I've been thinking for a while whether I should post this review as the experience I had was neutral bordering on negative, also I've been reading about the debate whether we should bother with posting neutral reviews or not. So I will let you gents make your mind up.
Before I proceed with my report I would like to set the scene for you to understand why I punted this girl.
I was around Earl's Court in between work appointments. I finished a job early and had over an hour free. So, do I go to a coffee shop and waste an hour drinking an overpriced latte or have a punt. As I was walking pondering my options I saw this beautiful young woman going past me carrying heavy shopping bags (groceries). It's difficult to describe how hot this girl was. I saw her face as she went past me and my socks nearly melted, as for her body... petite, blonde, waist like a wasp, she was wearing tight tank top and tight leggings and I must assume no knickers or a thong because I saw no panty line, cute round firm arse... so there I was perving like a bloody maniac walking behind this absolutely beautiful girl I had to slap myself to stop. Dirty, old man - how embarrassing!
Anyway once I 'woke up' from my trance I thought what am I doing I see a damsel in distress here and I'm not even helping... by this time she was stopping and swapping bags from one had to the other, so I approached and asked if she would like some help (inside I was praying please god let her say yes) alas it was not to be she said in her Slavic accent (had to be!) not thank you I'm OK... I tried to insist politely but no. Never mind I walked past her and crossed the road as I couldn't keep looking at her any more.
So I'm sure you gents have been victims of extreme hornyness at one point in your lives so there I was now desperate and with a raging hard on thinking what the fuck do I do now. I get online on my phone have a quick look; Earls Court is full of prossies I'm bound to find one. Look at the time shit I'm cutting it close so I went for Jenny.https://www.adultwork.com/1097097
Communications excellent, she speaks good English.
I arrive and go for one hour. She says on her profile all services included. The ones I go for are OWO, CIM (but not that bothered) and A. I'm not into DFK or fingering, etc. She is a short girl, brunette, early 30s (not 26 surprise, surprise) not the greatest looker but average, her pics obviously were taken a long time ago she's a little bigger, not fat but fuller.
First thing she says, would you like a shower, I will join you... weyhey assisted showers are my favourite. So in there I get, she joins me, get each other all soapy and do all the caressing and groping required, once rinsed she gives me a blow job.
Onto the bedroom, more kissing and touching OWO, etc. I ask for the mac and I say I want to go for anal... she say oh sorry you're too big. FUCK! Not that shit again I think. What didn't you say before when I asked, also her profile states a-levels included of course it's at discretion which I missed but she could have said before she took my money.
Anyway, that put a bad feeling already so I said in that case I'm not staying for an hour. No point paying £100 when I was looking forward a-levels. Anyway she's happy to oblige and brings back £20. By this time I'm already way into my half hour so I get on to the fucking pronto. Tried a couple of positions ending up in doggy and coming too soon. I was so horny it was to be expected.
After I came she gets up and says do you want a shower, I look at my watch and I said no, I still have 10 minutes. I couldn't be arse with a massage on me or her so I decided to relax a bit and chat.
She's friendly, chatty, speaks good English and generally pleasant, sex was OK but the fact that she advertises A-levels and the bullshit about you're too big (I mean Maggie21 and Geena had no issues with me in that department) and that she was trying to get rid of me 10 minutes too early left me with a negative feeling.
Jenny's got good feedback on AW so if you expect an average punt she's OK but I left not with an smile on my face, just empty balls and the ache to have a fuck duly sated. Maybe I'm being unfair to Jenny because I went in with the image of that hottie I saw in the street but as I said I will let you make your mind up.
What did I enjoy? I enjoyed the shower together, the BJ in the shower and on the bed. She was quite enthusiastic when I was shagging her, proper acting like she was enjoying it, that was it.
Would I go back? No.