking and talking about the job, her clients, blaaah. Oddly she offered me wine and we sat for over and hour and had a civil chat (which in no way makes up for her pathetic service). She begged me a couple of times not to leave bad feedback, even though I said I am not even on Adultwork. Even more surreal was that she text me at around 12.30am asking if I wanted to join her for another drink as her flat mate had left and she didnt like being alone, but I was on the last train home and didnt return.
Sorry for the verbose review, but had a lot to get off my chest. Even though it was more than a year ago now, I can still remember this punt (if you could call it that) vivedly, which is largely due to how annoyed I was at being conned. In over 2 years punting and over 100 punts, she is by far the worst I have seen, and I think just goes to show that stuff about service correlating with price is bollocks. AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS.
Topic: Miss-Sexy- (aka Sexy-Kitten-); Marylebone (Read 17546 times)
