Author Topic: Alex - La Maison Bury  (Read 1420 times)


8 review(s) for alex_babyxo (3 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by NigelF]

Offline NigelF

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Price: £50 for 30 mins (including OW and sex)

Looks: She's a good looking blonde. Profile says 34D tits and that seems accurate, size 8 (which again seems roughly accurate, or at least only a small size 10). Age is stated as 23, I'd say mid-20s, definitely young looking though. Pics don't give much away but they are accurate. Facially, she's good looking and overall the package is rather nice.

Service: During the "meet and greet" (where she's hoping to get picked) she seemed pleasant and a good choice (inded she was the same when I saw her "greet" someone else on a previous day). Unfortunately it was immediately downhill after I chose her. When she came back she seemed to have a very different demeanour. I figured it must be in my head but this continued (in her actions and words/tone) when we went into the room and I had a shower. I still couldn't quite believe she'd switched from warm to cold so quickly (a lot quicker than the shitty shower). She made very little conversation and was extremely brief in her responses to me. I usually don't care that much about it being quiet/not talking but this is one of the few instances where I genuinely felt it was very awkward. Now I know it takes two for this to happen but it was mainly down to her. Still, I thought things were about to pick up (god knows why).

One tiny peck on the lips was all I got in terms of kissing (despite kissing being on her profile - although realistically I know that's all likely to be bollocks anyway). Her OW was dreadful. It was very toothy and included a lot of a very bizarre sucking action (literally like vacuum). I don't usually comment that much on oral technique as I often don't actually care that much and I appreciate everyone has different tastes but in this case it really was bad. Admittedly, it might have been because I was a rather soft at the start (unusual for me but her attitude really did make my little fella shrivel) and the OW did actually get a bit better but not much.

Onto sex and it was an unenthusiastic, rather boring affair. Admittedly, some decent but still rather half-arsed effort in CG (her tits were very nice to grab onto though). Doggy was OK as her arse was nice but there were a few rather bad fake moans. Missionary was decent but only because she was good looking. Again, I only got one more tiny peck on the lips before she avoided my face like the plague.

Overall: Good looking but shit blowjob, shit shag and shit attitude. Avoid, except for a pump and dump. 

Offline Nutcracker

Good review. Almost tripped up with this one but remembered your review and avoided. Def didn't do it for me when we did the line up.

tiwmtleeds

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£50 for 30 mins (including OW and sex)

She's a good looking blonde

Facially, she's good looking and overall the package is rather nice.

During the "meet and greet" (where she's hoping to get picked) she seemed pleasant and a good choice (indeed she was the same when I saw her "greet" someone else on a previous day)

I still couldn't quite believe she'd switched from warm to cold so quickly

She made very little conversation and was extremely brief in her responses to me

One tiny peck on the lips was all I got in terms of kissing

Her OW was dreadful. It was very toothy and included a lot of a very bizarre sucking action ...

... rather half-arsed effort in CG (her tits were very nice to grab onto though). Doggy was OK as her arse was nice but there were a few rather bad fake moans.

... but only because she was good looking. Again, I only got one more tiny peck on the lips before she avoided my face like the plague.

Overall: Good looking but shit blowjob, shit shag and shit attitude. Avoid, except for a pump and dump.

I find that if a girl is good looking and has a nice enough body that if I'm lucky enough to have stumbled across this for ony £50 for half an hour, albeit in a run down Northern shack, I would just spend as much of that 30 mins as possible gong in and out ... an I don't mean the door!

Aaaaah don't know the youth of t'day they dnae know they're born!!

Offline NigelF

I find that if a girl is good looking and has a nice enough body that if I'm lucky enough to have stumbled across this for ony £50 for half an hour, albeit in a run down Northern shack, I would just spend as much of that 30 mins as possible gong in and out ... an I don't mean the door!

Aaaaah don't know the youth of t'day they dnae know they're born!!

You're retarded and you have low standards. I'm used to much better service and indeed I've had plenty better looking too!