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Author Topic: Miss-Sexy- (aka Sexy-Kitten-); Marylebone  (Read 15488 times)


3 review(s) for Miss-Sexy- (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline akauya

I see Miss-Sexy is back on AW's home page again. That must be costing her a bit. Anyone knows how much SPs have to pay for that?

I saw her on Sunday for an hour and I'm glad I read this as it's made me feel a bit less shitty. I think some of your experiences with her were even worse than mine.

Firstly, she barely resembles her pictures now. It's only because she was wearing the same lingerie from her profile picture and had the same tattoo that I believed it must have been the same person. I'm not going to make an exhaustive list of all the her timewasting tactics but I will say she knows quite a few.
 
After oral and penetration in a few positions, she told me that I was getting tired and she would give me another blowjob.. which was a complete lie as she only used her hands while pretending like she was going to dive in at any second. This wasn't how I wanted to come.

She then gave me a massage and with 20 minutes left she gave me another blowjob at my request but refused more penetration because she said there wasn't enough time and that it would take me 10 minutes to get dressed.

The only positive was that her blowjobs were superb, but despite this I felt her attitude was a complete turnoff.. I left 10 minutes early.

Tony Montana

I see Miss-Sexy is back on AW's home page again. That must be costing her a bit. Anyone knows how much SPs have to pay for that?

I think they place bids for it and the highest bid wins, but anywhere between 30 & 80 credits IIRC.


Offline Louise 100% British

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I think they place bids for it and the highest bid wins, but anywhere between 30 & 80 credits IIRC.

It's more than that I bid 150 once amd it shot up to over 300.

Offline fredpunter

That sounds like a lot of cash! I never take a blind bit of notice of who is escort of the day personally, so its wasted on me.

Sexysunny - how come she doesn't look like her pictures anymore - do you mean due to plastic surgery, or weight gain or something? Cheers ZM

Offline what-a man

It's more than that I bid 150 once amd it shot up to over 300.

Hello Louise, hope you're ok.

Sexysunny - how come she doesn't look like her pictures anymore - do you mean due to plastic surgery, or weight gain or something? Cheers ZM

Surgery has changed her facial features significantly to a sharper, more Michael Jackson-esque look. Only a slight weight gain on her stomach. It's such a shame because she was so pretty in the pictures. She's definately still fuckable and gave me two very good blowjobs.

I'm mostly annoyed at being rushed though.

Surgery has changed her facial features significantly to a sharper, more Michael Jackson-esque look. Only a slight weight gain on her stomach. It's such a shame because she was so pretty in the pictures. She's definately still fuckable and gave me two very good blowjobs.

I'm mostly annoyed at being rushed though.

She'd be fuckable if she actually let you do it for more than 1 minute without a complaint/time-wasting tactic. When we were talking she showed me pictures of herself when she was 18, and she was very pretty, didn't need any surgery whatsoever. Clearly she's got mental issues to do all of that to her face- the tatooed eyebrows are the most ridiculous thing on her face.

Offline Ted Bear

The more I read about this girl & look at her profile, the more Frankenstein Barbie she is looking ~ tattooed eyebrows  :scare:

Offline naz

Like others I had seen this girl when she was working in Kensington, earls court many years ago. I think she was called Paula or something. Being new to this game then I did not think any worst about her services but did not return to see her again. Back then she was charging less and always thought how well she is doing now with increased prices, lots of reviews and also doing webcam.

Looking at the reviews and from JJ's review I think she must be jekal and hyde character. While this review may say some punters, I fear with her reviews and her regular "escort of the week" on the home page is going suck many punters into seeing her.  :dash:

Offline DH

  I fear with her reviews and her regular "escort of the week" on the home page is going suck many punters into seeing her.  :dash:

This is the only way she can survive as a wg

Hang on everybody!

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the tail?

I met this cunt on Sunday 2nd January 2011.

COLD as ICE, when she laid her eyes upon me.

I managed to warm her up with some good conversation about films - she was really into it.

After 20 minutes of chat, I suggested some action....

Back to COLD!

After a quick shower, I  sat beside her, she moved away.

I tried to kiss her, I wasn't even offered her cheek.

She took the towel away from my waste and proceeded to put a condom on my limp dick.

I said there was no point as she wasn't doing anything at all to make me interested.

I suggested I go down on her.

NO!

As chance would have it, I hadn't been with a girl for a few weeks and hadn't masturbated for a few day, so I manually got myself hard.

On with the condom.

I asked her to get on top!

NO!

Doggie?

NO!

Fast losing wood, I settled for mish.

Lots of lube applied(slowly), I finally managed to enter her, after no more than 5 strokes, the complaining started.

I went totally limp.

45 minutes into the hour booking I started to get dressed, she asked what was wrong, I said she was not the girl for me.

She said she hasn't this problem with other clients.

I said nothing.

As I was leaving she asked if I would see her again.

I laughed out loud and said NO chance.

I left her negative feedback  and a very negative review on C69.

When I checked a few weeks later, the link of my review, sent you to a different girl.

Miss Sexy was/is a complete and utter useless cunt.

I hadn't had a shit punt like this in over 8 years of a 12 year career and nothing, thankfully has come close to her cuntitude since!






SHIT!

I forgot to mention the tail!

SHE HAS A TAIL!

Offline Riptor

I'm loving the bad engrish above.

Whatever humour was intended; is lost in bad spelling, grammar and weird foreign shit.

It's like ukpunting's equivalent of The Room.



In case you didn't get the joke.  :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgIq7cxhJk
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 06:36:08 AM by Riptor »

Offline norman46

Is it possible that she has improved since the original posters visit. After all it was a while ago

Offline ouv

Are you serious, Norman46? I think the only thing she can improve......

No I can't think of any.

Offline what-a man

Is it possible that she has improved since the original posters visit. After all it was a while ago

she has no incentive to improve especially if she's still making money even though she is a shit provider.

Offline CatBBW

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SHIT!

I forgot to mention the tail!

SHE HAS A TAIL!

I'm sorry, but... What the Fuck are you on about?

Offline Goofy85

SHIT!

I forgot to mention the tail!

SHE HAS A TAIL!

Wait....something is coming back to me.

I remember thinking something was unusual.

yeah she got a "scar" at her tail bone, look like a surgery scar to me but no idea what it is as I didn't ask her. Check pornstar Jessica Jaymes she has a similar "scar"

Offline Urban_G

Seen her profile on AW for quite some time now, although she looks quite pretty she never really appealed to me thank fuck, she seems somewhat crazy to say the least :wacko: :crazy:

Great job on consolidating all your posts into one manageable thread :)

Is it possible that she has improved since the original posters visit. After all it was a while ago

I saw her on Sunday and only just read her own posts on a different thread, which she wrote prior to my visit. I met all her criteria for politeness, hygiene etc. so I think if anyone could have received her best service then it would've been me.. especially as it's been brought to her attention on here that her service was pathetic.

It does sound like other punters' experiences were even worse than mine, which I'm sorry to hear about considering the disappointment I felt on my way home. At the time I thought that maybe her service was once really good and she just got tired of her job!




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