New guy here ( help please )

[John679]

New guy on here

I'll just say as it is new guy on here
I'm young and to be honest nervours as I'm a virgin with not much sexual experience but I think it time for me to loose it

I would appreciate any tips and advise also suggestions
Willing to travel and find somebody that is easy going with sort of thing if that makes sense
Cheers

[Tallboy2]

Well ain't you just the pretty little new boy. We are gonna have some fun with you. (Excuse me I just been watching the walking dead)
John
Just read the reviews.
Then go see xkendallx, amazing Victoria no1. Tia and Alexa
Hell! If you can afford it go see Candice.
Why not see them all together boy?
Love and kisses
Tallboy

[John679]

Thanks for reply Tallboy
I've been looking through the review I don't want girls to expensive
Any tips on how to choose them

[Delfrommem]

Thanks for reply Tallboy
I've been looking through the review I don't want girls to expensive
Any tips on how to choose them

Look at how much pocket money you have saved up in your piggy bank.

Take all your pennies out.

And then stick your stiffy inside it.

That really is the best you can hope for. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Look at how much pocket money you have saved up in your piggy bank.

Take all your pennies out.

And then stick your stiffy inside it.

That really is the best you can hope for. 

Excellent advice. 

Is it school holidays again ?? 

[Darkepool]

Hahaha.... poor little fucker...    

[scutty brown]

Advice?
Before meeting your first girl, clean behind your foreskin with a cheesegrater

[cueball]

The no notice of these meanies johny lad.... I'll help you... you've only got to ask and lovable uncle cueball will do all the legwork on your behalf 

[John679]

The no notice of these meanies johny lad.... I'll help you... you've only got to ask and lovable uncle cueball will do all the legwork on your behalf 

Nice one mate any girls in mind,
You now

[mrfishyfoo]

Nice one mate any girls in mind,
You now

Oooh is that rattling I can hear ?? 

[John679]

Oooh is that rattling I can hear ?? 

Eh lol
Can you pm on here

[YorkshireLad]

Oooh is that rattling I can hear ?? 

 

[mrfishyfoo]

Can you pm on here

Yes thank you.   

You though MrJ679 have to earn that priviledge by posting reviews and contributing.

[John679]

Yes thank you.   

You though MrJ679 have to earn that priviledge by posting reviews and contributing.

Cheers

So you got any idea on where to start

[cueball]

any girls in mind,

Oh yes johnny lad, I've a few in mind my friend.....

First up, this little munchkin. In your budget and on your patch. She'll make all your nerves just float away...
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But pilgrim, you want more and more is what you shall get. Here's another yorkshire leg end. Popping the cherry of shy young lads is her forte (they say)...
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But, you don't mind travelling for the right girl you say... well pal, you'll be jumping on the bus for this one. Totally off your patch but she's in the posh part of the north. Get that return ticket...
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You'll get the idea of the term rattling... it's the keys and the gate that rattles 

[John679]

Oh yes johnny lad, I've a few in mind my friend.....

First up, this little munchkin. In your budget and on your patch. She'll make all your nerves just float away...
External Link/Members Only

But pilgrim, you want more and more is what you shall get. Here's another yorkshire leg end. Popping the cherry of shy young lads is her forte (they say)...
External Link/Members Only


But, you don't mind travelling for the right girl you say... well pal, you'll be jumping on the bus for this one. Totally off your patch but she's in the posh part of the north. Get that return ticket...
External Link/Members Only

You'll get the idea of the term rattling... it's the keys and the gate that rattles 

You've lost me there lol

[cueball]

You've lost me there lol

That's fine mukker... which bit don't you understand? 

[John679]

That's fine mukker... which bit don't you understand? 

Seriously any suggestions guys ?

[YorkshireLad]

Seriously any suggestions guys ?

Tallboy2 gave you some good suggestions in the second post.

[John679]

Tallboy2 gave you some good suggestions in the second post.

Don't really now which one to choose if you now what I mean, I'm just asking your opinions

[mrfishyfoo]

Don't really now which one to choose if you now what I mean, I'm just asking your opinions

Fuck the lot of them, review them, and then fuck some more.  

It's highly addictive this punting malarkey. 

[John679]

Fuck the lot of them, review them, and then fuck some more.  

It's highly addictive this punting malarkey. 

Lol yeah where to start and which one to start of with

[mrfishyfoo]

Lol yeah where to start and which one to start of with

Names in a hat ?? 

[John679]

Names in a hat ?? 

So what tallboy suggested are the best ones to choose from

[John679]

I was thinking seeing her

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[mrfishyfoo]

I was thinking seeing her

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BAREBACKER !!! 

Since you are new I'll explain. She openly advertises that she fucks guys without a condom which is, for the majority on here including me, a huge NO.

[DMZ1001]

I was thinking seeing her

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You previously said you don't want girls too expensive, yet she charges £160 p/h? 🤔

[mrfishyfoo]

You previously said you don't want girls too expensive, yet she charges £160 p/h? 🤔

Hmmm   

[John679]

BAREBACKER !!! 

