Before you ask, no I don't know what the Bald bit refers to, as she has hair :/
According to her profile she was touring in Lincoln today and tomorrow I made a booking for tonight at 8:00 a few days ago, I get a call from her yesterday to confirm and was told to ring her at 6:00 today to get the name of the Hotel + Room number.
I rang her repeatedly and got no answer, I happen to check her profile and the Lincoln tour bit has now been removed and apparently she is now in Nottingham, I use my other mobile to call her and sure enough I get an answer, she is indeed in Nottingham, so I ask her "Hi Its **** From Adultwork, I had a booking with you tonight in Lincoln and have had no contact from you, I presume this is not going ahead?"
She replys with "errm ah er my Car is broken mumblemumble"
I say "Can I take that as meaning you got no other bookings for Lincoln so you decided not to bother telling me you couldn't be arsed to drive here for one 1 hour booking"
Me "Thought as much, thanks a bunch" *Hangsup*
I hate this bleeding City as far as punting is concerned, attracts far too many time wasters and fraudsters. She couldn't even be arsed contacting me with some made up story about cancelling at least I would have had notice, but alibi's are in place etc etc and so my evening is fucked.