Since you are new I'll explain. She openly advertises that she fucks guys without a condom which is, for the majority on here including me, a huge NO.

How come not even if I use protection???

[mrfishyfoo]

How come not even if I use protection???

Think you need to do some reading on here if you're asking that.

[John679]

Think you need to do some reading on here if you're asking that.

Okay where and how come

[YorkshireLad]

The more you post the more I think you are a troll taking the piss.

[mrfishyfoo]

The more you post the more I think you are a troll taking the piss.

Yep that's my thought as well.

[mediumjoe]

Christ John, you need help, she is asking for help as she doesn't know what to do, it would be the blind leading the blind  AND she is a Barebacker!!

[scutty brown]

I was thinking seeing her

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She's a barebacker
Want to catch the pox, or worse?

She's also expensive

[Delfrommem]

Okay where and how come

Where: On the forum

How come: Because you are a tiresome dipshit.

[OneOfaKind]

Oh yes johnny lad, I've a few in mind my friend.....

First up, this little munchkin. In your budget and on your patch. She'll make all your nerves just float away...
External Link/Members Only

But pilgrim, you want more and more is what you shall get. Here's another yorkshire leg end. Popping the cherry of shy young lads is her forte (they say)...
External Link/Members Only

But, you don't mind travelling for the right girl you say... well pal, you'll be jumping on the bus for this one. Totally off your patch but she's in the posh part of the north. Get that return ticket...
External Link/Members Only

You'll get the idea of the term rattling... it's the keys and the gate that rattles 

Brutal.

[Fra66le]

I sense a little sarcasm here! Pick one you like. check for reviews here, if they are positive, make the call and get to business. If there are no reviews, go see her and review on here to help everyone else.

Don't be nervous, you are giving them your hard earned pocket money so I'm sure they will treat you well.  Once done...reflect and review.

[John679]

Thanks lads for all your opinions, totally right woman offering bb is a straight no.

I've been looking at these

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Just trying to one and still looking.

[OneOfaKind]

New guy on here

I'll just say as it is new guy on here
I'm young and to be honest nervours as I'm a virgin with not much sexual experience but I think it time for me to loose it

I would appreciate any tips and advise also suggestions
Willing to travel and find somebody that is easy going with sort of thing if that makes sense
Cheers

Would suggest you register on ukescorting.com and ask this question on there because it's not full of piss taking lads, it's a forum with escorts too.
From what I've seen a lot of the girls are not comfortable with virgins and/or young lads so I'm sure they'll be a lot more understanding than the majority of blokes on here.

Do remember to check for reviews on the girls you choose back in this forum though and when you have met one come back here and post a review please.

Good luck 

[Paris69]

The more you post the more I think you are a troll taking the piss.

+1

[John679]

Would suggest you register on ukescorting.com and ask this question on there because it's not full of piss taking lads, it's a forum with escorts too.
From what I've seen a lot of the girls are not comfortable with virgins and/or young lads so I'm sure they'll be a lot more understanding than the majority of blokes on here.

Do remember to check for reviews on the girls you choose back in this forum though and when you have met one come back here and post a review please.

Good luck 

Cheers for the advice

[Tallboy2]

Would suggest you register on ukescorting.com and ask this question on there because it's not full of piss taking lads, it's a forum with escorts too.
From what I've seen a lot of the girls are not comfortable with virgins and/or young lads so I'm sure they'll be a lot more understanding than the majority of blokes on here.

Do remember to check for reviews on the girls you choose back in this forum though and when you have met one come back here and post a review please.

Good luck 

Sound Advice

[Randy69]

Welcome Kid.
Start with Ruby @Lush Escorts for 30 mins.
Tell her the Indian with 12 inch tool set sent you.....and you will have a nice time.

 Next you could try AV1 or Midori Chan...and post u r review.
More suggestions after your first review.
Happy Punting

[Randy69]

Well ain't you just the pretty little new boy. We are gonna have some fun with you. (Excuse me I just been watching the walking dead)
John
Just read the reviews.
Then go see xkendallx, amazing Victoria no1. Tia and Alexa
Hell! If you can afford it go see Candice.
Why not see them all together boy?
Love and kisses
Tallboy

This is the best advise...start with kendall

[Tallboy2]

Welcome Kid.
Start with Ruby @Lush Escorts for 30 mins.
Tell her the Indian with 12 inch tool set sent you.....and you will have a nice time.

 Next you could try AV1 or Midori Chan...and post u r review.
More suggestions after your first review.
Happy Punting

Well hello Mr 12"
I ain't going anywhere after you.
I might get lost

[cueball]

Indian with 12 inch tool set sent you....

Going twice with a 6 inch dick doesn't make a 12 inch dick 

[mrfishyfoo]

Next you could try AV1 or Midori Chan...and post u r review.

Like you have ?? 

[scutty brown]

anyone who claims he has a 12" dick is really just a 12" tool

[Randy69]

Like you have ?? 

Been trying.....but unable to keep it stiff till i meet them